Marge is on 🔥.

Yup

Working with a college counselor for my kid and open carry on campus is not something I ever thought to ask about. Now we know.

What a fucked up world we’re living in when a brutal assassination video immediately goes out online for all to see, no trigger warnings, just another day in the America with a gun problem. This shouldn’t feel normal.

Except the live feed from the Utah Governor says they don’t. Can’t say I trust the word from Patel.

Oh okay. So now the new story is that Trump has wanted to take Epstein down for years and is now ready to release all the files? Oh but wait, he also called it a hoax. Bullshit is flying around like the ketchup. A new day, a new lie.

Can the West Coast just be a part of Canada now? We’d all get along. 😄

Okay so we see stuff being throw about the window of the White House but what I want to know is WHO WAS HOME AT THE TIME?! And whose room was it?

Wow. Sitting at a Toyota dealership in downtown LA and you would never know we are dealing with inflation and a rocky economy. This place is packed!

The whole thing with the disappearing act is that it was just another collaborated distraction from the Epstein files.

He looks like such shit that some people think it’s a double. But seriously, when he is ready to die one day… The question isn’t ’where is Donald Trump?’ The question should be ‘where is his family?’ - All eyes on the family members because we know family gathers when family dies.

Someone fixed it! 😂

I’d support this! 😂

It’s always a bummer when you meet someone who seems cool, you think you can be friends BUT THEN they drop a line like ‘I liked Mitt Romney until he did the BLM march’.😐 And they go on about George Floyd’s sketchy past and they sound pro cop killer.😳 Maga people are deal breakers in the friend dept.

Ahahahaha! 😂

Trumps side view reminds me of Gru from Despicable Me.

Remember when people were upset that Gavin Newsom had guest on his podcast like Steve Bannon & Charlie Kirk? That attempt to understand the mentality of the other side is exactly what is helping Gavin step it up to fullest degree today. 🙌

Facial recognition boarding is creepy. And I hate to admit…convenient.

I know the world hates him and it was a nice break from the news while vacationing in Amsterdam. Until… his face was plastered on the front page of the newspaper at my breakfast spot. Looking forward to a time in life where every day isn’t all about Trump and the dumb shit he does.

For real. And only man is the victim of fake news and hoaxes to the ‘likes of which have never been seen before’?

You know someone out there somewhere has a copy of these files and they’re just waiting till the most perfect ideal time to leak them. Like maybe right before midterms. 🤞

Thank you SOUTH PARK! I needed that! 🤣🤣🤣

😂

The only dog stuffy toy that doesn’t get destroyed right away is the soccer ball. This one lasted about a month before a seam started to open. Usually a stuffy toy is lucky to last more than an hour. It’s round so he can’t find an angle on it to tear up! #dogsofbluesky

The side eye from others is everything. 😂

WTF?! So now what? Ice needs to get out of here!

Good info in this one…

Ahahhahaha! Great sign!!

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge issued a sweeping order blocking President Donald Trump’s unprecedented seizure of California’s National Guard, calling the move illegal and a “dangerous precedent. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Damn. Just watched a live video on the Citizen app of an ice raid that went down @ STG Logistics in Compton. Heartbreaking af. Around 20 vehicles pulled out taking people away. 😭

Kind of like how a spouse can annoy the shit out of you on the daily but when it really matters the most, they show up 💯!

I’m starting to think the rich ass parents of king taco never bought him G.I. Joe toys when he was little and now he’s playing out his childhood fantasy. This is insane and how tf is it being allowed to happen?!

Trump has that old deck of cards. You know the ones stuck in the back of the junk drawer. Spill stains all over them, cards are sticking together, can’t pull them apart without them ripping. Elon has that shiny new exclusive deck of cards that are so special they don’t get used. Until he has to. 😂

I hope everyone is locking up their credit records as well.

Ooooooohhhh good point! Didn’t think about that one until now!

This! 👇

Hahahaha!! 😆

It wasn't the obituary I was looking for but I'll take it. R.I.P fake besties.

Sorry to step away from the catfight, but we’ve got a win! A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s attempt to dismantle AmeriCorps halting the termination of grants and its volunteer network!

Buffalo New York, who is she?

This is taking me back to the days where I was glued to Twitter for Rob Kardashians meltdown. 🍿

Never thought I’d seek out what Laura Loomer has to say. 😂🍿

Oh fuck yes! Would be epic!

Ketchup bottles are flying. Might need to buy some Heinz stock.

Hey Musky! Tell us something we don’t already know…

wtf peacock?! I finally admit I watch this shit and even planned to watch it live and you failed to show up?! 😂😂😂😂 #loveislandusa

In a weird way, Elon just made it a wee bit safer for some gops to find their spine. Maybe just a few.

I’ve decided I’m buying my husband an appliance for Fathers Day. Just so he can experience that sinking feeling of getting an electrical kitchen product as a gift that he never ever once mentioned wanting.