Imagine the absolute SHITFIT the American government would have if Canadian officials met with separatist Fringe groups from the United States. Yet, certain elements of the US Admin have entertained the #AlbertaSovereignty Chucklefucks already. #SMH #Canada #cdnpoli #abpoli #Alberta

Breaking News! Undocumented immigrants have been hiding in movie theaters showing the "Melania" documentary knowing that ICE would rightfully assume no one would actually pay to watch it. Film at 11. #USA #MelaniaFilm #America #DonTheCon

Since ICE will no doubt be out in force during the next American election to "safeguard" the process, will they be voting by mail? Something to ponder... #irony #America #USA #uspoli

For a moment, lets assume #Alberta becomes the 51st State. There would be an average of 3200+ medical bankruptcies per year in the province compared to ZERO now. But I'm sure thats not a concern for those pushing separation. #AlbertaIndependence #abpoli #Canada #cdnpoli #SMH

I'm calling it now. When the #AlbertaSeparation vote fails to garner 50%+ support in a referendum I have NO doubt there will be certain supporters that will cry fraud & conspiracy with absolutely NO evidence to support their claims. #Alberta #abpoli #Canada #cdnpoli

"I can't wait to see the Melania documentary this weekend!!" Said absolutely no one. #MelaniaFilm

Every time I see Scott Bessant on the news I do a double take thinking it's Will Ferrell. I fully expect him to state "Live from New York..." but it never happens. Once you see it, you can't unsee it! #SaturdayNightLive #SNL

I'm sure President Trump will strike a conciliatory, empathetic tone in addressing the tactics & unlawful actions of ICE in #Minneapolis & other jurisdictions in his speech today. (Insert Cynical, Sarcastic, Sad Laughter Here) #USPolitics #America #USA

When ICE officers are brought to justice for their criminal behaviour I guarantee certain media outlets will run emotional puff pieces in their defence focusing on how they are being ripped away from their families for "just doing their job". #USPolitics #Minneapolis #Irony #USA #SMH #America

VP JD Vance seems perturbed that local law enforcement in Minneapolis don't want to coordinate with ICE to violate the constitutional rights of their neighbour's. Can't make this shit up. #SMH #Minnesota #Minneapolis

I think we ALL know why ##DonTheCon had to take several cognitive tests after listening to his speech at #Davos today. Unfit for office is putting it mildly at this point in time. Time to grow a spine Republicans! #25thAmendment #USPolitics #USA

Greenland already said No. Just like the girls in the Epstein Files. #GreenlandIsNotForSale #Greenland #EpsteinFiles

The White House Press members that just yelled out "Yes!" to the President asking if his Press Conference was a 'celebration' of his 1st year anniversary have outed themselves as partisan, no-talent hacks. Absolutely fucking disgraceful. #Pressconference #SMH #Sad #uspoli #USA #America

Wow, that senile old man with the orange face that is rambling incoherently sure makes me think he's a "stable genius". Said no one. #USA #America #USPolitics

Germany didn't NEED the Sudetenland in 1938. America doesn't NEED Greenland in 2026. We all know how that turned out. Don't let history repeat itself. #USA #Greenland #GreenlandIsNotForSale #America #USPolitics

The only monument "worthy" of the Trump name being added to it is some random Outhouse on a golf course. #KennedyCenter #DonTheCon #USA

I'd bet good money that Biden never had to take a cognitive test multiple times. #DonTheCon #covfefe #MAGA #USA #USPolitics

Remember! All the dumbass non-sensical bullshit you see #DonTheCon pull now will be featured someday in a future Smithsonian exhibit on how #America reacted to the worst #POTUS in its history. And your kids will ask what part you & your grandparents played in it. #USA #uspoli

Watching the vast majority of hardcore #PierrePolyester supporters of the Conservative Party melt down over another MP crossing the floor & accusing anyone/everyone of betrayal rather than examining their message & what their party has become is both amusing & sad. #Canada #cdnpoli #mbpoli

The funny thing about the Conservatives losing yet another MP is I doubt the Liberals promised them anything in return beyond the chance to better serve Canadians. Thats gotta sting a bit, eh? #Canada #cdnpoli #PierrePolyester

So... How much longer before #DonTheCon takes yet another cognitive test and brags about it? Taking bets now! #covfefe #USA #USPolitics

Pope Leo #FTW! #Chicago

The funny thing about War Crimes is you could get all the pardons you want from #DonTheCon, but you CAN & WILL be tried elsewhere. Hope some future defendants don't ever want to travel outside the #USA for the rest of their lives once they are out of office. #uspoli #covfefe #America

Now that the Ostrich Farm grift is over, I have faith the #KlownKonvoy & Rebel "News" will find an appropriate replacement issue/story to fundraise & shill off of in the near future. #Canada #cdnpoli #TinfoilHat #ConspiracyTheory #ClownConvoy

Whether or not another Conservative MP crosses the floor to the Liberals is somewhat moot. It's just that it sounds SO believable based on #PierrePolyester leadership style, lack of coherent policies & self-destruction in the last election. Reap what you sow, eh? #Canada #cdnpoli

