UK is definitely a top five meddling nation. see also: Iran, Palestine, etc. #r4today

US President Trump puts the icing on the PM's tough day by implying that, in handing over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, the best deal Mr Starmer could make was "an act of GREAT STUPIDITY" #bbcpm

once upon a time, Kaliningrad was Königsberg. #bbcpm

UK Parliament needs a new building situated well away from London/SE England. Co-location with some controversial infrastructure project (such as a long-term nuclear waste storage site) would be a bonus. #bbcpm

"Elon" already being rehabilitated on #r4today after the latest tranche of "Epstein files"

will there be a chorus of "The Hippopotamus" by Flanders and Swann? #bbcpm

all those involved in the multiple political rehabilitations of Mandelson should be queuing up to express their sincere contrition either for their gullibility or for their complicity. Those of us who aspire to being no more than foot soldier were never taken in. #bbcpm

Q: Is there any clothing that a dog should not wear? A: As lineal descendants of wolves, dogs should avoid wearing sheep's clothing. #bbcpm

Pickle juice (again) Control-Alt-Delete #r4today

the only thing more tedious than tennis is people endlessly droning on about tennis. #r4today

the last thing that Iran needs now is to remain under the control of a gangster regime pretending to be doing god's work on earth. The next last thing that Iran needs is a replacement regime tainted with the least hint of USA (and/or UK) interference. #bbcpm

smartphone free schools to include teachers leading by example? #bbcpm

Nick seems hardly able to contain his glee this morning #r4today

nothing that the Labour Party likes more than some internal disruption, and arguing over rules and ideological purity. Much more fun than actually having your hands on the levers of power and trying to improve the lot of those in the country that most need the help. #r4today

nothing that the Labour Party likes more than some internal disruption arguing over rules and ideological purity. Much more fun than actually having your hands on the levers or power and trying to improve the lot of those in the country that most need the help. #bbcpm

get a grip! It's just a game on the television; it's not news! #r4today

there needs to be a new protocol on programmes like #r4today where not only the allegiances/qualifications of a guest are announced before an interview, but also the allegiances and side-hustles of the interviewer are announced.

#bbcpm lining up a whole row of experts for us to attempt to extract meaning from President Trump's ramblings and untruths. They have to try because they think it's their job, but there is no meaning worthy of the word there to be extracted.

the EU is able to make some attempt to break the Trump appeasement cycle; the UK, thanks to the gullible in its population ten years ago, stands wittering on the sidelines enjoying its "sovereignty". #r4today

what's that you say? President Trump is bored of peas? #bbcpm

any chance of listing the tangible benefits that the UK has accrued from Mr Farage's Brexit? A short period of silence should suffice. #bbcpm

Webb: thank you Mr Gove. Is there anything more that you would like to say to a grateful nation? #r4today

my! Gove is fond of the sound of his own voice. Enough! next item please. #r4today

struggling trying to understand the "that's my marble" school playground bully mentality that must exist in the head of the President of USA at the moment. How can he derive any satisfaction from possessing someone else's medal? #r4today

How much more of Jenrick's defecation do we have to put up with? It's tea-time after all. #bbcpm

I don't need to hear any more tripe from these shabby, shabby people ... next item please. #bbcpm

Jenrick, Farrage, Dorries, and now? ... Rees Mogg! Our cups runneth over #wato

Canada should make a counter-offer to the people of Greenland. Look at the globe; Greenland is clearly part of the archipelago to the NE of Canada. Furthermore, there is an existing land frontier (admittedly not very long, or rigorously policed) between Canada and Greenland. #bbcpm

the last thing that Iran needs now is to remain under the control of a gangster regime pretending to be doing god's work on earth. The second last thing that Iran needs is a replacement regime tainted with the least hint of USA (and/or UK) interference. #bbcpm

up to six inches of imperial snow, or ... ... up to 15 cm of metric snow. #bbcpm

Kemi (yes but no but yes but) Badenoch #r4today

no, they are not "honing in"; they are "homing in". #wato

BBC working hard to normalise the kidnapping of the President of Venezuela and his wife by broadcasting the endless self justifying ramblings of the President of the USA. #bbcpm

Embarrassingly, PM Starmer never fails to disappoint. #bbcpm

these children could have been born as European citizens, but for the thoughtlessness of some people who were living in a past of white cliffs and blue-birds that never existed. #r4today

if you're going to make comparisons with the maternity health care system in the Netherlands, perhaps you could put it into perspective by providing details of the way that the money to support it is raised from taxation/insurance payments. If you want services, someone has to pay for them. #r4today

nor any mention of the You're/Yore/Yaw Party #bbcpm

And there’s a hand, my trusty fere! And gie’s a hand o’ thine! And we’ll tak a right gude-willie waught, For auld lang syne. #bbcpm

has Mr Philp won his wager yet about how many times in the day the BBC would broadcast him saying "scumbag"? #bbcpm

Mr Carney is Head of State? Does KC3 know? #bbcpm

all farms that used their land to display pro-Leave posters should not be eligible for any inheritance tax relief. They showed no concern for young people who had made and had dashed their life choices based on being European citizens. #r4today

all farms that used their land to display pro-Leave posters should not be eligible for any inheritance tax relief. #wato

If I wanted to know about the tripe in the national comics I'm capable of finding it for myself ... no need for you to read it aloud. #r4today

the Turing scheme should not be lazily described as "replacing" the Erasmus+ scheme. #bbcpm

Tories who say that allowing young people to access Erasmus+ to and from the UK is a betrayal of Brexit need to recognise that Brexit was a betrayal of the young by people by living in a past that never existed. #bbcpm

meneer Rutte has quite clearly been on the "how to handle DJ Trump" training course #bbcpm

European students can come and laugh at the Brexit inselaffen in their natural habitat #r4today

cheap FIFA tickets will be "sans visibilité" #r4today

there can be no rational discussion with someone who knows for certain that god gave his ancestors the title deeds of the land. #bbcpm

advertising is a complete scourge on television channels. #bbcpm