Wow whodda guessed that the meat and produce I bought from the dollar store would be substandard

Archaeologists have discovered the earliest known evidence of fujoshi culture in the form of cuneiform clay tablets containing explicit Naruto x Sasuke fanfiction found in the ruins of Persepolis

Part of why I hate drawing references is because you have to draw a very boring static pose (to show off all the design elements) and it feels bad

Every day I'm thankful I'm not on Tiktok

I want to cook yummy food for all my friends and heal them

Godzilla, the illiterate asexual mpreg king.

Supermarket Tabloid #neonsmonstergraffiti

(<-- Is supposed to be relaxing and enjoying his month off from drawing) (<-- Is also stressing over not being productive enough)

Does anybody know if we'll ever feel happy again?

Asexual by virtue of being too fat to physically have sex

Wehhhh I don't wanna work I want to stay home and play minecraft

I have successfully given one of my friends the mahjong brain parasite. Now I only need to infect 2 more....

Bouncing around the Depression-Anxiety spectrum like the DVD logo today

If you're in your 30's and your friend group isn't discussing: • Tile efficiency • Ura dora • Rinshan chance • Damaten strategy IT'S TIME TO GET A NEW FRIEND GROUP

My body is fucked up because it can't just tell me when I'm hungry like a normal person by having my stomach growl or something instead it's gotta be like "solve my riddles three" why I'm suddenly feeling nauseous and light headed

Glutton (n.): One given habitually to greedy and voracious eating and drinking. Example: "Travis is such a glutton." A little drawing experiment for funsies of @monstergraffiti.bsky.social's Tarbeast Travis since I wanted to try the whole photo collage thing he does sometimes #FatFur

I miss cookie dough ice cream :'(

I have Money For Nothing Derangement Syndrome. Whenever I try to sing a song there's a 50% chance it'll just randomly turn into Money For Nothing

I will write 1,200 words in a single night and the very next day my progress will max out at writing the word "he"

You know you can just put a leash on me and I'll legally belong to you right? You can just have me as a pet. I'm literally free.

No one is an island except for me :3

I remember in school my US history teacher told us that incompetence wasn't a valid clause for impeachment and I really think we should give this concept a second look.

I typically love watching videos about luxury modes of transportation (i.e planes, trains, ferries) but whenever I watch videos exploring cruise ships I'm just disgusted by the sheer biblical excess on display

It's been one of those days, pass the Fat Belly.

I need null Cashmere drawing ideas I need him so bad

I've looked inside myself before and I saw a bottomless abyss and then I decided it was more worth my time to think about fat dragon bellies

I'm so sick of having a body. Every day it's "waaa, I need food." "Waa, I need water." "I have an infection waaa" grow the fuck up

I'd like to propose the "Living Fossil" approach to web design. Be so good at what you do that you simply have no need to evolve.

Life is beautiful when you don't accidentally food poison yourself three times in a row

Who are these fake tubers they keep putting in commercials?

I, as a legal consenting adult, should have the right to forfeit my status and autonomy to become someone's fat spoiled daddy-dependent diaper boy and have the government pay for it.

Fat Dads chilling on the couch with their boys, watching porn together and stroking each other's cocks

I need endless money and infinite time and unlimited space and also a kinder world free from capitalism

🐮Kindness Moomoo🐮 OR 😈Evil Moomoo😈 Choose your story today.

I left Plato's cave and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

this one goes out to all my early 2000s no cable tv girlies

So... Goats🐐 huh?

Caring for a Fatfur Little is an entirely different beast than your average little. Not only do you need so much more food for meals and snack times they also need extra help with changing, getting dressed and bath time. Not to mention all the arm strength and special heavy-duty equipment they need.

I'm in one of those moods where I really really wanna talk about fat ABDL stuff but am also very scared about talking openly about that stuff and scaring people away (Or attracting bad attention)

Fatboys in highchairs being spoon fed by their doting feeder daddies. Not going anywhere until they finish ALL the food dad made for them.

General, prepare to fire the Orbital Pooltoy TF Laser Canon

Slumbering Sludge #neonsmonstergraffiti

It's been too long since I got whipped into a goonbrained mania. I could use some excitement :/

More than anything, Jim Henson loved gibbering little freaks

Tonight I will beat the "Only watches kids shows" allegations by watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Whatever doctor called me "High functioning" was absolutely fucking wrong

A big giraffe in a small elevator

I'm Gitaroo Man coded

Even owners of luxury gainer resorts need a day off! And Uke likes to spend his free days enjoying the very scenery he works in with a nice cold glass of juice. #FatFur #Blob

I hope you guys aren't bothered by all the sketches I've been posting lately. They're just easier for me to do at the moment