this is insane. www.kivitv.com/canyon-count...

Where's @robsandia.bsky.social? Why hasn't he spoken out against ICE disappearing Dr. Roberts? I thought I supported him, but I might be taking his sign out of my yard soon.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

They are literally canceling culture

It's the fucking guns! Fuck guns and fuck anyone who chooses their guns over children's lives. apple.news/ArlEg7loYSHG...

As we've seen play out in the highest levels of our government, Christian Nationalism is primarily about identity, not faith. Listen to Assembly Required with @staceyabrams.com wherever you get your podcasts: Go.Crooked.com/Stacey

Jamie Lee Curtis on The Late Show cancellation. “They’re trying to silence us. That won’t work…we’ll just get louder”

I hope DJT chokes on a BBops burger and dies. The most poetic hamburger from heaven ever.

Ok, so Republicans just introduced a 900 page bill none of them have read. But my team is going through it line by line and on this 🧵you can see the hidden provisions we found. Will update all day. 1/ NEW Medicaid cuts, so now 17 million - instead of 16M - lose health care.

Such a good point on SCOTUS hypocrisy when it comes to Trump vs Biden: They let a nationwide injunction kill Biden’s student loan relief when they had a chance to rule on it. 5 months into Trump’s presidency, suddenly nationwide injunctions are a grave threat to executive power and they must rule.

It’s crazy how every 70 plus year-old man that posts that he’s joining the anti-Zohran coalition has at least three pictures of himself with Jeffrey Epstein.

There can be no justification for this. op: @aaronparnas.bsky.social

Happy New Arcade Fire Day! music.apple.com/us/album/pin...

The hardest Seinfeld question I've ever had.

I hope Kim Reynolds shits her pants today. #IowaGovernor #KimReynolds who13.com/news/politic...

People who don't use the power levels on their microwave infuriate me.

Would celebrate tf out of a Hamburger from Heaven right now.

Thinking about signing back into Twitter only to tell Elon he can eat a dick. A cheese dick. #Wisconsin

@booker.senate.gov is a badass.

Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird is defunding the police. www.kcci.com/article/iowa...

BuT hEr EmAiLs ThOuGh www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

My @GeorgeForeman continues to make paninis like a true champion. RIP. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/s...

@Severance is the greatest tv show I keep falling asleep to.

@aoc.bsky.social should primary the ever-loving fuck out of @schumer.senate.gov.

If a single Democrat Senator (except you, Fetterman... you giant letdown) votes for this fucking bullshit spending bill, we may as well pack it all up and go home. You just quit. Dishes are done, man.

Best current case scenario: Hamburger from heaven after a drive-thru stop in the Tesla. Tesla also explodes.

How much longer til America is great?

JD Vance is a petulant little prick.

Iowa is the first state to remove civil rights from our trans family, friends & neighbors... what the actual fuck? GOP Legislators don't give a fuck about protecting women. They only want control. Absolutely shameful.

This is how it’s done.

Tell me it's an insurance job without telling me it's an insurance job. www.kcci.com/article/des-...

@connolly.house.gov, point of decorum... please step away from the microphone and hand it to someone who can use it.

Calling out a dude during the Super Bowl halftime show's gotta be the greatest flex of all time yeah?

Did anyone have "Evangelical Revelation Apocalypse" on their 2025 Bingo Card? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

Dry January, you've gone on quite enough.

For all our Jill Stein voters who couldn't bring themselves to Harris because Genocide. #FAFO

Holding onto "Hamburger from Heaven" on my 2025 Bingo card.

I've been waiting for that other shoe all year. *Drop* 🤦🏼‍♂️ #skol