//can anyone make a starter for me, I’m struggling to get back into the bsky rp scene, since I kinda stink at running multiple accounts.

* (You glare at them in annoyance, looking around in the snow for the Real Knife.) “ * Well, you have to be actually funny, to be... actually funny. “ They think about just punching them to kill, but aren’t sure if that’ll work. So they do their best to seem... vaguely normal.

“ * OH COME ON! Why does everybody have to... “ They trail off, as they look over the bullets coming at them, and attempt to dodge as many as they can. They get hit by about half of the bullets, due to not even knowing half of the colors, but remain standing thanks to their DEF.

They over with a look of general unamusement in response, both from getting spooked, and the name. “ * ...the hell was popping out like that and scaring me for? “ The only reason they haven’t attempted murder yet is because they lost their knife, and can’t find it in the snow.

//I’m REALLY bad at running two accounts, much less on separate websites... //on top of real life stuff... //sorry guys..

“ * GAH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU- “ They drop their knife in surprise as they end up in a comically frightened position.

They just shrug, returning to their normal... attitude. “ * Eh, they probably aren’t that important anyways. And you never said anything about not killing them, so you’re fine with it I assume! “

“ * ...Don’t ever remember seeing that name come up while I was... you know, killing people. Know everyone else’s names, since... you tell ‘em them, but... you know, I really doubt that somehow, I never bothered committing homicide with them. “

Blankly staring. “ * Wait, you had a brother? “ “ * ...sorry for not knowing that before, Partner. “

“ Wonder if I can stab someone mid-chaos and get some cheap EXP outta it... “

“ * Rude of you to say, Partner. “ * (You let out a little huff as you cross your arms indignantly.) “ * Least it’s nicer than calling me... ‘play ear name?’ Whatever the hell that means. “

//I double dog swear I’ll try to at least look at this account once a day, alright? So you should be getting at least a BIT of homicidal child per day.

“ * Yeah, think I know those ones... accidentally killed that last one with a high five once. Never did lead me to that paint to eat... “ They trail off, seeming oddly annoyed over not being able to eat paint, before remembering murder, and running off with a grin.

* (You ready the knife behind yourself, before rushing forwards at them, a BATTLE starting as you do.) “ * OH, I’M READY ALRIGHT! “ With a grin that almost seems to glow in the shadows of the hall, they carelessly swing their knife at Mathew, hoping it’ll connect. . .

If their eyes weren’t blindingly, #FF0000, red, the way they got bigger would almost be a bit cute. And if it wasn’t for murder. “ * Really? Well, this’ll be fun!... I’m allowed to slaughter them both, right?... if not then I won’t bother, no EXP! “

“ * Bad news, everyone, I am not dead. Run, or don’t, honestly i both care and don’t care. You’ll die either way! But running makes it more annoying... but also more fun! “

“ * Who the fuck is Asriel??? “

//oaky my daily check up here is done see ya

“ * Hmm... “ They out a hand to their chin in mock thought. “ * Nah! No reason for me to, and not killing people would just be boring. No EXP to be got that way, after all. “ * (You ready the Real Knife, pointing it threateningly at the two humans.) “ * Anyways, let’s get to the good part. “

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀғʟᴏᴡs. - The future version of @bloodbuttercups.bsky.social - Incredibly dangerous - “Dangerous? You make me sound so cruel!” - Dark and Mature themes ahead. Potentially suggestive content. Minors DNI #UTRP #BSKYRP #MVRP Credit: Licolisa, Keru the Green, Aubeez, Nuvex

ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴀ sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ. - @bloodbuttercups.bsky.social’s previous life. - Mean, Crass, and a big bully - Usually avoiding home and her sister #UTRP #BSKYRP #MVRP Credit: Aubeez

Blink. “ * ...Yeah, but then I don’t get to kill as many people! And I don’t think I’ll get all of their EXP if I kill them, some’s probably gonna get lost!... but I guess I can just go through another world after I do that... ah, to hell with it, why not! “

