Buying pre-rolls is the stoner equivalent of people who buy pre-cut vegetables at the grocery.

Glad a national audience can see that somehow, every Bengals game is worse than the last.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. The Roots Queens of the Stone Age Kraftwerk Animal Collective King Gizzard lol

My six year old, every 20 seconds as she watches the parade.

Cold as ice

I don't understand the end game of all this AI hype. One day you won't have to leave your house? Or talk to any real humans? Seems like loser shit.

Pimms in my cup

Getting the Thanksgiving Sangria ready

It takes 5 seconds for evil floor spirits to enter food. That's why we have the rule. - CDC

Me at the grocery with 5 people waiting behind me.

DISC GOLF ⚠️ FLYING DISCS

I screamed when they show what game it is, lmao. A work of art.

Cincinnati chili mentioned.

Going to assume that none of the voters for Judge have ever strapped on catcher's gear.

Aurora photo 😍

Jam on it

Slapping down Ostertags and Alley-Oops

Fuck a "dance hit of the summer". I want a "melancholic winter obsession". This is my front-runner atm.

That scene from Scary Movie where the boyfriend deflates because he nuts so much

My new oven automatically adjusted for DST, robbing me of the core human experience of complaining about it. The machines have won.

REDS MENTIONED

Phillie Phanatic but instead of the tongue it has the smaller inside mouth from Alien.

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Ever seen someone go Super Saiyan on a saxophone? Pharaoh Sanders is unreal. youtu.be/Y7EGQzn8e1k?...

Gotta say that "Huge Daft Punk fan who hates their helmets" is an incredible bit.

Miquella the Kind

"Daddy why are you crying, are those negative tears again?" Me, as I wipe away my eyes and start to smile, "No honey, these are plus tears."

Hey it's me facing complex problems

He's so real for this one

The last thing a lasagna ever sees.

Sunday

The kid pretending he's cheering with them and then snatching the glasses...there is hope for the youth.

I'm sorry Canada, I wasn't familiar with your insanely big Chinese buffet game.

Shrim

Do you think the players are bored?

Have a good feeling about this inning

Baseball

Sandwich

Nature: pssst Nature: pssssst Nature: check this shit out

Lmao these things crack me up

Why did I think this was the album art for Deloused in the Comatorium.

Big, huge bazookas

Every single ball the Dodgers make contact with seems like it's coming out of a bazooka.

Sup

What an artist