I'm living deliciously today. I made tteokbokki, sippin some ice tea and I'm listening to my tunes. Later I'll have a big anko dorayaki -w-

Can't you at least *pretend* like you're not pure evil

Today is Ammo's bday. which means today is the day that I began to seriously try to improve myself as an artist, and get to the point that I'm at today. I still have a long way to go, but I'm happy he's been here with me every step of the way. Thank you for everything, Ammo! #neonsmonstergraffiti

I don't think anyone has ever asked me to see a hall-pass in my entire life

I just realized they're going to be sacrificing me to the gods today (He has to work Valentines dinner rush)

I wonder if being ace has anything to do with my fixation on less directly sexual forms of sexual encounters in art and writing

Getting so fat you don't even realize when your fupa transitions into becoming a nullge. Just a big soft squishy pad with all the sensitivity of whatever was once buried beneath it.

I'll make you worse in the sense that I'll introduce you to games and media that give you brain diseases

I'm feeling weirdly nostalgic for Comedy Central movies today. I genuinely had the thought "omg I should watch Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo" like I didn't hate watching it back then??

Hypnotic candy hearts that warp reality when you eat them

I think what mahjong so satisfying to me is the zenlike enjoyment of sorting and matching things and seeing chaos turn to order.

If you need me I'll be in the Cloud Arboretum in Usonia

Society if advertisers got a fucking clue and weren’t terrible and didn’t make our lives worse -picture of Sirena Beach in Mario Sunshine-

Advertisers need to get a fuckin clue

I'm just so enamored by him

Glutton (n.): One given habitually to greedy and voracious eating and drinking. Example: "Travis is such a glutton." A little drawing experiment for funsies of @monstergraffiti.bsky.social's Tarbeast Travis since I wanted to try the whole photo collage thing he does sometimes #FatFur

I apologize to anyone if I've been giving off weird vibes. I had a bit of an emotional crisis earlier this week and have just been laying low to recover

Glutton (n.): One given habitually to greedy and voracious eating and drinking. Example: "Travis is such a glutton." A little drawing experiment for funsies of @monstergraffiti.bsky.social's Tarbeast Travis since I wanted to try the whole photo collage thing he does sometimes #FatFur

I bet I could kill it on BabyTube

It'e a SFW kinda day

I'm in dire need of a self-care day

Self-appointed dad adopting all his found family children to live under one roof as a real family

Thinking about it, I don't think Minecraft has ever really *felt* complete even after it reached full release. It's still in Beta in my mind.

I'd like a case study done on how many people actually have a foot fetish vs how many have just memed themselves into foot-related sexual psychosis

Not to be sad and lame and gay but I'm back on my dreaming about a better world bullshit

My next drawing is almost done, just need to do the cleanup work; however I feel extremely unwell mentally and emotionally today. Do I just grit my teeth and get it over with or just take the day off and do it another time?

Oh joy it's one of those days where I feel fundamentally broken and unlovable and my brain won't let me forget it

• "Today we have a [south wind] blowing through the state." • "I ordered [seven pairs] of ankle socks online." • "Hey can you [Riichi] up there and grab that for me?" What are they trying to tell me today?

I'm so cow brained tonight I need to be just a big lazy moo blob just endlessly grazing and gaining and being milked while everyone else just pampers and dotes on me and further turns me into a tub of moo lard for them to enjoy mroooooo

Be yourself because the fabric of society is falling apart at the seams so you might as well just be honest

It's only logical that I am the way I am because I've just always had a sensory fixation with things that are soft and round

Have they made any good rivals to Cities Skylines yet?

Why is it so hard to find just plain ol hard candy at the store? Everything's gotta be gummy or chocolatey or freeze dried or filled with something. Man, I just want some regular old fruit flavored hard candies to suck on

I love working on surprise gifts for people like haha that freakin moron has NO CLUE what's in store

It hurts me so much when I have to crop even the tiniest amount of belly out of an image for composition reasons

With one fell swoop Terraria ingratiated themselves with the gay furries

Guys with absolutely utterly huge massive permafull moobs eternally leaking with thick creamy milk from their giant puffy nipples mooing and moaning as pair of fatties suck them dry and make them hard

Even owners of luxury gainer resorts need a day off! And Uke likes to spend his free days enjoying the very scenery he works in with a nice cold glass of juice. #FatFur #Blob

I feel like a point n click adventure protag today.

Today is NOT tropicashining

In a true and honest world, Ms. Piggy could be openly bisexual

I thought I would actually do a bit of jonging today but then they summoned exodia on me at work

A lot of times I wanna draw character portraits but it's kinda hard to do a portrait when your characters have more of a landscape build...

My purpose... has been fulfilled... *Turns into sparkles, leaving behind nothing but a piece of melon candy*

Even owners of luxury gainer resorts need a day off! And Uke likes to spend his free days enjoying the very scenery he works in with a nice cold glass of juice. #FatFur #Blob

Veleno cleans up pretty well for a punk. Are you free tonite? #neonsmonstergraffiti

The Wanderer Returns Home // A Lost Beast Found

I think of all the shows that came out of the CN Renaissance, Gumball will be the one that's seen as truly timeless

I think today's the day 🦒 drops

Watching Hannah Montana just for old times sakes and man this show has aged questionably...