@support.bsky.team How many times do I have to hit the not interested in this content button before I stop getting hentai in my feed?

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

So did that McDonald's worker that reported Luigi never did get the reward?

Shout out to all the Gavin "Blue-some no matter who-somes" that seem to want to skip the primary... again.

They lost him. He wandered off when nobody was looking and now he's lost somewhere.

ai seems just intelligent enough to be influencers, which doesn't say much about the ai and really doesn't say much about influencers.

@bufallowildwings.bsky.social www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-... Can I take a picture of my junk and send it with the reservation? Or does the genital check have to be done in person?

Is there a betting pool for guessing how many guards get eaten before they decide the gators weren't a great idea?

Today's mood

When I'm elected President in 2028, I will check for survivors on day one. Top priority of my administration will be to determine who, if anyone, remains.

What's the count? Score? Any runners on base? Who is next in the line up? There's more to baseball than beating an infant with a club.

And with that, I have a new euphemism for throwing up.

There are just 4 rules: 1. You do not talk about fight club 2. You do not talk about fight club 3. If it's your first time, you have to fight 4. If it's your turn to bring snacks, you must bring napkins

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg quoted saying, "Not so easy, is it! Now who sucks?"

23 skidoo 47

Cutest thing ever

I just did the boring work of working on the menu today. Also added a fade to/from black transition effect and added item descriptions since we apparently didn’t have any originally. Steam link 👇 Trying to finish demo up #rpg #retrogaming #indiegame #turnbasedrpg #gamedev

I heard there was a tasty bread So neatly braided, like a thread But you don't really care for gluten, do ya? It goes like this, the threefold dough The kneading, proofing, baked just so The egg brushed on to glaze the challah-lujah Challah-lujah, challah-lujah, challah-lujah, challah-lu-u-jah...

Does this mean there's a tariff on my garbage?

Congratulations to the new Pope!

Paula Dean looks like she got some work done.

Just now realizing what it feels like to wake up in Gotham and wonder what that maniac clown blew up today

yall this white lady done made egg salad tacos for her daughter to take with her to a sleepover at a friends house………………….. EGG. SALAD. TACOS.

His best work yet!

Repost it is!

God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.

D'oh Why did this dupe think this had a chance?

Whatever you do, don't let them start listing things. You'll be there forever.

🎵gimme the beat boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock n roll and

Tip culture is it of control.

I dropped Pete's (I call him Pete) Doordash off last month. I sent him a picture of his food on his porch and he sent me a satellite picture of Yemen. Decent tipper👍

The real tragedy of O'Brien was that for all his suffering, it was his Captain that was considered Space-Jesus.

Hmmm 🤔

Re-skeeting for Dick visibility.

French Revolution meets the Laugh-In Joke Wall.

Art of the Lead With Dog

Can we pull a Morbius and say we were busy? But we'll totally show up for the next one.

A game that begins like Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley but turns into Orwell's Animal Farm.

Poop-smearing guy is about to get a pay day. 😐

Eternia Valhalla Shelbyville Wonderland Risa Camelot

Tatooine The Shire Candyland Idaho Westeros Mushroom Kingdom Skull Island Avalon

We put our faith in Hank Tough.

“Why is the Beyond Meat social media account weighing in on current events?” For the same reason we’re taxing penguins: literally no idea

THE PENGUINS ARE WINNING!

On the bright side, the next Tropico game can be based in Washington!