I've developed an unreasonable attachment to Diamond Crystal Kosher salt since the pandemic. If I don't have the better part of a box on hand, I'm at high alert. Anyone else? #FoodSky

Back when Twitter wasn't a fiery pit of abject depravity and free-floating anxiety, a guy tweeted at me. Three years later exactly, we got engaged. We'll be married 14 years this fall. I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.

Tonight’s winners: Kendrick Eagles Ontario SNACKS

Popcorn chicken rounds out the snack game #superbowl

Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥

No notes, Mr. Lamar.

I DID NOT HAVE ONTARIO AD ON MY SUPER BOWL BINGO CARD

Snacks continue: bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates! #superbowl

As I said before, I’m cheering for snacks tonight. And Kendrick, but snacks. Grillo’s & chili crisp deviled eggs (not together, but I would!) #superbowl

They not

how is will smith this bad at talking over music

Happy birthday, Mike Patton. Epic.

Nothing is more infuriating than having to rip off my reading glasses to actually watch the Celtics and then put them back on to comment on these internets. A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!

Let’s be real. During the Super Bowl, I will be cheering for my homemade: deviled eggs bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates tiny cheddar biscuits with ham Taiwanese popcorn chicken Go snacks GO!

Canadian wife of cranky New Englander: you call this cold?

*checks off a bunch of my Christmas list*

KP is joy.

Let’s go.

I’m Meg, I will injure myself trying to make people laugh one day

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Tony Brothers clearly dislikes me

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

I have a light-up Hygge tree that does this and it’s infuriating but also what did I just type?

Inject it into my shamrock-shaped veins

What’s more, it was flicking things off a table rock, just because

It’s time. Well, it’s been time, but it’s super time now.

You aren’t going to clean up Twitter. It *is* the sludge now.

There are people who love coffee more than me but none of them are in my kitchen now so this is mine

The lady screaming like a banshee near a mic at the end is all of us #celtics

☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ #celtics #palpitations

The punchline writes itself

I always feel incredibly capable and responsible when I remember to replace the water filter.

Is there a food Bluesky? I’d love to follow it (I’m sure it exists!) I’m just a goofy home cook, but I love to see what y’all are up to. Feel free to send me in any food directions (both in life, and here.)

We were one of the first “Twitter couples”… as in interviewed on TV/radio/magazines for it. I’m sure there were plenty before us, but hey! We’ve been married 13 years last month. I also used to live-tweet obscure things, like a melting icicle about to kill my neighbor. @gradontripp.bsky.social

Just leaf it there

just picked up a candle from my desk to take a sip, so that's how my day is going

I find it funny that X is a fitting message for, well... X.

I joined Twitter in early 2007. I met my husband and countless friends there. Found my job there. Put a lot of ridiculous, silly, thoughtful, and deeply felt parts of me there. I’ve been largely absent there since ‘22-23 and I’ve missed the impulsive sincerity of the early days. So I’m trying this.

This is Roscoe.

This is EXACTLY what we need. Tune in!

I broke my toe riding on a large block of ice down a hill in the dead of summer -- wearing a wedding dress, though no wedding was involved -- and smashing feet-first into a large welcome sign. I went to the ER in the dress, and doc took one look at me and said, "You could have just called it off."

We need Freeway and Levar on Abbott Elementary stat.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I don't know how you don't love Martin Short. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

I didn’t have a Reagan quote on my DNC bingo card

Lord almighty, I’m clearly an old who was on Twitter trying to figure out another platform like a new blender SO I HAVE TO PULSE THIS FIRST?