"How are you doing?" "I can't complain." "Me neither. I didn't upgrade to the Premium Plus package." "When did kvetching become only for the wealthy?"

That moment when Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth find out that AOC was a bartender once:

Trump's speeches are far more elegant in the original gibberish.

I was told in grade school that the Electoral College was created to keep a madman from gaining the power of the President. That was clearly a lie.

Deconstructed limoncello tiramisu. The leftover bits thrown in a bowl that is. The real thing is in the refrigerator getting set.

Until last week, Costco has NEVER charged over $6 for a gallon of gas. Never.

Gonna open a Blade Runner themed spice shop. The name? More Cumin Than Cumin.

There are rumors that Recount Dracula got the true death.

I got what women REALLY want! Lime pound cake with a lime sugar glaze. All home made!

In California, sales tax is part of the price of gas at the pump. These higher prices are a windfall for counties, and they should be increasing services to reflect that.

Bullsear! Brilliant!

Okay, extra credit for cleverness!

For the first few years of human existence there was no need for the word "anachronistic."

*Goes to Trader Joe's, sees potato vodka* "Ooh! Actual potato vodka!" *Looks for cranberry juice cocktail for Cosmopolitan, sees tart cherry juice, gets that instead* "Hey, could be a new cocktail!" *Accidentally discovers recipe for cherry flavored NyQuil*

If zombies were real I'd tie a bunch of them to a wheel and put a brain on a stick and make them turn a generator.

Anyone wanna bet that Orban was laundering money for the Trump family? It would explain a lot.

Bought a book called "Save the Cat." Gonna work on my writing skills. I have a low budget horror comedy movie to write. Just need to format it correctly. I already have a DP. Even got a grip and a camera operator. Just need to flesh out the script. I'll be working with a published author.

Y'know, it occurs to me that this might be a move by Melania to rid herself of her husband. If she makes a deal and squeals then she might get to keep enough of the money to make sure she lives a comfortable life and doesn't have to work.

Melania should sue for defamation over rumors of her links to Epstein.

By this time tomorrow we'll know whether Trump is crazy enough to use nuclear weapons against Iran.

My mom is outside asking the mailman a question. Me: Mom! Stop messing with the mailman! That's why dad divorced you and beat me!

In the 90s Guns N Roses suggested that I could be Mayan but I didn't possess sufficient lions.

Now that Trump has fired Bondi she'll be looking for revenge. I've said before that everyone is looking to betray Trump and he should be paranoid. Now there's nothing to stop Bondi from plunging the knife in Trump's back.

If any SCOTUS member votes against birthright citizenship then they should be considered illegitimate and a traitor. They should be impeached and removed at once. Our Constitution is clear on this matter.

From the No Kings Rally, March 28, 2026.

From the No Kings Rally on March 28, 2026.

Photo taken at the No Kings Rally March 28, 2026 in Fairfield, CA.

A photo taken at the No Kings Rally in Fairfield, CA March 28, 2026.

I'd like to point out that the USA is holding a grudge against Iran over something that happened almost 50 years ago. Imagine if Vietnam was holding a grudge against us. Now go look at where a lot of your imported goods are from.

Thank you, Mick Foley, for using your voice to bring some sanity to the conversation and unity to the people! WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS! youtu.be/7ssDFzesdn4?...

Watching the Afroman trial. I hope Joe wins huge! #JusticeForAfroman

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Don't forget to leave a Guinness for Conan O'Brien when he comes down your chimney!

On this Oscars night I give you a short that will remind you of why you love movies From Chuck Workman: youtu.be/1ahNn87HGkA?...

"It's okay. I'm German. I'm good at postponing joy." - Sabine Hossenfelder

You think when deaf people go to a foreign country they sign louder and slower?

Didn't we destroy Russia by goading them into their war against Afghanistan? Feels like Putin might be returning the favor.

Can't afford food due to gas and rent? I suggest a new American diet.

Theist logic: when something bad happens to others it's God's will. When something bad happens to them it's the fault of man.

Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing... #NoWarInIran #NoForeverWars #NoKings

Got the crowd singing Country Joe and the Fish at an anti-war rally in Napa yesterday! 1-2-3 what are we fighting for? #NoKings #NoForeverWars #NoWarInIran

This says it all! #NoWarInIran #NoKings #NoForeverWars

Congressman Mike Thompson at an anti-war rally in Napa, March 6, 2026. #NoWarInIran #CongressmanMikeThompson #NoKings

If a rose by any other name would smell as sweet then what shall I cauliflower?

Remember, Noem wasn't fired for being bad at her job. She was fired for implicating Trump in an embezzlement scheme. She was given a new job to keep her from flipping on Trump.

CCR warned us youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA?...

I just made a carrot cake so rich that Bernie Sanders wants to tax it!

Joaquin Phoenix Joker mashup with Ronald McDonald!

I'll never admit in public what I dared my mom to do while she had her hands out like that, but I will say that my mom said, "Okay, for $200 I'll do it!"

I think I'll vacation at the beach later this year.