#Hearts had zero players assaulted #CelticFC put ball in net after 8 mins played Hearts agreed to finish the match. Just how much hot air has been exhausted & how many angry words have been written in opposition to the facts. A self sustaining media frenzy to benefit audience figures. Cry more.

Off to Canada, Saturday. Checked flight has wifi. Created account to access wifi Checked SCF being shown on BBC Iplayer Downloaded iplayer app Anyone know an easier way to watch #CelticFC on an iPhone at 40,000ft?

I see the American owned Arsenal beat the UAE owned Man City. Is this the first time the US has managed to defeat a country from the Middle East?

Soporific football in the tourist league of leagues

Another all action thriller in the #EPL snoozeathon between a seaside resort & a sportwashing Foreign entity. Be more fun life streaming Southampton’s appeal.

There will be no danger of a pitch invasion if #Arsenal win the #EPL. They’ll all be sleeping watching this boring tosh.

Got this on WhatsApp 😂😂

Right. The missus has gone out for the day. I’m a little bit hungover. So, what to do…

To be completely petty, did you see how far the ball travelled after it hit Kyeridis’ hand for the penalty? #CelticFC

Watched game back again. Last 10 #CelticFC pace with Saracchi & Osmand really troubled Hearts who lacked composure hacking ball away first time. The 2nd was coming a long time before it did.

McInnes must’ve been tied to a chair inside Tynecastle. That said there are only so many times you can blame the refs before you look like a mad, bitter jaiky

When’s Sportscene highlights?

I imagine McInnes is preparing the mother of all rants as they scoot back along the M8. There will be all sorts said unless someone with some sense gets hold of him. #CelticFC

I know no-one is interested in the game stats but…

Hearts have left the building!!!! #CelticFC

The McInnes post match interview is going to be spectacular. #CelticFC

That was a bit of alright then…#CelticFC

Everyone still raging at the #CelticFC penalty decision?

This meltdown is gonna go on longer than Chernobyl. Socials full of greeting Huns. Quite magnificent work #CelticFC

The only conclusion I can draw from this quite spectacular meltdown is they realise #Hearts have blown their best chance of winning league #CelticFC

I just love the meltdown in Scottish football when #CelticFC get a decision whether it’s clear cut, 50/50 or a bit dodgy. The more I look at pen decision it’s hit his raised hand onto his head. That’s handball. That’s a pen.

McInnes close to losing it about #CelticFC last minute pen

I’m fine. Honestly. I’m fine #CelticFC

Our 2nd ball out of defence is little more than a blind pass into trouble #CelticFC

What will be, will be #CelticFC. I’m relaxed & looking forward to it. Prediction: It all rests on the weekend head to head

Jaysus, the press acting like complete twats in Downing St. Expecting a PM resignation, they got nothing & resorted to hollering at Cabinet ministers. I’d throw them out of Downing St. Acting like a pack of starved animals. Time for Indyref 2. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The journalist screaming questions at cabinet ministers on Sky News shows they’re more interested in the “show” than the substance.

Just a wee thought seeing Huns will bin Rohl. We get DD’s choice of Robbie Keane, they take Askou fae M’well. #CelticFC

If I was Arsenal’s Ben White, I’d be having a tight hammy in the warmup before facing that Kvaratskhelia lad. Guaranteed to make you look like a donkey.

More entertainment in 90 seconds in Bayern/PSG than in last nights 90min.

Arsenal/Athletico is dull as ditch water again I see

I’m fine with that result. Huns out of it now. Hearts have it in their grasp and if they win it, least worse option for us.

VAR currently working out who best to give a soft penalty too.

Think Heartd decided just to make some cash off bookies with that kick off

Hearts Hibsing it. Getting absolutely rag-dolled here. Created square root of hee haw & Huns playing at walking pace.

Claudio Braga so far today.

Who’d ever thought a set piece would be route to a goal? Rangers picked a side for hoof ball. Hertz canny get ball anywhere near Braga so have nothing to offer.

Jaysus, that was a tough watch. Celtic used to be how I de-stressed. Now it’s the most stressful 2 hrs of my week.

GIRFUY ya cheating wee unemployed Tory

3 penalty decisions. Not sure any of them are right

Last night I marvelled at how often the 3rd pass of possession was quickly played forward into path of breaking players. Tonight the third pass barely gets you beyond the penalty area.

As PSG/Bayern was an exhibition of attacking football & full of goals so the Athletico/Arsenal is a midfield stalemate of epically dull proportions

#CelticFC £10-15m for Nygren and £5m for Braga seems decent business. This Chaiwa lad at Hibs on this showing is a no no. Game passing him by.

I see #Trump just taco’d again. Guy is just a schoolyard bully.

Random #CelticFC goal that popped into my head. Abada cruising in at back post to make it 3-0 for Ange’s side v Huns Cue bedlam in stands as we were still celebrating the second a few moments earlier.

Aside from first 15 mins, St Mirren been better side in the 90. Celtic can’t cope with man to man & they’ve outrun & out-muscled us all over park. How anyone at Celtic plc can think this is a satisfactory use of resources is beyond me.

St Mirren man for man. We need movement to create gaps. Start running their defenders & mids into wider areas

Their keeper has gone. We should be firing in shots from everywhere

Jesus, that SFA ban hursts hard. Alan Hutton on Co-comms is ear-bleeding stuff