Christmas dinner came on the later side of the day Chez Scoob but it was memorably delicious.

I just think of efficient European trains and systems designed to round up people, get them on these trains and, in business-like fashion, transport them to death camps. I feel something something like existential despair. Like. What is wrong with us. Why do we do this.

For those spending some or all of today around unpleasant relations, forebearing for the sake of tradition, family peace or tradition... I send you hugs. You will get through it. I also send advice. You don't have to do it every single year. Give yourself a break sometimes. Choose yourself.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all x

Why am I awake at 6.30 on Christmas morning? Am I so excited that I could barely sleep? Nope. Am I going to bang on my parent's bedroom door demanding they get up so we can open presents now now now? Absolutely not. Am I suffused with the joy of yuletide, peace and goodwill? Hardly. So why?

I'm not wrapping myself in Christmas lights. No, I'm sorry. I don't think anyone wants to see me looking like a twinkling side of beef. I don't, anyway.

Oh. And vers who can wrap but prefers to use gift bags.

Voice reveal Quote tweet and let us know what you sound like

this isn’t bringing up any historical parallels or anything

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

All this Christmas nudity is making the baby Jesus cry. Do carry on.

Nearly had a rhubarb related meltdown today. Couldn't find any for a crumble I want to make. I hope tinned will do I feel like a fraud.

We live in the time of generational memory loss.

Every year. Every single year. There's enough food in this house now to put a doomsday prepper to shame. There's two of us. The shops close for one day. It's ridiculous. This whole holiday is ridiculous 😂

Minaj can fuck all the way off.

Did anyone really expect the release of the Epstein files to actually incriminate anyone except maybe Trump's enemies? Really? I think I lost that level of naiveté when Clinton Lewinsky'd himself.

These fucking Democrats who would go to a yoga class and stand there because heaven forbid that they should take a position. Fuck them. It's long past time sitting on the fence stopped being cute. Get the damn splinters outta your ass and pick a side. The oppressors or the oppressed. Which is it

I’ve never understood pre-Christmas catchups. In a lot of cases it’s like ‘you could barely be bothered with me the first 11 months of this year, why is it so crucial that we do so now that it’s freezing, there’s barely any daylight, in the middle of an orgy of consumerism?’ 🤔

IDK needs to hear this but rich white straight men are the problem. Because they have all the power and always have had the power. And it’s corrupted them. Intrinsic, societal, generational, it’s-not-a-bug-it’s-a-feature corruption. Until we fix that, nothing gets fixed. Literally nothing.

I'm officially at the 'oh that can wait until 2026' part of the proceedings so the next two work weeks will be master classes of down-the-road can-kicking and blame evasion.

Has anyone tried any recipes from the 1960s and 70s? Many of them sound really repulsive. Like. Omelette stuffed mincemeat (for mince pies) and dusted with icing sugar. Fanny Craddock was a fan but that sounds really vile. But are we really missing out on something fantastic? I do wonder.

Someone finally slapped that loudmouth Jake Paul huh. Here for it.

Damn my shitty father.

Check in on your BlueSky buddies this Christmas. For some it can be a lonely sad time for many reasons x Love you guys and my DMs are always open 💙💙💙 Let’s be kind and look after each other in a safe space ❤️

You don't need to get your kids 8 or 9 testicles. Just two or three great ones is fine.

Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (18th December 1987). "By the thump Minnie Caldwell, you take the barm cake".

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I'm sorry but I refuse to watch Dating Naked UK unless you can see fully naked people. No blurring. Is that too much to ask, really?

Troy Benderczyk

My gaming PC is upstairs in the office and I want to be able to play it downstairs on the couch on a portable monitor. I don't want to move the PC. Suggestions?

A fuck to give.

This

Damn. Kylie did it didn't it. That song is annoying catchy.

This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that? The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.

Tits!

The immortal words “No! Don’t eat those they’re for Christmas!” have been heard in our house

The Ninentree is ready.

This is fucking genius.

If the BBC settles with Trump I will cancel my TV license. I will not allow my annual fee to enrich that orange Mafia boss.

Who was a catfish then? Do I know? Should I care?

692 episode rewatch of Prisoner Cell Block H done. Fun but I won't be doing that again for a while. Hell of a commitment lol

good morning holy shit www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...

friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.

Toe curling thrusts.

"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...

There's enough hate in this world. If you come at me with hate I will respond with indifference if I respond at all And not feeding the hate beast will bug you more anyway 😇

Absolutely not. I will not enable Musk's fascism or allow my online activity to enrich his coffers by word or by need. People of conscience should leave that platform to collapse into an ever-more-irrelevant pool of its own effluence.