Monday sunrise. Wake up bitches. It’s time to fuck shit up. #morning #sunrise #photography #GreatLakes #Ontario

BOAT! #Boat

We have a very moody lake for sunset tonight. No light show. All spook. #Sunset #GreatLakes #Ontario #Photography #blue #bluewater #bluesky

A lovely bit o sunrise. #sunrise #goodmorning #GreatLakes #Ontario

Update: It’s getting worse. I currently have a fishes swim bladder as a face.

I’m already half way through this tome & honestly, I have some serious praise. It takes a hefty amount of skill to create such a loathsome piece of shit character that I still want to read about. I haven’t been able to put this one down since I first opened it. #booksky #reading #books #fiction

I got more done before 10am today than I usually do in a whole day. That says something about me but I’m not going to think too much on it.

Update: I made it to an exam room. Let’s hope this visage can be saved.

Update: It’s worse. Doc doesn’t have appointments until July. Guess I’ll just fuck off, then.

I’ve never had allergies until this year. None of the drugs are working. I look like I was in a cage match with every histamine in existence and now I need to shop for a coffin.

This little guy pokes his head up to say hi from the beach every morning. Good morning little gopher buddy. #GreatLakes #gopher #goodmorning

There’s something so therapeutic about doing yard work all day. My back hurts and I’m tired but this house is looking so cute and it’s mine and I’m proud.

Update: It got prettier. #sunset #GreatLakes #photography #ontario #beach #Lake #shore

It’s another lovely night on the lake. #GreatLakes #ontario #photography #sunset #dusk #beach #shore

The canna babies are loving thier larger pots and are doing so well. Spending all morning in the garden is so therapeutic. I would like to be a mushroom when I grow up.

Repotting six cannabis plants today. Starting six more seeds. This years yield is going to be exquisite. 🌳💚💨

Got to watch a couple ducks on a little date on my beach last evening. I think it went well. He was a gentleman. Hope we see some babies soon #ducks #mallard #GreatLakes #wildlife #nature #date #lake #shore

I caved and bought a copy. I hope it’s worth the hype. #booksky #reading #newrelease

Today’s goal is to finish reading this: #Booksky #amreading #darkachademia #horror #mystery

Wake up babe! New Pokémon just dropped.

That’s a nice data centre you’ve got there. It would be a shame if the citizens came together with the needs of all living things at the forefront of their hearts and lit that bitch on fire and sang Kumbaya.

Sunset on Memorial Day: #sunset #photography #GreatLakes #Ontario

I’m just gonna draw and paint all week. Here’s today’s doodle: #drawing #doodle #art #artist #pencil #heart #dailydoodle #traditionalmedium #traditionalart #anatomicheart #sketchbook

Lovely day to explore some local lighthouses. #greatlakes #lighthouse #beach #LakeLife #localhistory #sodusNY #LakeOntario

My daughter did the dishes this morning without anyone having to ask her to. Parenting win.

My last brain cell:

Let’s smoke weed and paint birds.

Duck doodles #art #drawing #merganser #sketch #sketchbook #duck #birds #traditionalmedium #graphite

So Kentucky proved itself full of pedos. Cool. Will avoid forever.

The babies won’t go down the cliff with mum and dad so they are waiting patiently for them to come back. #canadagoose #goslings #babies #GreatLakes #Ontario

Everybody shut up. Shut up. Look at these babies!

Should I paint birds or bones tonight? #artist #art #paint #birds #bones #question

Look at how beautiful my beach rocks are! LOOK AT THEM! #beach #rocks #beautiful #photography #GreatLakes #Ontario

Another beautiful sunset after a long day of yard work. I love it here. #sunset #photography #greatlakes #ontario

If I blow enough weed smoke at this big ass fly, will he chill out and watch Dr Who with me?

Finally! I’m gonna go paint some birds. #artist

Great Lakes storms are some of my favourite weather phenomenon. It’s half the reason I bought this house. This rolled in last night looking so menacing. #storm #weather #photography #greatlakes #lakeonatario

It’s a perfect day for fire. #fire #beach #greatlakes #bluesky #beautifulday #photography

My neighbours bobcat is kind of aesthetic, non? #bobcat #sunset #beach #greatlakes #silhouette

The Sunroom is sunrooming. #sunset #beach #GreatLakes #LakeOntario

What do I do with all these awful fascist books my crazy mother has given me? I feel a deep moral aversion to burning them despite their contents. I don’t want to give them away because no one should read this garbage, and the effort to sell them is more than they are worth. What to do? #booksky

Lost a battle of wits with a melanated raccoon today. It singes a bit tbh.

The lake water levels are getting quite high. Big waves after many days of heavy rain. #GreatLakes #LakeOntario #beach #water #sunnyday #lakeshore #bluesky

All the cool kids ponder the meaning of life from beneath the trees. #trees #outdoors #spring #photography

The town picking up yard debris at 7am fills me with the kind of rage that can never be satiated.

Harmonize with me Ready? 🎶I fuckin hate it here 🎶

Update 2: It’s still quite lovely out here. #greatlakes #ontario #lake #beautifulday #water #beach

Update: It’s still a beautiful day #GreatLakes #Ontario #lake #beach #bluesky #beautifulday

Yard work is great when this is your view: #greatlakes #ontario #shore #beach #water #springday

I’m sick of these sad “attempts”. Can we get someone competent on the job please?