"Maybe this story requires too much foreknowledge of my own stupid lore and how Usonia works I should rewrite it to make it more comprehensible to the average reader..." Fuck you, solve my puzzles furry boy.

Today is the day I TF into a massively fat bull man I can feel it

Drox caught in the bathroom injecting fresh seasonal strawberries into his veins (Heartbreaking moment)

I love how Terraria has been like "Okay this is the final update to the game guys... okay one more haha for real this time" for like the past 10 years

They're deciding the next presidency based on who can gain the most weight

Marcs is the only store to have a mental breakdown at tbh

This isn't the future Ms. Frizzle promised us

Bowser being my dad would fix me I think

Can all the problems in the world just like take a number and line up DMV style so we can just deal with them one at a time?

Anyone else feeling imprisoned within the cursed mirror today?

I don't care how "intuitive" the design is just give me a damn button

Buck has some words of encouragement for you gainers out there. #FatFur #Fupa #Fatpad

I see you across the bar but your vibe confuses and frightens me

While having many kinks, I only like to indulge 1-2 at a time so I can really savor all the flavors

Very heavily feeling the weight gain incest mood today

Joe Zempic

What is with the obsession with scolipede?

it's goop. he's got pants now. #neonsmonstergraffiti

Re: Watching Twin Peaks Teenagers in the 80/90's are scary. They just smoke and drink whenever and do whatever they want

If I ever use the royal "we" I swear it's not because I'm a pompous jackass I played Katamari Damacy when I was literally still learning how to read and the King of All Cosmos' speech patterns wove their way into my developing mind

Not me developing abdl town to cope with stress. No sir. Definitely not doing that...

The secret to having a good website is to build a website that functions and then NOT smash it with a hammer repeatedly

“Hey baby. You got a purty lookin’ gut on ya. Why don’t ya take that fat ass upstairs and we get a closer look under the hood?”

We need to make more advancements in consumer optical media so we can stop putting 12 episode animes on 2 discs and splitting them like 9 episodes on one disc and the remaining 3 on the other

Everybody gets to throw their little tantrums but me I guess

Jeff the Feeder

[Glows with intense godly energy] That's it. I'm taking matters into my own hands.

Oh it's gonna be one of THOSE days I see

PartyMart wanted a dragon to promote their new home delivery options but sadly Shincha was the only one to respond. Don't worry, all it takes is a bit of movie magic to make this 2 ton dragon fly... #FatFur

I want the guy in the liberty mutual commercials to suffer a fate worse than death

I will watch Twin Peaks ep 3 today and chase it with Walk Around the Block with Barney. This is the optimal viewing experience I think.

PartyMart wanted a dragon to promote their new home delivery options but sadly Shincha was the only one to respond. Don't worry, all it takes is a bit of movie magic to make this 2 ton dragon fly... #FatFur

Mentally, I'm operating somewhere between a preschooler and Martin Luthor writing the 95 Theses

<-- He is handling the money <-- He is serving the food <-- He knows about your party <-- He is calling you "DUDE"

I like to have normalfun because I'm normal

I wish I were handy with tools. It seems like the only way I'd ever be able to afford a house is if I bought a crappy hovel and rebuilt it with my own two hands

I had some very deep thoughts about society at work today but now I'm too tired to remember what they were

"If sex is so good how come there's no sex 2?" Bro, furries already have we're on like Sex 5 at this point I think

Unique societal features which only exist within hyper specific fetish worlds

I wish I had the ability to make maps grahhhhh

Being the most popular fur at the furry adult daycare because I'm big and round and soft like a plushie and everyone wants to cuddle me

Big heavy flabby roundy blubbery drox in an oversize cow kigu looking for a playdate where we can play farm and watch cartoons together

Is there any fun modding stuff that can be done with a PS Vita these days? I always wanted one when they came out but could never convince my parents.

My dad said you have to be nice to me or face divine wrath

Okay. I think I'm mentally prepared enough to take on Twin Peaks episode 2...

The government has just passed a vote outlawing straight StarFox porn

[Commission Work] A brand new tarbeast has been born! Meet Brik! The tarbeast belonging to @kaituyt.bsky.social ! Thank you again for your support! This was a lot of fun! #neonsmonstergraffiti

How come nobody worships me as the Golden Calf? :(

People keep yelling at me today ;^;

Waiter!! Get me a glass of permanent regression juice, a plate of chicken nuggets, an activity placemat and a box of your finest crayons please.