Does this mirror make my traps look big?

The wife of the guy Tyler Robinson killed didn’t even get the dudes body in the ground before she started grifting off his death. A 4+million gofundme, and a line of shirts commemorating his death. Imagine looking up and seeing that’s how your partner is mourning you. Incredible stuff.

Arm pump was pumpin.

The amount of “news” sites reporting on this story with the same ChatGPT written articles is fucking nuts. No sources, no evidence. No investigative journalism. Just the same thing on every site regurgitating the same format, the same disinformation with the same grammatical and formatting errors.

This pup tho 👀

Oh my glob. Coming back to magick after a 10 year hiatus. So many new mechanics and shenanigans. Finally getting into EDH and it’s both fun and annoying to find enough unique cards to *jazz hands* synergize *jazz hands* with the commander.

Lat spread. Why you so hard?

Just few more beach days ahead.

Dad?

Something bout a hot dog on a summer day.

It’ll fit, trust me.

It’s bacon, on a stick.

Ask for pets.

Went to the Leather Archive and Museum in Chicago. Incredible to see just how long the leather and kink communities have existed. Pins, posters, patches and art work to view from all over the world and from the early mid 1900s. The adult coloring pages in the library was a fun surprise too!

Now vs Then 35’s to 32’s 215#-205#

🎶Oooooh it’s a dog and a bone and a paw in a hole, and a pig in a sling, with a bone in a bite and a big red light Aurooooooooo🎶

I was 215ish, now down to 205. Really happy with my size right now. I got a little fluff. But I can fit my 32’s and that’s all I care about. New pants and shorts… in this economy?

I’m one spoiled Pup. 🥵

Freshly out of the bed. Everything is a just little smaller without a pump.

Feeling must more myself lately. Been nice to be back in the gym with some consistency.

Let’s spend the day shiny hunting and eating snacks. (Don’t mind the missing chest hair, the cardiologist collected his toll)

Get in there, Boy.

Feeling nice and thick! So happy with these last two weeks of good sleep, eating and lifting like I used to.

If you haven’t started following my dear puppy buddy Figaro. He’s such a great pup with a big ole heart and I love that he’s putting himself and his muscle building journey out there on display! Takes so much courage! bsky.app/profile/figa...

The likeness is uncanny. 🤣

Solid back day yesterday and a good leg day today. I’m feeling strong and moving good weight. Baby steps until I get back into the full swing of things. Been thankful for these last two weeks of easy work days.

Aurooo! This sexy puppy!

I made a spiced peaches dessert pizza because I’m an adult who doesn’t mind being on some Italians hit list. 🫡

We love some down lighting.

As a Marine infantry Veteran, “Speak softly and carry a big stick” means that we as the US and a super power, don’t need to “show off” our military in a parade. Our military might does not come from a fucking parade. Fuck Donald Trump and him using the military as a prop for his birthday parade.

My barber did a bang up job.

Y’all. If you have the means to go see a movie in theater then I recommend the new Final Destination movie. It was so freaking good! They really brought it back to its roots and invested in the story and the special effects.

Aurooooooo! It’s been over 5 years since I got my first hood. A lot has changed since then and it was time for Rowdy to have a new face. I love it so much and it fits my personality.

It’s beach body time. This is my version of doing a cut. Lower carbs with high fats and proteins. Avoiding sugars as much as possible. So. We have quick pickled veggies to snack on, egg bites for breakfast, and a cheese and olive salad also for a snack at work. Done for tonight. 😮‍💨

Foreskin restoration can have its ups and downs. I’m so close to full flaccid coverage. Not hanging flaccid. But like. Cold swimming pool flaccid. But still. I would love to hit that milestone at least. I feel like another year or two of being consistent I’ll comfortably get there.

Hey everyone. Butt health talk. I’m 35 and even though my anal Pap smear came back negative. I felt the need to get my anus properly examined for cancer. And we found three little spots that needed biopsied. It took no time at all and to have peace of mind is worth it. Get your butt checked fellas.

Why did I cut my head off you ask? Well. My head is massive and it makes my overall size seem much smaller in perspective. But I actually have a pretty decent back even though I’ve been neglecting it a lot too. Since it was one of the lifts I did later in the week. So now it’s my day 2 muscle group.

I haven’t done legs in months. I always wait until the end of the week to do them and never go because of some excuse. Well. I’ve had enough of my own shenanigans. Legs get fed the first workout of each week now. Let’s call this ground zero and see what can be built on it.

You know, I’m something of a chef myself. Recent creations. A snack board for company. Roasted porkloin, Caesar salad with garlic mashed potatoes and a tomato gravy. Stuffed pepper appetizer I copied from an Italian guy I dated. Stuffed thighs, toasted garlic green beans, egg noodles w/ white sauce.

This sexy fucking puppy.

Went back and looked through pictures to see how I’ve packed on size over the years. Twink death is just hitting milestones where you metabolism starts slowing down. 25 was the first time. Literally woke up and felt it in my soul. The second was around 32y/old. I’m enjoying my mid 30’s and belly.

So fresh. So clean. I’m going to retire my Mohawk for a minute and grow out a faux hawk. I want some longer hair on my head but I need it a bit wider than the hawk I was wearing to stay up right and not look like a tufted chicken.

Tummy Tuesday contribution.

It’s my Alive day!Where I was blessed by the gods to not die after suffering an electrocution in Afghanistan. I did stop breathing. But my heart didn’t stop beating. So come and see my graphic retelling of all my injuries~

Once you realize that most Dem politicians love this shit going on with Trump the sooner you realize they actually don’t want to enact any change. They didn’t have anything to campaign on that wouldn’t hurt their donors. Now they can just campaign on getting us to “Pre-Trump” and get votes. Pathetic

Trump proudly talking about sending US citizens to a South American prison with no due process is very on brand. Who’s even shocked at this point. The whole martial law on April 20th thing sure seems feasible.

Having to make a new windows account because the authenticator app lost my account. So… I can’t authenticate my account… because the app doesn’t work. And I can’t make a new authenticator… because I need an authenticator app to let me in to my account that is locked because of authenticator…

Nothing like two days of food poisoning to make you wake up totally RIPPED.

Gonna be reeeaaaal honest. Some of you furry artists out there are way too comfortable drawing childlike looking critters doing sexual acts with very adult looking critters. Hard block.

The President in his presidential duties caused a market crash. Gave his buddies enough time to gobble up cheaper stocks, and then reversed course. And even if he’s caught doing market manipulation it’s not something he can be charged with cuz he’s did it doing by doing presidential *things*. Yay~