Gas tank for the sex machine

Had a nice big lunch to me through the rest of the work day.

This works so well. 🤣 Oh my gosh, I love it. 10/10 I’m flattered.

Conservative/Right wing pups have no place in our community. And by no place, I mean none. You do not get to enjoy the rewards of generations of work done by our elders to vote, dine, and drink with fascists who want nothing more than to put a fucking bullet through your skull.

I’ve seen two videos of the ICE agents murdering a dude. This is all escalating because some little dicked racists feel they have all the power and protection. Absolutely wild that there’s a sleeping giant under all of this and this administration continues to ignore it.

Compilation accounts are my absolute least favorite. I will block them when I stumble across them. Not interested in people who collect a spank bank without investing anything of themselves into this app. On a different note. I’m happy with the belly, time to grow some tree trunks to balance it.

Went 2:1 at the Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease with @sweddybear.bsky.social playing two headed giant. We did great for the cards we got. No complaints.

This puppy tho 🤤

Happy thick boy Thursday to all who celebrate.

Snack time.

Thick

Need to recreate this one

Happy Tummy Tuesday

Overalls are the superior winter outfit.

Got all spiffied up my for Birthday Dinner. @pupbrodo.bsky.social

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It’s been a long few weeks of being sick and trying to get a routine back in order. Finally waking up with some energy the last few days.

Auroooooooo!!

A bear in a bear onesie, groundbreaking

The body is not ready for winter.

We had a fish fry to close the last few days of tolerable weather. I made fried catfish, hush puppies, cornbread and cheese grits. @pupbrodo.bsky.social made the tartar sauce, the Cole slaw and fresh pickles. Our friend handled the greens and they were to die for. 10/10 worth the effort.

To all those attending the #NoKings protests tomorrow. Be safe. Be smart. Keep your eyes on the crowd, the energy, its movements. Be aware of bad actors. There will be those who are there to harm the cause. It’s easy to get swept up in the energy. But don’t jump off a bridge cuz everyone else is.

Happy t(h)ummy Thursday. The hibernation bulk is upon us.

It may not be what I was born with but we are slowly getting there! #foreskinrestoration

Back to the buzz

I got the last two commander masters set boosters from my local store and I am not upset with this pull. (They then pulled out more and restocked, but gosh darn if I wasn’t hyped to have snagged what I thought was the last two 😅)

Does this mirror make my traps look big?

The wife of the guy Tyler Robinson killed didn’t even get the dudes body in the ground before she started grifting off his death. A 4+million gofundme, and a line of shirts commemorating his death. Imagine looking up and seeing that’s how your partner is mourning you. Incredible stuff.

Arm pump was pumpin.

The amount of “news” sites reporting on this story with the same ChatGPT written articles is fucking nuts. No sources, no evidence. No investigative journalism. Just the same thing on every site regurgitating the same format, the same disinformation with the same grammatical and formatting errors.

This pup tho 👀

Oh my glob. Coming back to magick after a 10 year hiatus. So many new mechanics and shenanigans. Finally getting into EDH and it’s both fun and annoying to find enough unique cards to *jazz hands* synergize *jazz hands* with the commander.

Lat spread. Why you so hard?

Just few more beach days ahead.

Dad?

Something bout a hot dog on a summer day.

It’ll fit, trust me.

It’s bacon, on a stick.

Ask for pets.

Went to the Leather Archive and Museum in Chicago. Incredible to see just how long the leather and kink communities have existed. Pins, posters, patches and art work to view from all over the world and from the early mid 1900s. The adult coloring pages in the library was a fun surprise too!

Now vs Then 35’s to 32’s 215#-205#

🎶Oooooh it’s a dog and a bone and a paw in a hole, and a pig in a sling, with a bone in a bite and a big red light Aurooooooooo🎶

I was 215ish, now down to 205. Really happy with my size right now. I got a little fluff. But I can fit my 32’s and that’s all I care about. New pants and shorts… in this economy?

I’m one spoiled Pup. 🥵

Freshly out of the bed. Everything is a just little smaller without a pump.

Feeling must more myself lately. Been nice to be back in the gym with some consistency.

Let’s spend the day shiny hunting and eating snacks. (Don’t mind the missing chest hair, the cardiologist collected his toll)

Get in there, Boy.

Feeling nice and thick! So happy with these last two weeks of good sleep, eating and lifting like I used to.

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