Me: well clearly these are the villains I shouldn’t like them. Villains: *musical number Me: oh no I fucking love them

Something I’ve realized about myself is I do enjoy indulging in other people’s kinks. It’s hot.

Apparently this has opened up people to message me about how big and dumb I am…🤤

I think someone at work called me a himbo today??

You would think I got the REAL pumpkin stashed under this shirt

Need to find more people wanting to hypnotize me…

No control…

Also if you’re seeing this and want to do this to me…wassup 🥴

When the junk is blown up so big it’s not even usable 🤤 #goals

Got a lot of compliments on my hair last night, on top of a few belly rubs and words about my overall size.

Transformation

OMGGGGGGG

Got a recent influx of texts from companies offering “jobs,” so when this government is back up I’ll be filing a lot of TCPA violations.

Need to be bigger.

When I get home from work all I wanna do is turn my brain off, eat, and jerk off. If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY

Full belly

I am not okay today. But I will manage. (There’s nothing cryptic I just had 0 sleep and my neck still hurts)

Didn’t realize how hot bottoming would be the bigger I got 🥵

It’s just SO much better when I DON’T have to think and can just have someone else do it for me.

There’s an “o” in “smooch” and there’s an “o” in “bro”…just saying.

🔵🔵

*me cooking: WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS?!?! @allburrnobite.bsky.social MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY, AND HE TALKS WHILE COOKING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

The Sun reveals my truth

I don’t wanna work 😫 I just wanna eat, work out, and goon

Artists, use this pose for your big men OC’s. I’m begging

Tonight’s dinner required unbuttoning the shorts after…😮‍💨

Forget I’m part ginger sometimes

Don’t worry, my owner will be back soon!

One time a guy who was in it looked at me and was like “come over, why’re you way over there” and I had to explain that I was “waiting my turn” because I didn’t know what else to do…

Get over here and rub

Definitely my daily

“Here you can watch this video to know what I’m talking about” *me: doesn’t understand, gets bored and distracted and plays with my own hefty body* “Did you watch that video I sent you?” I TRIED I REALLY DID

*cue panic flexes because idk what else to do at this point*

“I was hoping to have an intelligent conversation but I guess not” IM SORRY IM TRYING I DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS YOU TALK ABOUT

“Oh I wanna be a himbo” DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE?! I HAVE 0 CLUE WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT!

Me

Dang, maybe I am just a pig

Sad? Pump the tiddiez.

Woke up and suddenly I’m FAT?!

Being turned into a balloon…

I’m a talented bear

Roommate lent me these

You live in a CITY. With STREETLIGHTS. Turn off your brights, you don’t need them!

Y’all my nipples have been driving me INSANE for the past month.