What's going to happen when John Henry fires Breslow? #redsox ownership was already scraping mold off the bottom of the barrel when they hired Breslow; nobody else wanted the job. Will they just randomly pick old relievers? "Curt Leskanic, you're the new president of baseball ops!"

Cuck Breslow can't get the job done. #redsox

Jeff Kent in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Because why the fuck not? Fucking put Wally the Green Monstah in Cooperstown at this point, nothing matters life is meaningless Eat Arby's.

Instead of ChapGPT commercials about a getting a dinner recipe or doing pull-ups, I want to see one where we ask ChatGPT why the job market is shit and it replies with "me, bitch"

I wouldn't play football in 14 degree weather even if you paid me in cocaine and hookers

People who watch Wake Up Barstool cannot get erections

"Jaxson" isn't a real name. It just isn't.

My #MNF hot take: The New Jersey Giants can suck a bag of monkey nuts

Congrats to UMass Minutemen Football on their 0-12 season! They're the only football team in the top division to achieve zero wins in 2025. This includes a loss to team in a lower division: Bryant. Nothing but pride for mah alma matah.

Is there anything more douchey than an Athletic Brewing "beer" commercial?

#redsox trading a couple prospects for Sonny Grey isn't exactly making my dick hard.

Many people complain about the folksy theme song to Star Trek: Enterprise. But they should feel lucky. If Enterprise debuted today, it would have a country theme song with Jason Aldean telling us to only trust white aliens from small galaxies.

On Star Trek TNG, shouldn't Data have been named "Datum" since the word data is plural?

Maybe the #redsox will let Satan himself be their next advertiser.

Cal Raleigh had the best season for a catcher in MLB history. He deserved to be AL MVP over Aaron Judge. But Judge plays for the Yankees, so tough shit for the rest of us

I'm still not much of a football fan, but I am fluent in Fuck The Jets

Instead of a government shutdown, we could have had a Peyton Manning on TV shutdown. No stupid insurance commercials, Bud Light commercials, or that useless broadcast with his brother. It would have been glorious.

Really feel like Dan Carlin needs to do a 6 part Hardcore History podcast about the #worldseries we just saw.

Springer is doing the lawrd's work by hitting a liner right into Wrobleski #worldseries

Umpires should give a warning to Wrobleski to shave his stupid fucking facial hair before he dons a fedora and says "M'lady" to girls at the mall. #worldseries

GAME 7 BRAWL LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #worldseries

Fuck Ohtani, Vladdy is the most complete player in baseball. That diving catch was insane. #worldseries

Varsho just saved Max's ass. Why is he still on the mound? #worldseries

Yeah, so, as I was saying... #worldseries

I thought Dave Roberts strategy was to have Ohtani be the opener, get an inning out of him, and keep the bat in his hand the rest of the game when the normal starter took over in the 2nd inning. But nope, Roberts really just hung him out there on 3 days rest. What a dumbass. #worldseries

Ohtani can give up a 3 run bomb off an injured and hobbling player in Game 7 of the #worldseries. He's a complete player.

Ohtani can hit, start on 3 days rest, and throw wild pitches. He's a complete player. #worldseries

Smoltz: "Sometimes when you're injured you do less, and you can do more" ... ...wut #worldseries

MLB just letting Ohtani do whatever the fuck he wants, apparently #worldseries

Papa Johns isn't legally allowed to be called "pizza" in 47 countries

Smoltz: "[Ohtani] is always seemingly batting with no one on." No shit, he fucking hits leadoff. JFC #worldseries

Had this queued up: "Andrés has a posse!!!" Fuck. #worldseries

Toronto has the worst base running of any #worldseries team since that legendary Kolten Wong incident that Red Sox fans still lol over

So, with the infamous "dead ball" from Game 6. I know the umps made the right call, but that dead ball rule sucks because that ball was playable. MLB should make improvements to that rule this offseason. #worldseries

I hope Ohtani gets lit up quick so Joe Davis will stop orally fondling his balls #worldseries

Hope Toronto has a quick hook for Max ready, he's not looking great so far. That foul ball from Will Smith was LOUD

Yes, being a pitcher and hitter makes Ohtani great. But Mike Hampton could rake too. Mark McGwire had an ERA around 3.00 in college. There are clips of Bryce Harper throwing a mid-90s fastball in JUCO. But Ohtani was given the chance to be a two way player. No one else has had the opportunity.

Joe Davis has the kind of face that you could also see on "To Catch A Predator" #worldseries

You've got to be shitting me. Toronto kills themselves with base running blunders. #worldseries

I miss Don Orsillo making fun of Joe Castiglione's ugly sweaters.

Pain. #worldseries

I'd like Arby's better if their slogan was "We Have The Dead Babies"

Dodgers Stadium May serve tomahawk steak for $125, but Skydome serves chicken fried beaver drowning in poutine for $13.50. I dunno about you, but I'm picking the beaver. #worldseries

Mookie Betts is pulling the ball harder than a horny 13 year old pulls his pecker. #worldseries

If intentional walks are "abolished," you know what happens next? Batters like Ohtani will just see 4 pitches so far outside of the zone that they won't be able to hit them, and get a walk anyway. If Dave Roberts slotted a hitter behind Ohtani who wasn't batting negative two, that would stop walks.

It's nice to see the Dodgers lose.

Yesavage reminds me of Roy Halladay. #worldseries

THE BAD NEWS: We're all gonna die ☹️ THE GOOD NEWS: We're all gonna die yaaaay

Dodgers starting pitching: "We're stacked with stud free agents signed to huge contracts, good luck" Blue Jays: "One of our starters lives in a van and he's going to kill you" #worldseries

This metaphor for present day America is apt.