Had to win today. Did. Need 5 1st team starters to play this 343. 2 ball playing CBs, 2 wingers and a striker. Jan window can’t be ignored as normal.

I think we all know what happens next… #celticfc #sacktheboard

FT | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL And with that I am off much like Nancy, Tisdale & the board should be too. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

FT | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL A game that should’ve been won in the 1st half was lost in a few mins of Utd pressure at the start of the 2nd. This team has nothing. No defenders, no midfielders no strikers, no fight, no clue. It should also be without a manager in the morning. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

88m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Utd had a go for 10 minutes, scared the bejesus out of us, scored twice & we’ve been a panicked, dishevelled mess ever since. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

87m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL I was around in the 90s, Did it really feel as bad as this? #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

85m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL The best we can hope for is a draw but even that looks beyond us. Grim. Yang off Nygren on. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

83mm | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Maeda contrives to hit post from 3yds out. Geometrically almost impossible but he did it, We are a shambles. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

80m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL I slated Kenny. Shin is just as bad. What a fckn dreadful squad we have. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

78m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL It’s not looking good for this game, the league, the manager. The collapse of Celtic has been astonishing. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

76m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Break of ball on edge of box to Shin who inexplicably hits it with outside of right foot miles wide. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

75m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL KT race run. Scales replaces him. Still no sign of a goal, or threat of a goal, or pressure #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

75m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Scales coming on. Lord knows why. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

73m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Shin spoons one over the top #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

70m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Barely been in their half since the goal. Utd first to every ball. We have no idea what we’re doing now. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

70m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Utd just getting about us and we have no answer. Sending on fresh legs now to continue the hounding. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

65m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Who’s got MON’s mobile number? #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

65m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Engels Forrest Shin on for Kenny Hatate & Bernardo #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

63m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL This looks a long way back. Heads are down. Plethora of subs being readied. 11 hopefully #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

60m | 🍊 2 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Another single pass forward and Schmeichel wins the 1 v 1. They score a long ranger from corner. We have collapsed. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

60m | 🍊 1 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Those Kenny misses now look even worse if that’s possible. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

57m | 🍊 1 - 1 🍀 | SPFL We crack. Balls launched into box, we don’t go to 2nd ball & its side footed home. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

55m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Slick passing move through right hand side ends with Hatate pass with too much on it. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

52m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Celtic defence looking shakier than a room fool of alzheimer patients #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

51m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Schmeichel sticks a leg out to save us from a long throw. Their 4th corner in quick succession. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

49m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Utd finding some space & putting us under some pressure early on. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

46m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Big 45m for all connected with Celtic. Another goal should be enough. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

HT | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL This game should be done and dusted. Kenny has had a mare in front of goal passing up 4 chances incl an open goal. Our defence would give anyone the fear when trying to play out. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

42m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Should be 3 up. If we’d played a cardboard cut out of Tony Cascarino instead of Kenny we would be. Yes, he’s been that bad. In fact, worse. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

35m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Kenny. 6yds out. Middle of goal Unmarked. Goal kick. Fck me. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

33m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL In complete control of this match. Only our defence’s inability to pass forward is keeping Utd interested. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

31m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Hatate gets in a low cross across 6 yd box from right but always looked short of reaching a Hooped jersey. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

30m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Fannying around at the back gifts a chance to Utd. Sclaffed wide thankfully. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

22m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Johnny Kenny. The lad is just no a footballer. 1 on 1 again & manages to dispossess himself without getting a shot away. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

20m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Cameras cut to Celtic board as they discuss how much that goal has saved them paying off Nancy & crew Nicholson was even speaking but no to any fans mind #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

Maeda 👏👏👏👏🍀

16m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Are we all feeling a bit better. I am… #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

14m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL The back end of the ruminant has been hit. Utd gave it away. Two passes & Maeda in. No mistake with finish. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

12m | 🍊 0 - 1 🍀 | SPFL Maeda buries it low into far corner. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

11m | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL For all the round pegs in square holes we have been very lively. Canny hit a Coo’s arse way a banjo mind when it comes to shooting at goal. But lively… #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

10m | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL McCowan fires a poor free kick from right of D into wall. Wasted. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

8m| 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL Kenny 1 v 1 with keeper who blocks his shot. Starting well, miss chances. Where have I seen that before.,, #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

6m | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL Celtic in down left again. Kenny meets the cross & shows why Bolton were willing to pay £500k for his services #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

4m | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL McCowan sends in a lovely low cross. Yang stretches to score but succeeds in hitting the advertising boards with ball & himself. Shoulda scored. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

2m | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL Seeing plenty of ball. DUTD seem content to try & breach the Earth’s atmosphere when they have it. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

KO | 🍊 0 - 0 🍀 | SPFL Here we go… #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

8pm | 🍊 - 🍀 | SPFL A back 3 with one CH in it. A front 3 with no CF in it The captain has switched on the seatbelt sign. Things are about to get bumpy. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

The team. The shape 🤷‍♂️

8pm | 🍊- 🍀 | SPFL Fear not, wherever you are, whether that be at work, on holiday or just hiding behind the sofa, I will be bringing you whatever dog’s breakfast of a team, formation & performance the Hoops put on tonight at Tannadice. #CelticFC #SackTheBoard

Hey, I have my concerns about Nancy too but the hysteria on here has been little short of embarrassing.