“ Ah, there he is, that slacker. ”

Last time I gave you something sharp, you slipped on a loose apple shaving, did a quinti-frontflip while falling, launching the blade at mach 5 and almost decapitating lord Takumi. I didn't even KNOW you could slip on apple skins. Forgive me if I don't exactly trust you with a divine weapon.

so, i have some news you will not enjoy.

“ Three... Matters surely aren't getting any simpler. ”

I have the authority to write you up for this.

Language.

?

He scowls. “ If you truly enjoy working for milord and making him happy, then perhaps you should apply yourself to being more competent, and save the excitement for afterward! ”

“ And what exactly is that supposed to mean? I finish my duty, and I do so with haste, and without fail. ”

“ I assure you, we had the most capable carpenters work on these stairs. And my relationship with Corrin also runs deeper than business. I don't see what the issue could be? ”

“ Stairs aren't... 'wobbly' and it is part of your duty to stay composed around lord Corrin. Pace yourself, do not get distracted, and watch your surroundings as you walk. ”

“ Not quite. It's simply a matter of not tripping, which I expect you struggle greatly with. ”

“I know I'm a big klutz, but I take pride in working as hard as I can to serve others.” #FERP #MVRP #FEFATES

“ I... genuinely do not know what I could say to that. He still takes nothing seriously, and would rather do anything else, but still, everything he does is on par with myself. ”

“ Of course. It is my duty to be the absolute best. Both for you and lord Corrin. ”

He briefly leaves the room, and comes back holding a tray. On it is a mint milkshake, a salad, and some grilled asparagus on the side. He sets the tray down and bows his head. “ Enjoy, sire. ”

@scytherose.bsky.social You walk in as Jakob is in the midst of baking something. He turns to you and speaks. “ It seems milord has grown acquainted with you. Anybody who gains Corrin's respect has mine as well. I'm baking cookies. You may have one when they are finished. ”

He bows respectfully. " With haste, sire. Any cravings in particular? ”

@xanderkingofnohr.bsky.social He places a cup of tea on Xander's desk. “ Here you go, milord. Just as you asked. Do you require aught else? ”

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temp pin “ 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦 ” 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘐 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. #FERP #MVRP