Just a friendly reminder to FDT!

Wife and I watched Colbert's swan song with our coffee this morning. Not a bad way to go out, singing and generally being absurd.

TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.

Ever been stood up by an entire fucking support group? 😡

When I asked for tank top weather, this is not really what I meant. Well, if I'm sweaty, at least I'm cute and sweaty.

Okay kids with lemonade stands are adorable and I will always patronize them, even if it's ostensibly meant to be baby's first capitalism. 😍

Wait you're telling me that if I write a suite of scripts that automates reporting for a very lucrative but exacting customer I have to MAINTAIN IT!? Next you're gonna tell me it that it was a mistake to rely so much on Visual BASIC!

My feed is all cute animals and trannies. Sometimes the two overlap.

"IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED T'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE. CRIME POLLUTION: WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS WHATEVER OUR NEEDS. THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS THERE S WORK TO BE DONE"

Practicing my bedroom eyes.

Step 1: find a trans person of the opposite gender. Step 2: both go to the Texas detransition clinic and ask for hormones of your assigned sex at birth to undo the damage of gender ideology. Step 3: swap your free hormones with your trans homie. Step 4: transition.

You ever see a cis guy exhibiting no egg-like behavior whatsoever and think, "That face is wasted on gender congruence"?

Hear me out: instead of getting back to therapy, what if I just bought a ring light?

I have purchased a ring light. At age 39. What have I become!?

A male coworker was feeling aggrieved and came to me to manage his emotions and soothe his ego. That's never happened to me before. Only later did it occur to me that he felt comfortable doing this because he sees me as a women (which I happen to be). So: feminist indignation, or trans euphoria?

Ever sob so hard you hyperventilate? And then feel moved to document it?

PSA: If you want to remove the "AI Mode" button from Chrome, type this into the address bar and change the flag to disabled: chrome://flags/#ai-mode-omnibox-entry-point

Anyone not think this smells like trans genocide?

I have the flags. What was I going to do—not fly them? Anyway, congrats, @qmanivannan.bsky.social!

My nephew just held the door for me and said, "Ladies first!" 😭🥰

Put my hair up last night to remove makeup and it just looked perfectly messy-cute. Couldn't recreate it if I tried. Ah well...

Finally getting rid of the last of my guy clothes. I had forgotten that toward the end I cared so little about my appearance that I pretty much exclusively wore bulk-packaged undershirts in only the most drab of colors.

Impeccable lighting and faux silk have conspired to make a mockery of my ennui.

You ever put on a melancholy song for a little emotional bloodletting and all your insecurities and regrets come rushing up and it feels for a second like it's going to overwhelm you, but then it swells into this sublime gratitude to be feeling this exact pain that you're feeling? No? Just me?

Mifepristone is: ✅ safe ✅ effective ✅ backed by decades of science ✅ critical for abortion and miscarriage care ✅ essential to protecting our reproductive freedom

Just spent 4 hours volunteering at the library reshelving books after they replaced the flooring!

Today's flags. SCOTUS be damned.

Throwback to when I was underemployed and I decided to convert my favorite form factor keyboard to mechanical. Spent two months modeling and 3D printing special keys and hand wiring new connections. It of course no longer functions. It had a good 3 or 4 year run, though!

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

In my case, the way I rationalize it is that I work on guidance systems, so that's a good thing because it reduces collateral damage. But I'm also occasionally in a position where Elon Musk indirectly pays a small portion of this tranny's salary.

I was going for "sandlot lesbian", but I think I just ended up with Where's Waldo... 😆

@benconneran.bsky.social I'm a simple girl; I see a Strongbadia flag avatar, I follow that person.

Per my wife's request: a gif from Laura Kampf's latest video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaCP...

"Mr. Trump, a gunman opened fire at the White House correspondents' dinner. Does this highlight the need for comprehensive gun control?" "I'm glad you brought that up. Yes, it does highlight the need for an expensive ball room." "..." "Glad we agree."

Hmm... why am I so bloated and crankyOHGODDAMNIT

Why, yes, I am dressed like a cookie. Eat me. 😈

"Taken together we believe it is NOT in patients’ best interest to consent when asked this question. And so long as we are at least being asked for consent, this is a refusal with potentially meaningful systemic effects..."

“The Photo of the Year is Separated by ICE by Carol Guzy, ZUMA Press, iWitness, for Miami Herald.” "It captures a harrowing moment: a family separated by the state.” www.npr.org/sections/the...

Yoink dot adios backslash losers.

I've failed at being the boy and the wonder...

Well the weather's just too damn pleasant to be vain indoors...

this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses.

Dark side of the moon ➡️ far side of the moon.

Finally went and got a library card after living in this house for a full year. Librarian said, "You don't have to use your deadname." Feels like a good sign.

Thinking back to all the times I reacted to cute babies by joking that my ovaries were exploding. I thought that shit was sooooo funny...