Oof Pierre.

Joe Fucking Root. #ClassIsPermanent

Oh and we open At the Flyers. Just in case you wondered.

The Penguins final four games are : At Caps At Rangers At Wings At Devils Fuck you too NHL #LetsGoPens

Turn on cricket. Bethell plays like normal and swipes himself out first ball I hear. Sorry?

RIP Sam Neill. You made everything you were in, better by your presence.

For those of you who chose to watch the Tennis not the cricket... wise choice.

Oh Tammy :( A sad end to a glittering career. Perhaps one that explains why it's the end of a glittering career. #ENGvIND

I'm deep into the orange right now. Still procrastinating (currently watching LOTR Extended... again, and the Ents have just marched on Saruman)

Bethell continuing the "hair stupidity is in linear equivalency to your talent level" ethos #ENGvIND #Cricket

I'm naturally cynical/slightly conspiratorial. I hope it's not a case of "we'll kill this person who's out of the limelight but has famously anti-equality views, and use that to justify removal of rights" false flag. Because if it's actually political, they'd have killed someone more on front pages.

You have to put them in first as the pitch is only gonna get flatter. In this weather it must have been toiling. BUT, worth it. Fantastic, consistent, wicket taking. #ENGvIND

RIP to everyone's favourite power ballad queen. What a sad day. Condolences to all who knew her. #BonnieTyler

I didn't even have characters left for the pocket square or steepled fingers. And they're ALL like this. Armies of them.

Got muh suit, not navy becuz I'm unique. Murrica in the background becuz I'm no commie. Got muh body flexed making muh suit look ill-fitting. Got that tie pin on show wierdly low. Gold bcuz successful. Big watch, gold too. Gold is success. Short haircut to pretend I'm a military man. Beard 4 manly.

Despite not engaging with this type of content in any way shape or form, indeed blocking any and all I see, Instagram nonetheless is determined to fill my feed with what I call BWCISSB. Or Bearded White Cunts In Suits Selling Bullshit. There are just endless amounts of them.

How many Steam sales do I not buy many of the things from my wishlist before I admit I'll never buy them and delete them? Okay some need bigger price cuts, but there are 70% off titles that I just shrug at, and have for multiple sales.

Last time I saw a hammering that bad I was attempting DIY. #ENGvIND #Cricket

Justice.

I hope any neutrals in Seattle are frantically learning the Belgian national anthem

Anyway, between that and the terrible performance in the T20WC and the continued and ever more blatant corruption in the FWC, not been the best sports day.

Judging from every post, every article and everything I've seen this evening, the only person in the race is Lewis, the only person inconvenienced by the safety car is Lewis, the driver guaranteed to win if only they had one lap is Lewis (because he has previous for doing well in a post-SC 1 lapper)

We're only about 70 runs short of a competitive total #T20WorldCup #ENGvAUS

Yes. I've never been more delighted to have no racing #BritishGP

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What price Charlie magically packing up.

Wasn't expecting to win that. We bowled awfully, batted terribly. Lucky for us, Bishnoi was atrocious. #ENGvIND

Given where we were after 3 overs, I'm stunned. Delighted, but stunned.

If you want to cheer on an England squad who aren't playing in a corrupt tournament at the behest of a fascist felon, can I interest you in the Woman's T20 World Cup that starts at 6:30pm. #Cricket

I'm as bemused by the Pens signing Van Riemsdyk as I am by Acciari deciding the best team to sign with after the Pens is the Flyers.

I won't even pretend I'm disappointed. But then I still think the best is between Martina or Steffi.

RIP to the amazing Dame Penelope Keith.

There have been some innings that were miracles, but it's very much in keeping with Stokes captaincy that he played infinitely too aggressively for the circumstances, put solo performance above team need, and was out without really making a dent in the target. #ENGvNZ

How has George gained 3 seconds under VSC

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I completely agree with this random person on the BBC Sport who definitely isn't me under my usual pseudonym.

So the Penguins draft both Rucks. Is this our Sedin pairing for the future? Seems hopeful. #LetsGoPens

No investigation for that?! George didn't slow down at all Fucking hell. Imagine if roles were reversed. #austrianGP

In one hour (1:30pm BST) there will be a Hades Orchestral Concert on Twitch. www.twitch.tv/supergiantga... If anyone likes the music enough to want to hear it played live #HADES

Rumours of a storm were not exaggerated. It is raining!!

Fucking brainless batting #ENGvNZ

I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked. #Wimbledon

For those who like to save a bit of money on their backlog (hi @patchworkwords.bsky.social ) the Steam Summer sale starts today at 6.

Apparently Youtube isn't keen on showing flags anymore. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I have an appointment in 12 hours I have to go to. It's a mile and a half away. I only have walking as an option. My legs are in poor shape. To carry the amount of water I'm going to need is almost impossible, or at minimum, negatively impacting my velocity to an intolerable degree.

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So Fenway sports buy the Pens, fire Sully, and then sell the team. Some personal beef we weren't aware of? Did he piss over the Red Sox dugout?

You know people who you can't strictly prove are icky but seem it? My best attempt at a descriptor : If they fell on the floor they'd stand up covered in fluff.