— I'd say it's taken you long enough.

— Need something?

— Alright, sure. I'll meet you in the bedroom, don't be late.

— ...Oh, that's fine then.

— Then evoid having kids with them.

— How about just don't? I don't enjoy turturing and cursing mortals, it has become quite boring.

— Sounds good to me.

— I can accept that.

—... What is it.

— I... You can spend the night, just don't play with my trust.

A light was seen in her eyes after a very long time, but she wasn't ready to admit it was there. — I hope you're not lying just to spend the night.

— When you fix that whole thing, you might.

She's pretty much flabbergasted. — I... Nope, nope.

—... Great, now I am dry as a desert, good job. She pats him in the back and starts to walk out.

— This whole thing is very much off putting.

—... I'm using ducktape on you, I refuse to deal with this.

— Great, now you can stay quiet for the rest of the week.

— Not nearly enough of it.

— I believe it is only right, considering how much you've dissapeared.

— Ha, funny man. So you need me? Good to know, but you're gonna have to try harder than that.

— I am, otherwise you would've found someone else yo fill it. And that's why I do not need to reclaim something I've never lost. If you wanna crawl back to me, tho, you can do that.

— Not really, although if that was the case, it would be the only "pounding" you would do considering you put all of your energy into mistresses and are getting old.. Really old.

— As much as one can miss a headache.

— Mhm...

— Well, good for you then.

— That sounds like a you problem.

— Mhm, you want something?

Zeus.

She has returned. #Freerol #GreekMythRP

— I told them not to bother me centuries ago, never had any issues with them escorting me again. She shrugged.

— Well you seem to like mortals more than enough.

— You keep Ares tonight or start paying child support.

She's waiting, hands crossed in a room full of his pissed off mistresses.

Drops off @warmongering.bsky.social to @theskyfather.bsky.social with some water and in a towel cause he lost his pants. After that, she vanishes in a cloud of smoke.

— Don't know, don't want to know. She admitted, as she got him in the car like one would a teenager, except this was a grown ass god.

Almost dragging him out to the car by the ear.

—... She's gonna kill him eventually. — ARES, GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING CLUB. She's standing outside of the door. @warmongering.bsky.social

— You're awake anyways! Probably with some mortal, just take him.

—... I'm not dealing with this, It's your turn, I did it last time. @theskyfather.bsky.social

— Of course I will, you're grounded.

— I'm just going to the mortal realm for now, we will discuss divorce if necesary.

— Ares lied, by the way. I may owe you an apology, but I don't regret my words.

— I don't know anything anymore.