Didn’t realize how hot bottoming would be the bigger I got 🥵

It’s just SO much better when I DON’T have to think and can just have someone else do it for me.

There’s an “o” in “smooch” and there’s an “o” in “bro”…just saying.

🔵🔵

*me cooking: WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS?!?! @allburrnobite.bsky.social MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY, AND HE TALKS WHILE COOKING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

The Sun reveals my truth

I don’t wanna work 😫 I just wanna eat, work out, and goon

Artists, use this pose for your big men OC’s. I’m begging

Tonight’s dinner required unbuttoning the shorts after…😮‍💨

Forget I’m part ginger sometimes

Don’t worry, my owner will be back soon!

One time a guy who was in it looked at me and was like “come over, why’re you way over there” and I had to explain that I was “waiting my turn” because I didn’t know what else to do…

Get over here and rub

Definitely my daily

“Here you can watch this video to know what I’m talking about” *me: doesn’t understand, gets bored and distracted and plays with my own hefty body* “Did you watch that video I sent you?” I TRIED I REALLY DID

*cue panic flexes because idk what else to do at this point*

“I was hoping to have an intelligent conversation but I guess not” IM SORRY IM TRYING I DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS YOU TALK ABOUT

“Oh I wanna be a himbo” DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE?! I HAVE 0 CLUE WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Me

Dang, maybe I am just a pig

Sad? Pump the tiddiez.

Woke up and suddenly I’m FAT?!

Being turned into a balloon…

I’m a talented bear

Roommate lent me these

You live in a CITY. With STREETLIGHTS. Turn off your brights, you don’t need them!

Y’all my nipples have been driving me INSANE for the past month.

Feeling like a blimp and wanting more

Flexed on camera in front of my friends and I felt so massive and huge. They were telling me how big and dumb I looked.

If the ONLY social media interaction you make is to promote your “page,” unfollowed. You’re just a solicitor.

I’ve noticed lately that I get SUCH SATISFACTION with having little guys just lay on me. Like a bed. It’s great. I never knew that I would like this. But I do.

Small workouts over time become big workouts towards an even BIGGER goal. I’m gonna be fucking HUGE

The buff hamster did something for me

Reasons why I should be your friend: 1) Built-in pillow

It’s sweet when people think of me. ☺️

August 1 2026 Measurements

I’m getting a lot of Polynesian/Samoan content on my feeds lately and those men are HAWT.

Tummy Tuesday.

“Mental health stuffy” - I would’ve never thought to call it this

UPDATE: I slept SO GOOD for the first time in a week holy shit

I’ll admit, I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy over a stuffed toy. Kinda odd, but it feels nice. Calming, even.

Ok, bought myself this today! A plush snorlax! He’s so CUTE. I’m so happy!

“At least my grill isn’t sold in HOUSEWARES” - fucking BURN HIS ASS WITH PROPANE Hank

Stop scrolling. Offer belly rubs.