j’s on my feet

My kid is my best friend lmfao

im big n greedy ngl

Buying my baby his first graded card im crying!!!

NOOOO MY HANDLE IS INVALID

About to mute pokopia so I don't crash out

Whenever I see a hater on my screen I feel this jolt reaction to start flexing immediately

I had a friend that would get insanely messy drunk like omg. This one story

MY MOTHER TOOK THE BB FOR A WEEK ITS SPRING BREAK OVER HERE

I can’t believe the brat era is officially over ❤️‍🩹

I love getting high and then watching videos on YouTube about what it’s like to live in the coldest city on earth (Yakutsk)

Happy I still have my handle even tho handles club is gone im truly a god

27 days ago since I last posted omggg have I really been that busy

Hi friends :)

Just saw someone post a pic of their partner and then tell another person they love their bush all within minutes

Turned on this video of a farmer feeding all his farm animals for my child and I’m the only one that’s engaged. He’s in the kitchen and I’m by the tv waiting for the guy to feed the pigs

I know loving summer is a hot take but omg nothing makes me love summer more than being cold and sad during winter

I’m so mad it’s gonna snow I’m getting like over a foot of snow and I don’t know what I did to deserve this!!!

My mom was the biggest b word growing up but she treats my child like he’s Jesus Christ and it warms my heart

I feel the cramps arriving I need to start writing my will

I straight up had to tell Shygirl she’s not my fav in such a way because she started replying to the war in her comments. But tbh tonight was so messy I unfollowed her and will return when she’s like not crashing out or smtn

turns out all I wanted was to hear charli xcx wail over some intense strings

Slow dancing with myself to Charli’s new song omg it’s so pretty

Since my child was born in 2024 his Chinese zodiac sign is Year Of The Brat Summer

This onion kept slipping when I was trying to dice it and I eventually just dropped the knife on the plate and went upstairs in defeat. I let the onion win

i love sitting in silence and i love saying nothing

My glasses are ready :DDDD

is it normal to get irritated in 3 secs or do i have a problem

I wanna learn how to play the ukulele 🥺

PMDD has women praying for their period like once I get it I’m free. It’s the worst. I know that it’s hormones and PMS but my brain will just say “NO. NOPE. You’re actually miserable”

For people that don’t know: the UK and other countries are debating whether or not to ban X for disturbing deepfake photos, it would be huge if this happened. Musk is sweating like this has him very stressed, it’s so glorious to witness 💖

I hate matty Healy I hate what he’s done to the only band I’ve listened to for over 10 years consistently. They’ve been one of my favorite bands of all time and he just had to go out and be a fucking idiot. I thought he was cool for the longest time but jeeeez it’s so embarrassing

the rage consumes him

My cat is mad because I won’t take him outside on a walk at 10pm when it’s 37 degrees and raining

I watch this woman and her older Korean mother everyday on YouTube and they’re so relaxing and cute they basically adopted me

the world would be better if everything was pink

Watched 2 neighbors argue from my living room this morning <3

hi 💕

When I seem happy and people are like “must be nice” — since you invited yourself to the this conversation, rudely, let me be blunt. Those are your problems to figure out, not mine. Don’t see my happiness and try to diminish it. Life was brutally hard for a long time but now it isn’t

Just watched a video of smol espeon pushing a can of mushroom soup in his swing this is why he’s my best friend

a silly charli vid i made that’s doing well on my alt tt account

it really do be that damn phone

Successfully saved my laptop from my cat throwing up on it

My mom was like trying to tell jokes about toilet brushes I almost threw my phone

Me on February 27th 🥹

When cooking baked potatoes lately I’ve been adding cloves of garlic soaked in olive oil to the potato before wrapping it in the foil and omfggggg

i gotcha 24/7 💖 music.apple.com/us/album/kaw...

My cat was very upset that the coat I put on the ground temporarily is now gone because she has been sleeping on it for 2 days