Time for Mexico story Part 2. The Cordoba Lunch. You may recall your author had previously been held up by the Mexican army at gun point as they searched for a drug dealer. After a change of underwear and another couple of flights I am in Veracruz province visiting a decaffeinated coffee factory

Board just taking the piss. A whole lot of…

FT | 🍀 1 - 2 🥬 | SPFL We pay the price for a poor 1st 45. VAR then sends off Trusty, denies Scales a pen before Hibs take their chance. Pretty mediocre stuff from Celtic even with 11. Our luck late in games finally runs out. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

85m | 🍀 1 - 2 🥬 | SPFL Well that looks like the end of our challenge. Steered home from the D #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

83m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Forrest shoots over from a decent position #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

80m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Weekly post incoming Big last 10 required #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

78m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL CP has emptied. Is that an anti board protest thing? #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

76m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Arthur on for Yang #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

75m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL VAR doubles down saying no pen for Scales being pulled back. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

73m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL VAR trying to get Trusty sent off and the big US defender is gone. Down to 10, need a goal. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

71m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Inverted full backs rebooted. Both Araujo & Saracchi sniffing around in forward midfield areas #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

70m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Absolutely pishing down at CP Saracchi & Forrest look delighted to be on for KT & Tounekti #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

65m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Nygren Yang 1-2 but the South Korean just reaching for ball and shot goes wide #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

63m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL That period of pressure we had has disappeared. Hibs have pushed back line up 10 yds. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

57m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Subs imminent. AOC will leave us for Hatate as does Cvancara for Maeda #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

55m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Lot of huffing & puffing around Hibs pen area but no clear chance but crowd has woken up #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

53m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Yang hacked down on right edge of pen area. Fk. Smashed in and deflected behind #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

52m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Nygren doesn’t give it back to Araujo who had run into some space inside box. Horseshoe of Death (HoD) ensues & nothing happens #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

48m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Nygren turns and shoots on target after single pass build up. Keeper saves comfortably enough #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

47m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Tounekti seems to have got the message. Twists and turns, dangerous cross. Corner is wasted. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

HT | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Hoping MON puts a rocket up their arses. Only Maeda has any pace on bench but he canny be bothered. Move the ball quicker Celtic #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

Huns losing for now

HT | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Once we beat high press our build up is so low we allow Hibs to funnel back into a 5-4 defensive block before we’ve gone 20 yds into their half. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

HT | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL A positive if ponderous start ruined by yet another simple breakaway goal. A series of half chance & 1 glaring blooper of a miss before Nygren’s stopping bonce meets the ball to make the HT orange taste a bit sweeter #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

46m | 🍀 1 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Nygren gets on end of KT cross to plonk a header in from 4 yds #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

42m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Cvancara gets it horribly wrong in front of goal. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

40m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Bit of space for AOC to break into. Nygren sends it in into vacant right wing. Eventually finds it way to KT who sends in a cross, Cvancara sends a flick header well wide #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

37m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Araujo fires in low cross, Cvancara tries to back heel it in but is blocked, then cleared. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

35m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Some world class time wasting by their keeper. At least 2 minutes gone. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

32m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Yang beats keeper to KTs cross but his header is down into ground and bounce takes it over the bar. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

30m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL AOC blazes from edge of area from Yang short 1st time cutback #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

27m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL We’ve gone to pieces after that goal. Hibs in again after cross over Scales. Schmeichel girth saves us from being 2 down #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

25m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL We’ve been ponderous in attack. Hibs 2 quick passes and whip in a cross to score. Once more unto the well of finding 2 goals to win it #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

23m | 🍀 0 - 1 🥬 | SPFL Hibs score. Back post cross from left. Free header 4 yds out. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

22m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL KT rushes into box & finds Cvancara who holds it up & goes down under pressure. Ref never giving that as a pen #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

17m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Nygren low shot from edge is touched behind for a corner. Close. No cigar #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

15m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Optimistic shouts for handball. Arms down by side. Never a pen. Move on #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

13m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Tounekti cross flashes across face of goal, nobody there to nod it in. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

6m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Schmeichel hits it straight to a Hibbee. Calmac quickly back to avert danger. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

4m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL AOC floats a corner in. Keeper has an age to catch that. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

2m | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Yang direct, Cvancara flicks to onrushing Nygren but the balding Swede’s touch deserting him as quickly as his hair #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

KO | 🍀 0 - 0 🥬 | SPFL Celtic in Hoops, Hibs in yellow Celtic playing left to right and we’re off #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

@themcgoo1888.bsky.social My Mexico Story…100% true I’m on consultancy gig on creating a coffee brand in Mexico. Business class flight, land Mexico City. “Only get in yellow cabs” we were told. There were none we get in a white one.

Jeezo, this is one way traffic. They’re just about at taking the piss level. #CelticFC

@barcajim3.bsky.social @rodneyfarmer.bsky.social @rgcceltic.bsky.social We should sign that Bakayoko fella if still available to strengthen midfield after another horror show from the Calmac, Hatate, Nygren trio of uselessness

I’ll end where I started. Go and sign Bakayoko to bring more experience, skill and depth to this midfield. AOC is picking passes nobody else even sees. Bringing in another seasoned head to shore up the title push is the obvious move.

FT | 🥧 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL I’m out of here. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

FT | 🥧 2 - 3 |🍀 | SPFL Wee Araujo. You causse me huge issues when I try and type your name but… I love you. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

FT | 🥧 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL I’m not Catholic but if wee Leo is not drafting up a saint hood for MON after his morning espresso & croissant the morra I’m writing a letter of protest #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

FT | 🥧 2 - 3 🍀 | SPFL I don’t how this team of journeymen keep finding a winner but they do. Big late goals in Kilmarnock and championships go together. What a fucking result. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard