Here, have whatever this is.

New year, same pervert.

See ya in 2026

Got my Christmas PJs on all day.

Mondays, am I right

Hi

It’s been an interesting year.

Just some random ass on a Saturday.

White T-shirt

Tiny sliver of wagon

All my favorites representing.

Do we still like gray sweatpants?

Just some not-so-random pics on my phone.

I can honestly say that I’ve never tried to not nut in November

Weekends are for sex. Go do sex. (I’m gonna go and see if I can find a used standing desk)

Got lucky on the lighting again.

Blue sky give me voice notes and I’ll be your best friend

I can’t wait to see all the little slutty rabbits on blue sky later

I always sympathize with a guy who’s getting a weak ass blow job. Like I get it bro. Just pretend to enjoy it.

Do porno’s still bother attempting to have a plot?

Do you like to watch us in the mirror or are you lame?

If she ain’t got stretch marks, I don’t want it

Some y’all gots way too much cum, just saying, ain’t no way

Proof I still live

Hotel lighting’s always the best

Funny how it always works.

I’m confused. Clit sucked or licked? (Fingers are a given)

Monochrome Monday ♻️

Is it old? Yes, but so am I.

If you wax it, can I make out with it?

I will always be late to the party, cuz gods help me if I ever show up too early.

Monocrome Monday. Better late than never.

Chainmail stuff

See a slutty waist, post a slutty waist 🫵🏼

Fridays are for legs.

I just need a girl that holds her own legs back so I can focus on flexing in the mirror.

Some things just work better over here on BlueSky. (Except VN’s) Your stock is rising number 2. Threads, get your head outta yo ass.

Where my Voice notes at BlueSky?

Thank you for your support now smack my ass.

It’s a marathon not a sprint (happy Monday)

Please have a seat, we need to discuss your 4th quarter sales incentives.

If you on this list, I’ve prob seen you naked. (Or want to)

Woke up in some kinda mood.

Look a Threa….er Skycircle thing

I just want to pull your panties to the side and feast on what’s mine.

Dis my signature mortal combat finisher move.

Happy Friday.

Low effort Wagon Wed submission.

Just trying to get my face sat on. Is that too much to ask for?

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