bro's height unit is apple😔 #markiplier

#markiplier #adatewithmarkiplier Be My Valentine

/ oh my shaylaaaaa

Who did you celebrate Valentine's Day with?... Why don't you answer my phone calls?... Don't try to lie to me, I've been watching you the whole day.

/ HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET I BESTOW AN EDIT OF MY WIFE HERE 😔🫶

He never sleeps . in fact , he’s blasting music , dancing the night away with no care in the world . so loud . . .

“ surely not with that attitude ! youngsters these day , always complaining about something . ” He spoke loudly , rolling his eyes at the other as he waved his hands around dramatically . “ you’re no fun sometimes ! ”

He shrugged in a carefree manner . “ i dunno 🤷‍♂️ i have so much time , and maybe I’m just bored ! ”

“ you don’t need a reason ! and you never smile anyways— or at least i’ve never seen you do so ! always with that frown . silly frown . ”

He pouted a bit when he noticed the other glaring back , blinking quickly . “ you should smile more ! being grumpy all the time won’t do you good , ya know ☝️ ! ”

<—— staring at 𝘆/𝗺 with his pink-tainted brown eyes 👁️👁️

/ anyways 😔

/ goofy ahh man tf are you stalking the DA for 🙄🚶

/ oh i miss him so much , william come back please the kids miss you

/ everyone shut the fuck up my show’s on

RISE WILFORD NATION ITS ANOTHER GOOD DAY TIME TO RISE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

/ wilford would be the one burning the kitchen 😔✊

/ me with wilford

/ WAIT NO THE FAMILY AU WITH HIM DARK AND YAN I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID

Yan-chan and two fairies(?)

/ hello everybody my name is welcome ( edit of my wife by intergalacticpie_ on tiktok )

/ OH MY BOY hes so dumb i love him sm

/ ohhh my date mark rp acc i miss you 😪

WAKE UP WILFORD NATION ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤸🤸🤸

/ OH MY GODDDDD HE’S SO AAUUGGHHH

intrigued

It was a bitter cold morning, light snow with a chill that crawled into your skin. Dark stood by the porch door in his home, a cup of coffee in hand and wearing a deep navy blue robe

/ MARKET FISCHBACH IPLIERRRRRRR DROP ANOTHER PROJECT WITH MY SILLY FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND EGOS AND WILFORD WARFSTACHE AND DARKIPLIER IN IT AND MY LIFE IS YOUURRSSSSSSS I need the community to be active again like it used to be in 2022 😪

/ Santa Claus .

“ ya think ? ” he began to tap his check , pretending he was deep in thought about the other’s idea before nodding . “ perhaps ! maybe i’ll check it out when i have free time ! ”

he shook his head dramatically . “ nope ! i’ve only heard of it from some rando , but i never really got around to watching it ! ”

oh fun , at least these two have one thing in common ! “ bleh , news , schmews ! always with its gloomy stories ! i prefer something more amusing ! ” he waved his hands around to show his enthusiasm about the topic .

please , the guy with the pink mustache wearing pink overalls with nothing in mind but partying and dancing all night , calling 𝘩𝘪𝘮 childish ? that would be hypocritical . “ eh , whatever floats your boat , i guess , ” Wilford said with a shrug . “ at least it’s not some random boring show , [ + ]

/ free from my big boy job at last 😔

wil blinked , squinting his eyes at the other as he tried to think for a moment as to where or when he had heard that name , before finally letting out a loud gasp . “ ah ☝️ ! that one television hero show ! i didn’t know you liked that type of stuff ! ”

wilford tilted his head , taking a step towards the other when he stepped away . “ my hearing isn’t as good as it used to be , you’ll have to speak up ‼️ ”

well , now the fact that the other isn’t telling him is making him curious . “ oh ? come onnnnnnn ! i’m sure it isn’t that boring ! even if it is , i just wanna know ! ” he’s now poking the other , hoping to annoy the hell out of him so he could give in .

“ mhm mhm yeah yeah strategy , fancy words blah blah i’ve heard it all before , super duper cool stuff— what tv shows do you like to watch 😮🤔 ⁉️”

“ ah , good ol’ chess ! you know , i had a friend who loved playing chess as well ! i forgot who he was , but i do remember that he was just as boring as you sometimes ! ” he spoke fondly of his memory , nodding his head in approval of the hobby the other had . [ + ]

/ stares at you like this lowkey i wanna redo my pinned again

“ oh ‼️ now there’s a point of view i hadn’t thought about 🤔 alright , boss man , what do you actually do to supposedly ‘ let loose , ' then ? ”

ah , well that makes sense now . “ well , life is full of madness ! i know work is probably important and you focus on that only and blah blah blah— but you should really let loose sometime ! it’ll be good for you me thinks ‼️ ”

/ i promise he isn’t mean he just says things as it is ( or rather as he sees it ) without thinking 😔

“ true that , but still— every single time i talk to you , you always seem so . . . well , stoic , i suppose would be a good word ☝️ ! ”

영어 근데 원래의 맛이 안남

/ not to be #thatguy but i love them sm and would die for them

“ well that’s incredibly boring , is it not ? is there anything fun about you at all ? ”

/ well if we’re talking about william , he had always wanted a family with the woman he loved , but that never worked out so he never gave it a second thought wilford has never thought about having a family— probably for the best , he wouldn’t be a good father with how chaotic he gets . . .

“ why exist if i can’t ever get the attention i want ?! ” “ the better question is why are YOU always so q u i e t ? ”