Lazy Sunday morning

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Morning

The hangover this gave me 🫠

Gym. Again.

BTS studio images of Taylor writing lyrics for The Life of a Showgirl

It’s #fcf you’ll just have to trust me

The US Government is so GAY, they participated in Locktober. Shutting down the government on Oct 1. Ok girl.

Is it spooky season yet?? Also, where can I buy those shorts?! (And abs)

Oh my #fcf is on the other page 🥰

Everything reminds me of him

All of this government time and spend on mourning engagements, flags at half mast etc… for an influencer not even a politician?? We better see this same procedure if we ever lose Trisha Paytas.

I caught up on GBBO. Why didn’t they give us gays any super hot eye candy? I miss him.

We, as a society, don’t talk about Speed 2 enough.

Hiiiii

But I have the stamina?

Someone said this was the best pic I’ve ever taken? Me in speedos and sandals lol?!?

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26 years on and the friends still get together

‘Trump is ending this, Trump is ending that’. All of this left me wondering … when is someone going to end Trump?

Has been a while

Amongst a sea of Spanish and Europeans in the prettiest of courtyards who were focusing on enjoying the moment with friends there was one whyte loud American girl who spent 45 minutes retaking her photo, talking loudly about herself and never once looked at the surroundings.

Can we just leave it alone now?

If Katy Perry hoisted herself up in a car and circled the stadium we’d all be laughing.

A Final Destination spin off I could get on board with … especially atm

Me when I see a guy with a nice butt

IG is doing that Twink Death thing

Apr 21? So are you Aries or Taurus? Me:

How can religious zealots deny gay existence when he is our first heavily documented gay man?! The outfits, the disciples, the dramatics of resurrection. This is just a typical Saturday night in WeHo.

Jesus explaining why he rose again

Just doing a sanity check on authentic girl power

I want a real journalist to ask the space girls if they realize it’s so out of touch and what was the point

Me seeing clips of 6 wealthy women in full glam flying into space for no reason other than Space Tourism marketing

When people ask why I’m not going to Coachella weekend

Me leaving The White Lotus with trauma and a complimentary robe.

Lochlan had me fooled #WhiteLotus

The entire US government - all branches - are absolute trash. Somebody call for help.

Monday tomorrow

Me - immune to caffeine- after 5 espressos in the morning, two protein shakes with coffee beans in, a serving of pre workout, 2 cans of Coke Zero and a Turkish coffee before bed.

Now you can imagine my treadmill performances

Today, we’re color coordinating tees & eyes

10 points if you can guess the PJ character

Girl, Sutton lives on a main road in Bel-Air. You live in a back street in Encino. What a stupid comeback.

That was it? That was our season and season finale of RHOBH?

Saxon has zero sex appeal. Zero zero. None. How are some of y’all thirsting?!?

Um @tkyle.com has been very quiet across all accounts recently. Can only assume (and pray) that he is working on a Piper Buddhism dance track as we speak.

Not bad for almost 44 and a midlife crisis 🥰

Hump day? One in the front and one in the back.

4 miles away and a top?

Luigiiiiiii. Please. Send Mario.