my annual torture period has commenced (spring allergies) i cant stop sneezing and blowing my nose omg

I would hate to be a giraffe

waiting to be interviewed at this super bougie hotel and i have a headache bc im hungry. i didn’t eat today because the last thing i wanna deal with is stomach issues mid-interview 😭😭

i fucking love lavender & vanilla oat lattes

i forgot about this app again hello

videos about earth in the prehistoric times make me uneasy because imagine seeing a roach the size of the world trade center flying at you at the speed of light

Protein in our food is the 2020s version of everything being low fat in the 2000s

being a barista has turned me into a coffee fiend at work when it slows down i always make myself a mocha latte with two pumps of strawberry syrup and now that im off and home without an espresso machine im going through withdrawals 😩

imagine coming home after an 8+ hour shift and as soon as you enter your house you hear “DADDY!” like that’s insane omg

This is your official signal that the halftime show is going to start soon 🚨🚨🚨 turn on your TVs people!!

These Super Bowl commercials have not given me one chuckle, one giggle, one hard-exhale through-the-nose yet

Being a barista on the Upper East Side means having a 10 year old customer pull out a Gucci wallet full of cash and credit cards to pay for his hot chocolate, meanwhile you have to call your dad for money so you can afford to take the subway to work.

Can’t believe I got a job that’s making me wake up before 6 am 😩

First day at my new job today! 😅

restarting my no carb/no sugar diet again and this kitkat bar in front of me is screaming my name

all social media gurus do is tell you that your content sucks and that your videos have to be like cocomelon on crack

As I was entering the Nike store someone said “excuse me” calling for an associate. I turned around and said “yes?”

Enjoying my last day of unemployment today

i wanna get a bucket of lime juice and dunk my tacos in it

originality is dead

just got hired. im employed again!! MAKE SOME NOISE

What does it mean when you’re putting your all into achieving your dreams and you get nervous 😭

2026 begins tomorrow. Happy New Year!

It’s the last day of 2025. What a year. I went from moving to my dream city to being on the brink of death but I survived 😭

do you think mrs. claus has a sneaky link? like this is the only day in the year where her husband aint around

Merry Christmas ❤️

being into fashion yet being unable to afford a t-shirt from the mall is the worst fucking thing on earth like i will jump off this bridge rn

2026 needs to be great like im almost 25, i need to accomplish greatness before then

It’s winter college grad szn and I’m jealous of everyone doing the Kanye “I guess we’ll never know” trend because I did that but my sister used her phone to record me and the video looks like it was filmed in Chernobyl

drowning my tacos in lime juice ❤️

Just did a job interview and omg i totally choked 😭😭😭😭 it’s gonna take a miracle from God to get this really good job

Why is ‘80s music kinda better than ‘90s music…

Everyone is so surprised and shocked on how 9-13 year olds nowadays want these expensive grown-up things like makeup and designer clothes and blame influencers… I dont say anything bc I was the exact same at their age LOL. Like kids wanting grown-up things is so normal idk why it’s shocking tbh

Introverts in their home alone morph into Britney Spears dancing in her house

The evolution of men’s fashion is so static like the most groundbreaking trend right now is quarter zips and a shirt + tie worn with a leather jacket as the “blazer” and some tapered pants. I do like it tho, the silhouette goes crazy BUT UGH ITS REPETITIVE AND NOT NEW

I hate dubbed TV shows/movies like please just give me the English captions

Another night living in an apartment building with thin ass walls. It’s 1 AM and I hear my neighbor hiccuping, burping and retching/gagging and another guy laughing??? Wtf is going on omg

i wish i liked coconut water but it tastes like conditioner and backwash spit of a person with a white tongue

It’s crazy that I’m turning 25 next year. Like that’s a quarter of a century omg im gonna be sick

2026 will be healthy and sexy

It’s December! I’m looking forward to 2026 honestly lmaoo

I love pop music

good evening fellow millennials

I have gone a month without eating sugar and I feel great but omg I miss eating chocolate 😭😭😭 #fitnesssky

yesterday i ate a salad and had the worst acid reflux and felt like shit not only was i fighting for my life, i felt betrayed bc why is healthy food trying to hurt me

A week ago, I almost died from a pulmonary embolism. I’ve had shortness of breath for a while but I hit my breaking point and I started hyperventilating. Rushed to the ER, they found blood clots in my lungs and I had to get surgery. Very grateful to be alive today. ❤️‍🩹 Take care of your health!

first post in months— hi

a customer with an hermes kelly bag gave me a $1 tip today

omg this allergy season got me FUCKED UP. I am FIGHTING for my life rn

Today I start my new job in my dream city 🥹