i love casa tilo

obligatory "twitter is down" skeet

call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders

twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_

co-procrastinating with my housemates

next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL

whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"

creatine cocktail

we meet again, backup twitter

While i'm here, caulicamp is soon! April 24-28 near Sydney Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21 Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10 Low income tickets available You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli... See you there!

so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider

no publicity is good publicity

the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know

drum machine hijinks

🤍🚬📖I WANT CALORIES😂😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬🚬🤍🤍🤍📖📖📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯I WANT THEM IN MY GLYCOGEN STORES💯💯💯💯😭😩🚬🔥😻🔥🔥💥💢❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🖤🖤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💞💞💞💞😍😻💌📖📖📖💥🔥😂👍I WANT THEM😂😂😂👍

citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating

kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!

hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?

vibecamp3 actually feels fantastic this year (so far at least) it helps that i know at least a hundred people

apparently bluesky is back!

anyone still here?

wim hoff and chill

"you still doing the website?" "oh, yeah, the sex website"

I. FUCKING. HATE. ROCK AND ROLL. chuck berry makes me play the guitar and shouts go johnny go

"Cauliflower Unites Minds"

high value demiboy

some of you may think i'm just an autistic stemlord, but i also cry several times while i watch neon genesis evangelion for the fifth time

guy who retreats to mottes because his working memory is too small

being tired makes me scared of everyone :C

how to increase spleen size??

when it comes to assessing the character of another person, whether or not they're vegan speaks legumes

if your bf is taller than 6'6" that's your gf

gonna post my twitter drafts here instead

it's called tweeting here as well, stfu

trans women love Accelerated Graphics Port and HTTP Strict Transport Security

everything about the vibe of this website says "post deranged shit it doesn't matter"

"subs exist because they have more bargaining power"

"subs are just lazy"

principled hedonism

extremely stygian blue-pilled

lol I'm just here to dump random thoughts into the void idgaf about bluesky drama, i'm still here because nobody uses this app and so i can't get hooked

there were no physical therapists in the ancestral environment

if i'm still single by March i suspect i'm too weird for Sydney and will move to one of the following places: - Berkeley - Chicago - New York - Lisbon (which i'm also a bit too weird for but it'll probably be cheaper)

i keep telling my parents fun facts about LSD and they still think i've never taken any

i'm having a twitter break, not a bluesky break. this app isn't stimulating enough for me to need a break from it yet

feel like it's more suspicious when coworkers _don't_ ask me _anything_ about vibecamp than when they ask me 1000 questions

alright time to find all my mutuals from twitter...

so i notice people don't just post the same stuff here as they do on twitter what's the vibe of this place vs twitter? how do you decide what to post where?

another day, another hedonic treadmill