I did a 3-hour self pleasure meditation this morning. After meditating I took a soothing stroll in the crisp autumn air. Slowing down in nature is a turn on. Seeing the drops of rain on the leaves and branches felt arousing. Nature filled me up with love and life force energy. Thank you, Beautiful.

I’m looking for providers who are trained in Wheel of Consent. If that’s you, please comment below. I’d love to connect.

My client today brought me maple syrup he made himself from maple trees on his farm in Maine. 🥰

I have several close friends who are professional Dommes and I just need to say they are the best people to talk to when you’re having a really hard time. A skilled Domme can help you regulate complex emotions with grace, humor, creativity, and ease. I’m so grateful.

I need to break my Chicago lease. It’s a non-smoking building but the neighbor smokes. The smokes enters my unit. The landlord said “I don’t know why you’re making such a big deal with an occasional smell.” 🙄 That doesn’t work for me. I’m postponing my move to figure out plan B.

Fun times at the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory.

I’m enjoying hot cocoa while sitting next to the fire. So cozy.

Fun walk at the lake in Evanston with a new provider friend, Sophie Z. (She’s not on Insta). What an incredible human! My heart is so happy when I make friends with like-minded colleagues. 🥰

Who wants to join me?

On today's edition of "Is this petty or is this just matching energy?" When people text me at 1 am asking if I'm available, this early riser sends them my cut & paste response at 5 am after getting started with my day. 🤷‍♀️

Something has changed. Can you guess what it is?

Ms. Hawthorn, your favorite teacher, enjoys playing outside at recess too. Controversial opinion: I think my belly pooch looks cute. Makes me want to touch myself. So yummy to me. 🥰

I just finished reading this book and it was fantastic. One of my friends started reading it at my recommendation and today she told me she recommended it to several people she knows. It’s a great book. Highly recommend.

I absolutely LOVE oil pulling followed by using my Waterpik then finishing up with brushing my teeth. This routine always makes my mouth feel amazing. I’ve never had a cavity and my dental hygienist is always amazed at how little work she has to do when I go for my cleanings.

Your favorite teacher, Ms. Hawthorn, is ready for back to school time. What classes will you choose? Class 4 - English: You will be assigned a book to purchase and bring to Ms. Hawthorn for special lessons. Visit my website for my full range of extracurricular activities.

What back-to-school classes are you choosing with your favorite teacher, Ms. Hawthorn? Class 3 - Health: Learn the art of giving holistic care from head (hair worship) to toe (foot worship). Visit my website for my full range of extracurricular activities.

It's back to school time! What classes will you choose with your favorite teacher, Ms. Hawthorn? Class 2 - Anatomy & Physiology: Experiential exploration of body parts and their functions. Visit my website for my full range of extracurricular activities.

Back to school! Sign up with your favorite teacher, Ms. Hawthorn. What classes will you choose? Class 1 - Linguistics: Exercises & exams to verify your mouth is working to teacher’s satisfaction. Visit my website to learn more about my full range of extracurricular activities.

Just saw this and absolutely love it! 😍 Aphrodisiacs + The Neurodivergent Nervous System blog.mountainroseherbs.com/aphrodisiacs...

Just received this beautiful text from a client. When people ask me why I love what I do, it’s experiences like this. It’s a sacred privilege to support people in feeling safe enough to embody who they are.

Just received this text. I have the best clients. I love my work. 🥰

Thank you Mr. W for your review. 😘

Juliana Robey, my friend and duo partner from San Diego, recently got her book published. I just finished reading it and I highly recommend her book. “In and Out of the Bedroom: The Tender Hearts of Men”

Yesterday I enjoyed a delicious all day date. We had amazing conversations, cuddled, made mocktails, and cooked together. I also introduced him to food play, bondage, and sensation play. At the end of the date we enjoyed a chocolate tasting in bed. So much fun.

Thank you Mr. M for the chocolates and book from my wish list. 😘

Will you brush my hair?

Saw this at physical therapy today. I had some thoughts. Thoughts I kept to myself.

Received this thank you message after a session. I love my work. I have the best clients! 🥰

My new Nuru Massage mattress protector arrived today. Thank you Mr. A! I’m looking forward to fun times. 🥰🔥

Just got back from vacation. I’m relaxed, tan, and energized to return to work. I’d love to see you and share my summer glow. 😘

I’m reading this book again. One of my favorite books on attachment styles.

I love growing sprouts. It’s so much fun to watch them grow and change so quickly. They’re yummy too. Kind of reminds me of other yummy things that grow and change. 😍

Fun times 🔥🔥🔥

Underrated turn on When words and actions align 🔥🔥🔥

How to get blocked. Exhibit A Exhibit B

Mini Consent Lesson No means no. It doesn’t mean try harder. It just means no. You can look elsewhere to find someone else who is offering what you want.

Date with myself. Self-love Saturday. 🥰

Happy Masturbation Month! 💦

Chicago, I’m already missing you. 😘

I had the pleasure of attending the Medieval Torture Museum in Chicago today. Wicked times. 😈🔥

So romantic and luxurious having a fireplace in my hotel room. 🥰🔥

Thank you Mr. F for the orgasmic chocolate! 😻❤️

When your vibrator battery dies right before you’re about to cum. 😩

I’m in Chicago until Tuesday and have availability for two more sessions. I’d love to see you while I’m in town. 😘

Pedicure day

I’m excited to get naughty with food again. Now that I’m healed from my neck surgeries, I updated the food play section of my website. Who wants to give me a foodgasm?

Be my bitch. 😈

Thank you, Mr. B, for the milk frother. This little gadget is bringing me so much joy and delight.

I love colonics.

What a fun date! Cheese and chocolate pairing class at Greys Fine Cheeses in Franklin, TN. I would definitely go again. They have so many fun activities to choose from.