Its scary that i can hyperfixate on anything at any point like brain i dont want to hyperfixate on fucking conan the mighty pig 😭

this girl just told me she is going to deadlift me next time we meet up i might be cooked chat 😭

Listening to a girl go on and on about her hyperfixations is actually like experiencing heaven

im thinking miku miku oo wee oo

Reading “How do we relationship” and i feel like im getting gut punched every other chapter

Thank god it dont got red 21 in it 21 whats 9+10 21 thank god it dont got that in it man 21 you stupid no im not whats 9 + 10 21 thank god it dont got red 21 man you stupid no im not whats 9 + 10 21 man you stupid thank god it dont got that in it thank god it got red 21

BRO I HATE SQUID GAME

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

bitches on here be like "im not pretty" then proceed to post a picture of aphrodite in the flesh

I would like to apologize i forgot penguins existed for like a few hours

Bird flu? Yeah i sure hope it does, would be kinda weird if it didnt

Old friend i used to play pixelmon with 4 years ago randomly reached out to me again i now found out they are running for local office in their city

Shaking your leg is the same thing as wagging a tail

The autism isnt a bug its a feature

What if instead of squid game it was swiss game and you had to fight for control over switzerland

nah this years already cooked promise 2026 gonna be my year😭

no shot i guess australia on chile i might be cooked

god i love marvin rivals

Jarvis open another booster pack

What if instead of moon knight it was mood knight and he attacked people with emotions

I finally got the mewwww :D

Reading yuri is going to be the death of me. So much yearning 😭

Gay joker be like “why so queerious”

I have started to randomly make angry bird noises idk if thats a good thing

Its crazy how much life can suck all because you lost a coinflip during birth

When one gacha game fucks me another one blesses me this is a funny cycle

Took an hour nap and had one of the weirdest nightmares basically was me in a world where dreams affect reality and in the end i end up dying from this. No idea what it means but damn do i want to play mario and luigi dream team now

i wish i had like any motivation to do stuff like i know i can be amazing at like whatever i want if i can find any motivation to do it

Pulled a celebi immersive this is awesome still no mew tho 😭

Do i start playing the tcg again like is the current format enjoyable rn

Stray puppies don't have this problem we just Uhh We uh Uhhh Someone please come pick me up >_<

Dude wtf i got 2 gold cards in back to back days

Oh shit pack was juice today

“Sorry for party rocking” is now a part of my vocabulary after watching one video about lmfaos downfall

Im actually so tired of people assuming stuff about what i say assuming everything is about them like its so annoying

i have 2 wolves inside of me they are both gay and viciously making out

oh shit we cookin now

im ngl the person who invented mozzarella sticks needs to get their dick sucked

Fortnite Live Event in a nutshell

i got pawtism

but fr im very thankful for all my friends all of you are amazing and ily. also very thankful for all the people who play in our events didnt expect to get that many players its awesome

this year i am thankful for qbert he just chill like that

dude twitter is actually such a shithole literally was talking about how shit people are cause of personal shit that happened just to have a literal abuser reply agreeing with me looking for validation when they just got a whole ass thread about them posted shit is HILARIOUS

chat i think i have a problem

standing on business today

i forgot my password here again eventhough i changed it a week ago im really sumb sometimes 😭

They need to make pokemon cards in cat language for me

me when i get caught in a hazard ult

Why the hell cant i lower my phone brightness any lower i got this shit on the lowest brightness and it literally can pass as a flashbang wtf

(reprint) please this is one of my favorite videos of all time