We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it... Without lube! (With apologies to Dee Snider.)

Fucking allergies, man.

This #PrideMonth I want to remind everyone that love is love, but good ol' sex for its own sake is valid too. We should not have to perform our sexuality in "approved" ways in order to be treated with human dignity or granted rights.

Thought for the night: I used to be on fire for Jesus. Now I'm a flamer for Freyja. 🤣

Leave it to me to get this chicken finger on the first day of #PrideMonth! 🤣

After many server errors, I have successfully updated my blog to run on WordPress 7.0.

Updating the version of WordPress my blog uses. Wish me luck!

Happy Pride! I started my morning with a thought for all the poor souls who still thinks their god is cruel enough to demand that they spend their lives denying their authentic selves. They need Pride Month most of all and I hope they find a way to embrace it someday.

This #PrideMonth be sure to stay hydrated. Drink plenty of homophobes' and transphobes' tears.

Maybe this Pride Month, I should start offering conversion therapy to cisallohet people struggling with the boredom of being "normal."

Too mean?

I think Quora may finally be in its death throes. It will not finish loading a page. Any page. Normally when this happens, I can just hit the refresh button and it will reload the page fully and correctly on the second try. But I've tried over half a dozen times with the same result.

A sure sign I grew up in the 80s: I just said to my cat, "You're such a happy little kitty. Did Bob Ross paint you?"

I was trying to clean my glasses and our cat Milo sat on my lap desk chewing one of the earpieces. Alas, I couldn't get a picture.

Granted, that could also work as the title of a very sexy novel.

I was greeted by this on Quora this morning. Whoa.

Every now and then, I get an answer request on Quora that makes me go, "What on earth made you think I'm qualified to answer that question?"

My ejection fraction is still low normal (good-ish) but also showed a small improvement over my last echo results (good). I need the cardiologist to go over the rest of the technical jargon to see if there's anything we need to be concerned. But overall, it looks like things have remained the same.

I have an echocardiogram scheduled for later this afternoon. I better start hitting the fluids so they don't have trouble getting the IV port in.

*stares forlornly at an empty container* Sometimes, there just aren't enough banana chips.

🙃

Here's the thing that gets me about Christian ex-witches. A lot of Christians just accept whatever they say about witchcraft as if being "an ex-witch" makes them an expert on the topic.

I may save this for future use. 🤣

Someone made a fantastic Threads post in which they regrettably made a typo. They wrote "munimum wage" when they obviously mean "minimum wage" and now I want to make a joke about what appropriate compensation for a raven that represents memory should be. #HeathenHumor #HeathenSky #PaganSky

I just ran across a young earth creationist on quora who criticized flat earthers. The irony is that he doesn't realize that the same argumentation methods he uses to criticize believing in a flat earth can also be used to criticize young earth creationism.

#PaganHumor #PaganSky

I’m trapped under nearly thirty pounds of cat.

Today is May Day, also called Beltane by many. So don't be surprised if you see an uptick in pole-dancing today. 😝 #PaganSky

May Day! May Day! We're going down! (And performing a bunch of other sexual acts.) #PaganHumor

So many thoughts running through my head tonight and I'm not sure where/how to share them.

Damn, I logged into the bird site for less than five minutes and got two promotions hitting me up for money. Elon must be getting desperate or something.

Listening to one of my favorite albums.

These days, the hill I'll die on is most likely whatever hill I have to climb.

Sick husband has been slowly recovering, which means he's been sleeping a lot. These past couple of nights have been way too quiet for

A friend sent me a message asking if my husband and I were okay. Apparently there were tornadoes in Rochester...MINNESOTA. 🤣 Love that she cared enough to check in, though.

What can I say? I enjoy being the counterexample that disproves the assertion.

Honestly, I'm all for Christians warning other Christians about LGBTQIA+ books existing in books. In fact, I wish they'd warn ME about it. Granted, they wouldn't be warning me so much as making me aware of a book I might want to check out.

I just managed to get the seal off a jar of Jif peanut butter without tearing it. Pretty sure that makes me god-like.

Have I ever told you about how my university's production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat contributed to the crisis that led to me embracing my sexuality? A 🧵.

I hate that there are so many questions about conversion therapy on Quora right now. I especially hate that the vast majority of them seem to be coming from the Quora Prompt Generator and are really just the same question rephrased slightly.

Woke up with massively irritated eyes and a nose that would not stop dripping. Took my Allegra and went back to bed. It seems to be helping.

One of the fun things about Quora is being reminded of old answers you wrote when someone upvotes it months or even years later. For example, I totally forgot I wrote this answer until someone upvoted it a few minutes ago.

I logged into my blog's admin panel for the first time in a long time to find a months-old comment awaiting approval on a blog post I wrote nearly fifteen years ago.

What a wild thirty years it's been too. I've changed so much. ✅ More self acceptance. ✅ Less self-recrimination. ✅ Less judgementalism. ✅ A new theology. ✅ Totally revamped sexual ethics. ✅ A greater desire for justice. ✅ A total change in understanding of what justice is. #ComingOutAnniversary

I wrote a blog post for my fifteenth coming out anniversary describing my first coming out experience.

Thirty years later. Still gay. Still not an April Fool’s Day joke. Happy coming out anniversary to me. 🏳️‍🌈

A shout-out to Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson for recognizing the problem with framing "conversion therapy" as a "freedom of speech" issue. I wish she wasn't the only justice that got it. #ConversionTherapy #SOGICE

This got me thinking about how much I have changed since coming out. Maybe I'll post some thoughts over the next week or so.

I just saw a Threads post that mentioned April 1 is coming up and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I get to celebrate my 30th coming out anniversary next week!" 🤣