MOOOOOOO

Here’s a nice picture of me

Daddybear profile that is obviously a bot: “Hello, do you want to be pampered and cared for?” Me: (obviously this is a bot) Also me: (then again, this could also be that rare chance…) Me: Yes. Daddybear: if you share with me your bank- Me: (goddamit)

*me reading a guy’s profile* Guy: I’m into brain, beards, and butts Me: (zombie?)

A handsome daddybear called me a sexy cub. I’ll be stroking this hard-on all night.

I think I’m entering my bottom era, and so far it feels great

As big and large as I am, being called “boy” just makes me feel so little and 😵‍💫🤤

It’s getting a little harder to reach…

He’s so BIG

OHMYGOD HE’S AMAZING

My newest and now sexiest outfit from TBRU

My roommate just gave me donuts. Chat, is this man tryna fatten me up? Or is he just being kind?

Joined a hypnosis discord and everyone is so nice! They all speak so calmly and compliment me. I get all sorts of videos to watch and audios to listen to! I just feel so good after being on the discord each night.

“Please be Patient. Student Driver-“ You’re 23 and drive a Tesla. Get out of the left lane.

Even a giant bull needs to be pampered

Last night I had a short daddy force me to my knees and suck his cock. He shoved poppers up my nose and spat in my mouth to lube it up. 10/10

I’m honestly feeling very submissive right now

I have a Master’s, so hearing someone call me dumb makes me incredibly horny.

Puss in Boots 2?! You mean Wakko’s Wish 2.0.

I’m about to redo my wardrobe and add a TON of color just out of spite for the lack of it in the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer.

I’m not even in my MySpace Top 8

Met a cute guy while out

Prettiest Month names clearly meant for the girlies: - February - April - May - June - September - December If your birthday is in this month, it just sounds pretty.

You know, I bet it’d be fun to have skimpy pink clothing to wear.

I am messy

“Loneliness is a battle even queens must fight for themselves.”

I need more tummy-time while playing my gameboy to help correct my posture, does anyone wanna use my butt as a pillow?

Men confuse me, too.

The idea of just existing for your pleasure, transforming my body in the ideal sexual figure, as a lifetime career just seems so appealing…

The amount of messages I’ve received wanting to transform me are just overwhelming 🥵🥵🥵take any pictures you please.

Sometimes (almost all the time) I sit and ponder my balls, wondering “what if these were udder-sized?”

I just can’t with this stuffed nose.

@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…

Don’t express your love. Repress it. Use it to fuel your art. Create stunning masterpieces. Learn new skills in math and engineering. Use your knowledge to conceive war machines for rival Italian families.

The plan right now is to ignore my mental health because what has listening to my brain ever done for me except make me doubt myself and cry? Instead I will be focusing on my muscle health, which makes me good at hugging and feel sexy.

Feeling myself this morning.

Morph me into the himbo of your dreams

Leaving my bedroom door unlocked so my roommate can just come right on in and cuddle me (maybe stick it up my butt, too) you never know what might happen.

Y’all ever have that problem where your nuts are so fat that when you sit down your cock just disappears into your sack? Just me?

I do wish I could be a more sexual person, in-person.

I fucking love Pumat Sol

Oh look, another strongman influencer who is marketing their own “clothing brand for big boys” of 3 shirts and 2 shirts that look like they’re designed by Lisa Frank and 90’s Taco Bell. They go up to 3XL.

Countries: You need a visa to travel. Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?

Countries: You need a visa to travel. Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.

Countries: You need a visa to travel. Me: Do you take American Express?

Countries: You need a visa to travel. Me: Credit or Debit?