Everything is so bad it’s hard to hear about how bad it is everyday so I’m really selective about when I’m ready to take in national news

Kept feeling sad last night and I realized it was because I was actually scrolling through the TL

at least tomorrow is a new day

peppa’s rapture

So I’m overflowing with rage at my mom and she’s been over at my house for 2 days

If I flatter you and my flattery is left on read or ignored I’m literally never complementing you again

If anyone’s gonna stop ICE, it’s Nintendo suing them for using direct Pokemon imagery without their consent. You don’t fw Nintendo bro

The shade Google is throwing 💀

My (fun) brother called me “Mrs takes the fattest dabs of all time” as if that’s anything but the best compliment I’ve ever received

just started the dark blue line of my birth control

If you begin to float towards the heavens grab ur plushies first

in a relationship with tylonel 🩷

I met an online mutual once and we were just like “okay like I know when we talk that we love each other, but what if when we meet we actually hate each other”

MAMA AND HER BABYYYY 💗💗

I asked the child if he was excited to travel with me soon and he shook his head to say “no”

How tf did someone get their new iPhone before me

I have this one friend that romanticizes Baltimore all the time saying people should move there and are bad for not giving it a chance. She also had a brick thrown through her window and then the next day her car window, and her store got vandalized 😭😭😭 girl leave!!!

I saw someone on IG say watching baseball saved their life

I love telling my 1 year old to act his age

#pixelart #artpost

My kid got his glasses today 😭😭😭 the cuteness!!!! He looks so cute in them!!

when u gotta remind people sometimes that certain things aren’t ur problems and they need to figure things out on their own 🩷

“Espeon you win too much it makes me sad” your losses aren’t my problem and after so many years of losing I’m gonna be excited about no longer being in such a fragile state

just realized my bio still said 29. had to update it

my dog does not give a fuck about this football game

IM SEEING LORDE LIVE WTFFFF

Lorde got her period as PMS begins for me I’m in sync with Lorde

The military is here bc the administration knows if a metropolitan area is going to retaliate, especially with such close proximity to them, it’s gonna be us. Like if we rly did it, they would have to bomb their own city to get us to stop. I don’t even think the military agrees with all of this

Charli Jr just called a broom “mama” <3

That one friend that only posts to tell us that she’s in the hospital

i saw they released a box with all the prismatic tins and got fomo, but then i remembered my obsessed ass bought the espeon and umbreon tins the second they dropped

Me: “I only want to hang out like before 11pm because I have no alone time all day and want a quiet night to myself” Person: “oh okay” *is 11pm* Person, almost every single night: “Oh hey you wanna hang???”

But I also learned that at the end of the day nobody fuckin cares unfortunately lmfao so I should just shitpost and live my life

Erik wishes you all a good night. 😉

about to do my favorite thing (get rly stoned and then vacuum 💖)

After hours of searching Osaka cards shops and picking up tonnes of cute cards - I found my Japanese grail: an original ‘Trade Please!’ The best and worst card ever made ❤️

nap time? nap time

losing 3 followers in one night and then panic thinking a cancellation happened without u knowing it

I already miss summer

ahhhh nothing like a trauma relapse breakdown to go with my coffee

momma I did it I’m on an influencer’s IG story being complemented

I’m gay <3333

My bb needs glasses lmfao 🥺 he has almost the same exact issues I have. I’m so sorry!! But omg baby glasses made me almost cry. TINY

LETS GOOOOOOO

another day of being beautiful and right!!

Felony assault with a sandwich 😭💀💀 I’m crying

Did someone ugly die

EVEN POKEMON GEMS DOESNT FW U

I want to like kill myself and my family is just like “wow let’s make her feel worse <3”