@emissaryofbajor.bsky.social *Leans on the bar* Well well I've heard so much about you captain

*in Quark's singing autographs* Yes folks step right up get your autograph of a real life old school baseball player Only 5 slips each to get your autograph photo of Doc Crusher;

Everyone laughs about projectile weapons up to the point the Replicators come Who's laughing now?

@ensignro.bsky.social Hello Major

Ahhh the memories

*makes his way to the holo suite wearing an early 20th century baseball uniform and carrying a bat*

*starts whistling Take Me out to the Ball game while walking*

@intendantoflust.bsky.social Hello I've heard we will be working together

I went on a treasure hunt and found the treasure. Turns out it was confederate money Shit

Everytime I go to sleep youtu.be/BXqPNlng6uI?...

*goes into a holosuite and starts target practice with his colt*

I graduated the top of my class in Columbia Medical School in 1878. Not that it was hard, I was from the 24th century and many of my comptetion still believed phrenology was real science.

*takes a swing from the fifth of whiskey and holds the knife in his hands flinging it across the room into the knife target hitting in the center to the dismay of his Nausicaan opponent* I believe you owe me 5 bars

I paid a visit to the "Wild West" program Quark has and it is laughably inaccurate

Many people think Old West towns where lawless havens of gun violence. The pure truth is that many Old West towns outlawed carrying weapons in the town limits. In fact The famous "Shootout at the O.K. Carrol" was started when Several cowboys refused to disarm

As long as it's not a Quark's table I dont ask or tell

This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. 6 Bullets but 6 is enough

@intendantoflust.bsky.social I am glad to hear Your wife is doing well

*goes for a walk on the promenade*

@grandnagusrom.bsky.social *Knocks on the door with his cane*

@intendantoflust.bsky.social any word?

*he takes a picture out of his pocket* Mother.... I will never forget you

@newdiscoveries.bsky.social Hello Captain *Tits his hat* I think it's best we get this bit over with

Spent more time in the 19th/20th century then I ever did in the 24th century. Now I'm back in the 25th.