Anyone wanna use me after leg day?

Anyone wanna go for a dick, I mean sleigh ride?

Thought I looked cute until I saw my dog, judging the fuck out of me in the background (ignore the dirty mirror, life is lifing rn)

Merry Christmas

My cock looks so good right now, it’s kinda insane

Jingle Balls 🎄🎅🏻

I really need to hump something #Humpday

Slightly hungover, but the gym cures all…

Go Big Red

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about Fuck you Netflix

Happy #MonochromeMonday featuring some serious bedhead 😵‍💫 #MCM

Someone wanna stuff me on Thursday?

Tris and Titties is my favorite day, and it’s not even close 💪🏻

Someone wanna stuff me on Thursday?

Taking in some sun on this strapped-up, softie Sunday!

Some twink just made a 6 7 joke about my cock on grindr. I think I’m done for the day… (also it’s 8 inches by the way you little twat)

#MonochromeMonday brought to you by leg day! #mcm

I swear to god he doesn’t hate me

Going through the camera roll and found this gem from drunk me at the bar

Hung and hungover

Solid pump today 💪🏻

Who the fuck tells you he wants to be with you, then gets caught being active on Sniffies…. Dating is the fucking worst 😔

Football gets me so horny

Some tanning and football on this #SoftCockSunday

Friend: “You don’t know what it’s like being a girl, guys are crazy…” Literally me anytime I open Grindr:

Getting a little edge in before the gym 😮‍💨💪

Yeah, so I would really enjoy having a boyfriend, please and thank you!

Someone wanna come hang out, order in and watch movies like this?

Who wants put in twink jail? #MCM #MonochromeMonday

Went as a Gryffindor Quidditch player for Halloween 👻

Waiting for you…. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

Single again, so this ass is open for business 😏

Waiting for you…. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

Had to flip over and get the other side

Tanning on this lazy Monday

So good to be home! Happy Fat Cock Friday y’all! #FatCockFriday #FCF

Hearing your man refer to you as “my bf” for the first time…. 😮‍💨 holy fuck… that’s a rush….

Like when ya see it… 👀 #fatcockfriday #fcf #bulge

Rolled outs bed for a caged leg day. Let’s see how this goes… #Locktober

Me when “The Fate of Ophelia” comes on 🧡

Failed at edging before the gym… whoops

2 for the price of 1 today #FatCockFriday #FCF

Happy #FatCockFriday boys! #FCF

Got called a fuck boy today… ….your point, bitch?

Golden hour fucks 💛☀️🌅

All I want in life is a boyfriend who will do this for me and then let me eat his ass from the back.

The Summer I Turned Pretty March 25 - September 25 Down over 50 pounds and never going back

Let’s have a great week homos!

Couldn’t sleep so figured seize the day #MonochromeMonday #MCM

God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…