The government has just passed a law making it illegal to make any more dark fantasy media

It's crazy how Fromsoft built an empire on games that suck ass to play and also The Adventures of Cookies and Cream

Alexa, play The Vagrant of Love

Had too much coffee, might shatter the veil later.

Can a dream analyst tell me what it means if I had a dream about the skin on my feet peeling off and sexual thoughts about William Howard Taft?

Ordered a blu-ray of a show I like only to find that they completely replaced the original cast and I am this fucking close

The song that might play when you fight a drox

Moo-Pop Demon Hunters

The three sexiest words in the English language are: "Served over rice"

I finally got to test drive my custom mahjong variant (albeit in experimental 2-player mode) with my brother tonight and he said he liked it a lot! (Despite our many chombos)

Sometimes I get jealous of other people's inflated forms like man I wanna be a pooltoy! I wanna be a big juicy pear!! I wanna be a permablimp!!

Moomoo wants a fucking break!!!

It's always P-Balloon this, P-Dildo that. It's all you kids talk about.

My first time using a drip coffee maker today and how the hell do people live like this??

Would you still love me if I was a pear?

It's Buck! #FatFur

Is there a Zebra Month? There should be a Zebra Month. Or at the very least a Zebra Week

Testing out some markers I got from the dollar store and they're surprisingly good

But Moooooom, I have to monitor the metrics on the gay porn I posted to the internet!!

It's Buck! #FatFur

I just like this doodle of Uke

I need a way to empty my mind and not think or feel anything at all

But also what do you MEAN there is no physical release for Aggretsuko???

I'd like to start a campaign to make Pompompurin an official gainer/fatfur icon

Today I've rediscovered the like 15 year old thorn in my side about gold in Minecraft.

I LOVE TOYS!!

Looks like our dear Manager has got one rowdy customer on his hands... Can he fill that hungry belly??? (A drawing for my friend @monstergraffiti.bsky.social of his tarbeast, Trav and my tarbeast, Manager) #FatFur

Why are all the cleaning sim games about cleaning up blood and guts I want just a cleaning game about normal cleaning because I live in a first world country and I don't have enough problems in my life

It wouldn't be like this if I lived in Usonia

Simon says everyone on earth instantly TF into a big milky moo with huge overproductive milky moo moobs with your choice of fat udder or cock .w.

The primary reason I almost never post about real world events is that if I think about them too much I break down and cry

LRP: This also applies to ABDL too

"why are so many gay guys into puppy play" idk man you ever been autistic and got so tired of pretending to be neurotypical that you just wanted to be in a space where it's socially acceptable to be nonverbal and for your face to be obscured and not having to worry about saying the wrong thing or

Every time I watch Monsters Inc. I get distracted by all the questions and implications raised by the Monster Industrial Complex

Piracy is awesome. You can just have whatever you want all the time forever

Would you lend your power to me so I could become Omega Moomoo?

You might call my posts droll and or boring but I think I'm doing short form social media correctly. It was always intended for you to share your inane personal updates and almost half interesting thoughts.

The King's evil Fujoshi Advisor: Yes, your majesty, all your subjects want nothing more then to see you kiss the king of the rival kingdom and take him to your quarters. It is for the peace and prosperity of your lands, M'lord...

"Don't overthink it" But overthinking it is the FUN PART

Made a cup of chamomile tea because I'm trying to expand my horizons and the box said it relaxes you and helps you sleep but it smells yucky... .m.

Flo-wer Moo, Flo-wer Moo~

I'm still really proud of that Uke drawing

Even owners of luxury gainer resorts need a day off! And Uke likes to spend his free days enjoying the very scenery he works in with a nice cold glass of juice. #FatFur #Blob

Waiter!! Get me a glass of permanent regression juice, a plate of chicken nuggets, an activity placemat and a box of your finest crayons please.

Bad Apple but it's Green and Brown (to symbolize the two halves of the drox)

On one hand, having a minecraft sex mod installed is insane aura loss. On the other hand, minecraft fat mod where you can feed villagers into blobs...

[Looking like a poor disheveled Dickensian orphan on the street] Please sir... May I have some executive function...

Everyone on Earth needs to gain 1,500lbs of fat NOW

I love shy hypers. Blushy and embarrassed by people staring at their massive bulge. Whining and mewling for you to be gentle when handling their monstrous shaft. Apologizing profusely when they uncontrollably cum buckets everywhere (not wanting to tell you that was just a SMALL load)