They get up from the ground, after having passed out for literally no reason. Three days ago. “ * ... well. That... uh. Happened? “

“ * Hmm... shouldn’t be TOO hard to find another Real Knife... “ They grin to themselves, thinking about the murders likely needed along the way for one of those. “ * Don’t think it works like that, though. Unlike my Partner, I can’t go twice... very annoyingly... that damned comedian... “

“ * OH, TWO! Or three! Or four! Or five! Maybe even 9999999999999999999999999999- you get the point. “

“ * Oh? Care to share it with me? Assuming it isn’t just, keep on grinding until it’s possible to completely flatten them, which I’m already doing, don’t ya worry! “

It takes them being hit with the first one - and actually feeling it for once - to make them to notice the rest, swiftly jumping to the side to avoid them. “ * Hey! What the hell was that about, Partner! And what the hell is what you said about, too! “

“ * Ugh... I haven’t killed enough people lately... I’m not even killing dozens a day! “ They look around for anyone to fatally poke with their knife, a look of annoyance present both on they face, and the tapping on the ground from one of their shoes and they motion impatiently.

“ * You know, I need to up my ratio of front stabs to back stabs... eh, this’ll work for that, I think! “

“ * Cause we’re partners, ya know! You’re like... the only person I wouldn’t stab, probably! Unlike that flower, who THOUGHT he was that, ugh... “ They completely fail to pick up on how utterly they’re being despised right now, acting as friendly as they’re capable of even being.

“ * OH YES YOU CAN! “ They completely ignore what’s impossible and continue trying, barely even processing the first statement. * (You continue stabbing them... until your arms are too tired to continue.) “ * ...I hate you, you know that? And the hell was that first part? “

Their only response is incomprehensible angry grumbling, their face completely shadowed, only letting through their annoyed grit of their mouth through. Their repeated stabbings are starting to slow down a bit, the endless sea of nines lessening slightly with every subsequent hit.

“ * Not really, aside from not killing AS MUCH people as I’d like to have by now, but I’m sure there’s some applicable saying for that. “

“ * I have no fucking clue what that even means, so PROBABLY NOT! “ They just keep on stabbing, over and over again, expression slowly growing angrier and angrier. “ * CAN YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?! “

“ * Killed a few people... killed some more... found out that some cowboy was dumb enough to accept a ‘hug’ from me... accidentally killed someone I was gonna eat paint with via high five... caught up with my Partner... killed a few people... the usual! “

“ * ...what is it. “

“ * Eh, don’t think you’ll be that way for too much longer, ya know! Well, I know, and you didn’t before, but shut up. “ They pull out the Real Knife, warming themselves up a bit by just throwing it around and catching it, a smile on their face.

They stare for a moment, before taking out their knife, grimacing at whatever substance is on it, before stabbing once more. “ * Killing you, now can ya die like you’re SUPPOSED to by now? Jackass. “

“ * Woah, me too! “

⠀ ⠀⠀Get it? I'll KILL you. ⠀

Their shadow deepens to the point that the only thing that can be seen is the grin on their face, and the red glow of their eyes, as they bend their knees, ready to strike. “ * Oh, I will! “ They rush forwards, an expression of absolute glee on their face, wondering just how much EXP they’ll get.

“ * Course I will! It’d be a waste to just let you live, me not getting all your sweet, sweet EXP! “ They point the Real Knife threateningly, the shadow on their face deepening as they do, legs twitching in anticipation. “ * So... how about we just get to it, okay? I’ve got murders to commit! “

It’s not long before they pull out their knife, grinning already. “ * Eh, not that important, just call me the human, how about you tell me who you are, Free EXP? Not that I’ll CALL ya that, but still! “ Their expression is sickeningly smug, already assuming this’ll be easy due to their looks.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓃 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᴅ&ᴅ ᴏᴄ ﹐ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍᴀx / ʀᴇᴇꜱᴇ. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ╰ #dndrp ﹐ #ocrp ﹐ #mvrp ᅠ ᅠ

//I’m gonna be honest I saw papyrus, and fire, and my first thought was fucking