All my plans for today came crashing down because I ate a poison sandwich

Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least that's what Shincha told himself when he got his first job to throw extra money at his favorite gacha game's newest banner... But I don't think he really "gets" how this employment thing works... #FatFur

The King of All Cosmos would commission some really freaky art if he could

Uh oh...

Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least that's what Shincha told himself when he got his first job to throw extra money at his favorite gacha game's newest banner... But I don't think he really "gets" how this employment thing works... #FatFur

Re: LRP You WILL follow my friend You WILL repost his art and you WILL leave him nice comments and praise.

it's late at night, but here's a Greed in stripes. #neonsmonstergraffiti

I was doing so well at not getting sick this year and my brother's stupid kid (4) had to do the nastiest open mouth cough directly into my face and now I've got a cold

They're gonna strap me to a chair and force me to watch the basketball goat movie 😭

"You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age, haha!" Sometimes you don't need a crystal ball to see the future... (A gift for my friend @monstergraffiti.bsky.social because I just really like drawing his boys :>) #FatFur #WeightGain

Circa 80/90's TV animation is probably one of the least flattering art styles

I might be evil :/

It just isn't Christmas in New York without you :'(

Wehhhh can somebody vore me so I don't have to be at work?

We need to bring back old school computer viruses that bricked your computer and called you a moron with a dancing baby. This is the only way to bring the beast to it's knees

In all my holiday cheer I kinda forgot I have to actually spend Christmas with my actual real family which is not nearly as fun as my online furry found family

💡TIP: feed the [Goat]🐐 beans

Hi I'm so sorry I haven't finished any art this month I'm trying really really hard not to die this month please understand

Life should be like the Yugioh anime and we just solve all disputes with card games and sick arm gear

Me: I do not wish to receive promotional emails from your website. Website: Emails? You want emails? Promotional emails? From our website? That's what you want? Promotional emails?

Wow, you sure can have a lot of conversations with your Amazon spy probe when you're a highly Googlable celebrity

You must ask yourself: "Am I slaying as hard as Ulala Space Channel 5 believes I can?"

Uh oh, we drew the deep existential pain card today

You say how bad you want a bit titted goth mommy to spit in your face and step on you and they'll be like "hell yeah preach it brother" But you say you think fat people are hot and suddenly you're a sick pervert fetishist

I wanna see the macro furries make a feature length kaiju kink film. I want it so bad.

My brother is an engineer and he once explained to me the idea that making things more safe makes them less safe and idk the more I think about it the more I think that's kind of a load of horse plops

Art Summary 2025 #neonsmonstergraffiti

If I ever made an action platformer I would love to put a dedicated "Speedrunner Mode" that adds a timer to the screen and skips all dialogue and cutscenes BUT also secretly has a function that randomly drops 1 out of every ~100 inputs just to fuck with them.

Everybody should watch Oruorane the Cat Player at least once in their life

How come nobody ever talks about the gay dinosaurs from the Will Vinton Christmas special

Haven't drawn Berkeley in a while so here he is.

I think I deserve a PhD in toys

If we're chill together than honestly you have the legal right to TF me into whatever you want

I guess TECHNICALLY I achieved my goal of actually finishing a writing project this year in the form of a few short stories written for friends but none of them are fit for publishing so I guess we're kinda neutral on the 2025 resolution

Bwooourfff... Why do I feel so sloshy and *blooorrpp* full of pear juice today?

Honestly vegetables fucking rock once you destroy the idea that you're not allowed to season them or coat them in any kind of sauce without "undoing the healthy part"

What exactly is the function of an Alexa? Like, what is it supposed to actually do for you? The only thing I've ever seen anyone use them for is just playing music using voice commands and that's all fine and dandy but surely most anybody could make a voice activated speaker so what does it do?

It's not a "run-on sentence" I'm building my combo meter and when I finally put that period down it'll be sick.

Signing up for a clinical test for a new weight gain drug. After the first dose you instantly find yourself on a gluttonous rampage, gorging yourself and putting on immense amounts of weight. That's when the doctor tells you you got the placebo...

Doing nothing is literally performative. Truly non-performative people never do anything for any reason whatsoever. They just sit perfectly still in an empty room with their eyes shut forever.

The way Minecraft seems to think of itself as a combat oriented game while having some of the worst combat I think in any game

FORMATTING DOCUMENTS IS PAIN I HATE

It's incredible to me that you can just emulate the weather channel

"Moobs" isn't a word "Blimpy" isn't a word "Lardaceous" isn't a word I'm sick of your lack of culture spellcheck.

The Moon and the Sun #neonsmonstergraffiti

If Heavy Rain can win a BAFTA then I can write my little self indulgent smut fic

I'm sad and tired and possibly sick

I promise I'm trying to work hard on art Christmas has just been busy and I have a lot of irons in the fire ;^;

He might not look like it, but Uke is a real fitness nut. Every morning you can find him leading the Flabbercise classes at La Gras. Now lets see some JIGGLE folks! #FatFur

Sometimes you have to say some shit that leaves the hoes flummoxed