I’m pretending it’s the *other* José Feliciano that just bought the Padres, and I’m never going to get tired of this bit.

There should be an MLB rule addendum for ABS… if you challenge a strike and it’s not even close to the edge, like 3” or more from any edge, you lose your next game’s challenges.

Wave going on behind the plate at Petco as the Padres’ Adam is PITCHING is infuriating. Embarrassing fanbase.

Mullin’s plant food ended up 3 feet from where he planted it when he was trapped. 🤣 Refs not great. Illinois worse. Only needed to make layups to win by 20. UConn going to the final.

I can only assume these atrocious calls favoring UCF are because the refs hate Mick Cronin as much as the rest of us.

Really wanted Tatís vs Miller at the end, but watching people pretend the Dominican “deserved” to win because of a bad call to end the game is also entertaining, I guess.

Did Benji Gil know that Mexico hadn’t clinched?

Just leaving Boyd out there. Didn’t realize DeRosa was Mexican. 🤔

The WBC isn’t the MLB, right? They don’t have to parrot the bullsh!t talking point that even though the Pirates literally make a fraction of the money large market teams make, they should just spend the same, right? ONLY the billionaires in large markets should get to do it for profit!

Ref show at New Mexico. 🙄 Lobos lose control to out of bounds? Lobos ball. Two players get hands on a jump ball? Aztecs foul. I know the New Pac12 is just the “MWC Plus,” but the fuck the former Mountain West forever. Good riddance.

20 min into 1st 2026 SDFC game, and it’s 20 min more than I watched all last year. Kudos to Apple and MLS for figuring out what MLB can’t: make it easy to watch and people will. And people watching might become invested.

Me: “They don’t have the votes against Rob. He already won the battle against Natalie. They should just vote her out to confirm it’s Rob, and take him out at the fire.” Tara: “I’m confused and…” Natalie: *immediately goes full psycho* Tara: “Okay, not confused anymore.” #TheTraitorsUS

Florida Gators should get Olivier Rioux some minutes while A&M is still playing hard. Let him get a taste of non-mop up duty.

I literally have been team stop bullying that man and I'm still ten toes down there

You just know that any person who would back Dorinda over Ron Funches is a shitty fucking human, guaranteed.

Been a fan of @ronfunches.bsky.social since the OG @midnight. Love that he was true to himself and was the *actual* best looking, dopest, faithfulest faithful to the last. 🍻👑

Refs hand GCU a win and these FS1 dipshits just talking to Williams like he did something. What a scam.

The only thing I hate more than everything Kalshi represents is their commercials.

Lot of people blaming the refs for defensive backs not playing the ball and then tackling dudes before the ball even arrives. Wild. Josh Allen missing Kincaid to win in regulation or throwing 4 picks also the referees’ fault.

🕯️ 🕯 pls 🕯 🕯 Salem 🕯 witches 🕯 protect the only 🕯 real one on Traitors: 🕯 Ron 🕯 🕯️ Funches🕯 🕯

Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.

Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.

Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.

Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.

Fuck the Los Angeles Dodgers and the financially rigged MLB. May the strike and/or lockout last for five years.

Browns blow it with terrible play calling and worse clock management. Like, who could imagine the Browns doing something like that?

Dallas Wilson is the TRUTH!

Everything that happened after the terrible umpire call would have led to the Padres tying the score with a runner in scoring position and an out to spare. #mlb sucks so hard.

Padres bullpen are going to take the brunt of the blame for the Padres abysmal offense.

Robert Suarez is a good, solid pitcher. Robert Suarez isn’t particularly clutch.

Padres not give up a run in the first inning challenge.

BREAKING: Images released of the new “Salt Lake Riviera.” Mormons being offered $5,000 to self-deport and make way for this major upgrade to that disgusting polluted ecological nightmare they call a “lake.” National Guard mobilizing.

Padres: “You win.” Diamondback: “No, you win.” Padres: “Aw, no you win!” Diamondbacks: “Shucks, no, you win!”

Padres making me irritated for giving this much of my time for this lackluster showing. This is terrible.

I don’t usually have an opportunity to genuinely use the word “inauspicious.” Thanks, JP Sears!

The guy who left his arm up to deliberately let himself get hit in the 9th is fed up with it. Fuck Contreras. Hopefully tomorrow he takes one in the ribs.

The line for the Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood has got to be one of the worst theme park experiences I’ve ever endured. The load rate is impossibly slow. At one point we didn’t move more than 10 feet for over 15 minutes. Less than 8 inches a minute?! Seriously?! People camping.

Wow. I can’t believe that being a garbage GM, just with a way bigger bankroll than any GM in Padres history, STILL hasn’t worked out for AJ Preller. 🙄

Dodgers legit just forfeiting? Wild. And… smart?

Nimmo watching very carefully the exact spot that ball hit the ground instead of catching it was hilarious. Mets blow it.

The Padres should not stop scoring against the Rockies until MLB issues a formal apology and proclamation that Matt Holliday never touched home plate.

I’d be down with the Padres just throwing at every Pirates’ head from here on out just for the guy in the stands who yelled, “Good job, Keller! You got him, good job, baby!” when Tatis got hit.

I wonder if Xander Bogaerts has a moral compass and it weighs on his conscience that he is just stealing money he doesn’t earn. Because he could just comfortably retire.

The Padres offense is cheeks.

Again?! The 2025 Padres are really big on this play where they get a guy caught in a pickle until the other guy can get in a pickle and get tagged out.

Yay. A ref show in the NCAA final. Two days after the Gators overcoming a ref show against Auburn.

Pretty surprised Padres using Estrada when up 5 runs in the 9th.

Arraez on the same exact pace for another batting title. And while batting .000 so far, has put a bunch a pressure on pitchers, made them throw a ton, and been a great clubhouse guy. Love him.

I am curious, tho. What is the exact point where the rules don’t matter anymore? 5 secs left? 10 secs? Last minute? Clearly CSU should have just punched Queen in the face, since it was under 5. #NCAA

Sucks Maryland won because the ref didn’t have the balls to blow his whistle on the obvious travel. Exciting tho. I guess exciting is more important than the rules. Entertainment, after all.