NGL, I hope another Conservative MP defects to the Liberals. The party has lost their way with leader after leader catering to their vocal Right Wing #TinfoilHat wearing Ex-Reform base full of whiners & complainers who would rather tear #Canada down rather than build it up. #cdnpoli

Assuming Zohran Mamdani is elected Mayor of #NewYorkCity even if he delivers on half of his campaign platform he will be chastised by the left for not going far enough & pilloried by the right for going too far. #zohranfornyc #USPolitics #NewYork

I'm not saying #DonTheCon is a Snowflake but if he's SO offended by a TV ad quoting Ronnie RayGun from the 80's concerning tariffs that he cancels trade talks, he's probably the most Massive Snowflake of all, eh? #Canada #cdnpoli #MAGA #America #USPolitics #ElbowsUp #covfefe

Mad King #DonTheCon cut off trade negotiations with Canada, again, due to a TV ad featuring President Ronnie RayGun's views on trade & tariffs. Or... It's because Trump is just a feeble, corrupt, incoherent, untrustworthy snowflake. #Canada #cdnpoli #USA #USPolitics #ElbowsUp #covfefe

I wonder if #DonTheCon will sign all of the pardons he's promised to various henchmen and henchwomen personally or with an Autopen? #covfefe #MAGA #USA #uspoli

Lara Trump's singing makes Yoko Ono sound like Pavarotti in comparison. #SMH #Music

The louder Stephen Miller yells, the bigger the lie is. #uspoli #America

Canada is sending its PM this week to visit its elderly and incoherent neighbour to ascertain if he is mentally incapacitated, a raging loony, or just terribly incompetent. #Canada #DonTheCon #cdnpoli #USA #uspoli

Just waiting for #DonTheCon to blame Elmo, the wind, Hannibal Lecter, #ANTIFA, and low-flo toilets for the current #shutdown. #Covfefe #USPolitics

I'm sure the #DonTheCon Presidential Library will be built to the highest standards by the lowest bidders who will definitely NOT be paid in full. #USA #uspoli #covfefe

The @cfl.ca needs better marketing to attract fans: - All pre-season games should be televised. - @tsnofficial.bsky.social needs a weekly show year round focusing on the league. - Start the season earlier on May long, Grey Cup after Remembrance Day. Just a few minor ideas, eh? #CFL #Canada

Dear @cfl.ca Who the HELL asked for these changes to the game? Because I'm damn sure it wasn't the fans. Sincerely, A Fan of CanadIan Football #CFL #WinnipegBlueBombers #Canada

The unfortunate thing is Gutfeld on Fox will never be canceled as they have not told a joke yet. #KimmelCancelled #Kimmel #JimmyKimmelLive

Jimmy Kimmel > Charlie Kirk All day. Every. Damn. Day. #Kimmel #jimmykimmellive

The really funny thing about pulling #JimmyKimmel from the air is that its not just news in #America but worldwide. Which will be a TOTAL boon for their struggling Tourism industry going forward! #USA #USpoli #DonTheCon #Kimmel

Anyone rejoicing in Kimmel being pulled from the air probably thinks #Gutfeld is funny. Which says a lot about their taste in comedy and civil liberties. #USA #JimmyKimmel #America #DonTheCon #covfefe #USPoli

Guess Free Speech is only for Republicans in America going forward. What. A. Fucking. Joke. #covfefe #DonTheCon #JimmyKimmel #CharlieKirk #uspoli #USA #America #BananaRepublic #Trump

Captain Kirk > Charlie Kirk All day. Every. Damn. Day. #CharlieKirk #MAGA #USA #America #uspoli #StarTrek

Tyler Robinson, such an Exotic and Foreign sounding name. Must be from one of "those" countries or one of "them" type of people! Am I doing this right? #CharlieKirk #MAGA #USA #America #CaptainObvious

Tom Hanks > Trump All Day. Every. Damn. Day. #DonTheCon #covfefe #USA #MAGA #America

If South Korea arrested & detained 400+ "illegal" American workers at a manufacturing plant that were in the country legally #FoxNews would have an absolute meltdown & demand hardcore retribution & formal apologies. #DonTheCon #USA #USPolitics #covfefe #SMH

In the days to come there will be very stark choices we will have to make, regardless of what country & citizenship you may hold. You can stand for freedom, the rule of law & responsible govt. Or you can watch a neighbour & ally descend into fascism. #Canada #USA #America #cdnpoli #USPolitics

Now taking bets as to when #DonTheCon decides to award himself fake military medals & then shows up in a uniform to babble incoherently about toilets, water in California & various "hoaxes" he's been implicated in. #SMH #BananaRepublic #covfefe #MAGA #USA #USPolitics

When Trump holds a press conference there should be a special chyron for when he actually states something that is true & factual. I know it won't be used often (or at all) but it would be more useful than listening to his incoherent ramblings. #USA #uspoli #covfefe #DonTheCon #America

Definitely getting my Covid Booster this fall & NOT travelling to the #USA anytime soon. Sorry #LasVegas, you'll have to wait for #DonTheCon to be out of office & some semblance of normality return to #America before you're a tourist destination again. #ElbowsUp #RFKQuack #CDC