I have to be honest. I hate left interstate exits.

I'm a wrong place wrong time kind of person when it comes to northern lights.

I do like a good sweet potato pie.

Had a great time re-watching American Psycho, a documentary-accurate film about how people in the 80s constantly had to return videos

Cookin’ a salad

The acclaimed writer Tom Stoppard has died, at 88. For the award-winning playwright, “art is a game within a game—the larger game being life itself,” Kenneth Tynan wrote, in 1977. www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...

I guess I could make a chocolate cake. With chocolate icing.

I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.

Can't. Watching a youtube video on how to find owls.

About ready to take a picture of the lawn chair so you can see how much snow we got.

Buckets of chunky glitter out of my eyelashes.

11pm could be a time to chill or sleep but it’s papermache creative fuel.

Her favorite genre of cloud wasn’t the foam packing peanut, but the soft orange circus peanut that tastes like high fucktose banana.

Look, I just really like reading this combination of words, okay?

Just bought a special fork that lets me pick food off people’s plates on tv

The record gliding isn't the most remarkable thing about this creature.

Sometimes I get home and just sit in the driveway being sad for a minute, you know?

The best pear tart you’ll ever eat. With a little side of food history, but this is all about the tart! Poires à la Bourdaloue jamieschler.substack.com/p/poires-a-l...

Religion, overwhelmingly, is a masterful system of control! ‼️ It exploits trust, manipulates emotions, enforces conformity, and hides behind unverifiable authority, shaping minds & behaviour whilst stifling critical thought & personal freedom. Religion, overwhelmingly, is a menace to society.

Looking into French vegetarian cooking. I think the trick is: varied root vegetables, broad/fava beans, mushrooms, garlic/onions, vegetable stock + white wine, and a bouquet of thyme/parsley/bay leaves and maybe rosemary. Serve with bread and wine.

I’m not saying it’s the wrong description. I guess I just wish you wouldn’t call it a soap loaf.

So the Eiffel Tower is under construction, wanna go get a Detroit style veggie dog and see the view from Trocadéro, do you?

If it’s really a deluxe backscratcher, it should reach the night side of Pluto.

Another night in bed with cookies and knee socks.

Dressing up your staircase risers like Julia Felix Pompeii because you’re a honey maker.

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Hiding a couple dirty pans in the oven from tonight, just two.

Combing LA Looks gel into my bang wave, locking it in with Rave 4X Mega Hold and listening to a deep house album called: Faux Tsunami

When it was June in 1962 and Anne Sexton told Dennis Farrell that she wanted “to calm down, to rest, to outlive this nonsense.”

Called the reps Mailed the letters Apple fckn pie

Tipping well is straight solidarity.

There is nothing wrong with talking to and wishing on stars.

Cocteau Twix

The jump from 2019 to 2025 is blender blunder.

The people who follow 999K accounts and decided to follow you too.

Just making some hickory dickory dock syrup, stirring it with a wooden spoon while the mouse runs up the clock.

When something I have breaks, a part of me goes to immediate acceptance that it is going to be like that forever. Whelp, it was nice having a trunk I guess.

www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/uc-berk... UC Berkeley and Project CETI study shows sperm whales communicate in ways similar to humans | University of California

do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down

New cookbook alert: #Indigisky #NativeSky

i’m in my butternut era. i’m squash pilled. i’ve had about three gallons of curried butternut & roasted carrot soup and i just made gnocchi in a brown butter parmesan sauce with roasted butternut squash, featuring enough garlic to kill dracula and i’m thriving. i’m gonna turn orange.

Enthusiastic repost

Twice-removed and pancaked flipped. A syndicated insight, double-cast loop, a feed that flies too fast.

Walked by a tree & thought: bark is freaky.

Figuring out how to rebuild food systems after natural disasters is going to be an increasing struggle thanks to climate change.

I didn’t see the northern lights. But I did spend a moment enjoying the stars on a crisp autumn night.

Me and a Carolina wren watching the sun slip down through the oaks and pitch pines, thinking about longer days

Still seizing a day from 1998.

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absolutely insane that we’re all just expected to be working jobs right now