Mankind has had some very bad ideas. Then the genius of The Simpsons kickstarted this into reality. Glorious. #nowwatching

Rewatch of a great doc of one of the greatest albums to be recorded.

If I’m honest, I expected better from the FIFA Peace Prize winner.

Did doubt just how official my F1 calendar Xmas present was. Think spotting this race removes all doubt.

Missing live sport for the ONE DAY a year it’s not on. So NFL it is. And a festive dose of His Snoopiness for the HT show.

Xmas Day Parkrun. 3 generations and our kid back for first outing since cancer treatment. 👏👏👏 Merry Xmas x

31st of the year. Not bad considering it’s a 4k run to the start line. Still a ways to go to get anywhere near that March PB.

Feet up sort of day and discovered, thanks to some left over herbs in the air fryer, a new flavour when making chips. Forgive me for this but I’ve dubbed today: “Thyme fries, when you’re having fun”.

Watching the Dylan 30th concert (yes, again). Using the formula: R = V times L Where: •R = Total rating out of 100 •V = Singing voice (0–10) •L = Good looks (0–10) I’ve got Eddie Vedder at an unbeatable 95.25/100.

Back to it. No pace. But new shoes and playlist made up for it.

I’m used to people commenting on my height. But not inanimate objects.

When a fighter you wanted to win comes out to Toploader, so you root for the other bloke. Fickle.

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! TANAKAAAAAA IS THEREEE!!!

God, your tastes are so one dimensional.

Variety is the spice of….oh.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned. Vauxhall Nova 1.2 - 1997-1999 (Engine and gearbox disintegrated) Toyota MR2 MkII - 2001-2003 (Blew engine on an A1 slip road) Ford Escort - 2003-2005 (Engine quite literally exploded on M62) Merc E220 AMG - 2021-2023 Volvo XC40 EV 2023-Present

If ever there was an artist with enough recorded material for their own radio station. That’s me for the day. www.dylanradio.com/stream/

‘I Wanna Be Adored’ as loud as the speakers will allow. Go well. 🙏

Double and triple checked the seating plan. Tonight I’ll be around 30ft from his Bobliness.

Nightcap.

A school communication. On November 6th. Brilliant.

Started learning this. Not a good sign it took 40 minutes to get the right tuning. Got as far as the first 25 seconds. This time next year Rodders… youtu.be/9kn7E-OauJI?...

Sixth times a charm.

I’m not saying these are the finest back to back albums ever. I’m just saying… #np

“Dad, why do we have to live on beans on toast for the rest of the year?” Ummm…

“What they are forgetting, the main thing why he was so popular, is he could fight like fuck.” RIP

Generally not a fan of tribute acts. But two hours of that back catalogue with Stipes vocal doppelgänger, fake Buck on the Ricky and faux Mills’ perfect backing vox for £15 was money well spent.

Performative practice starts? At Parkrun? I’m not a fan, Jeff. Only bitter because the young couple in question royally whooped me. Still it was 24 mins of lovely tunes.

LUUUUUKKKKAAAAASSSS!!!! CONVERTS FROM THE SPOTTTTTTT!!!!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!!!

Moses It-WOW-ma.

Not now English weather!! 🏏

To close the night…

Hang it in the Tate.

No cheating, post your lock screen

Perfect Sunday morning & afternoon pairing. Solid 9/10 for the film. 6/10 for the run.

Well, this is happening. It’ll be a ticket for one again because I only know nincompoops.

Never gets old #nowwatching

Morning.

I guess this one slipped through the net when taking out the rude cards for a family friendly game. You’ll be glad to know I didn’t try and mime this to my kids 🙈

That’s deeply saddening news. Wonderful player to watch. RIP.

That’s a 10 yr old raised right ☺️

The Prodigy. Perfectly peerless festival closers.

Lot of catching up going on. 1 minute into John Fogerty and he’s blitzing it.

Alanis Morissette, quite simply a force of nature.

Rethinking the beard after just being told I look like Mick Fleetwood. That goes 3rd on the list of comparisons. Behind Keanu Reeves & Dave Grohl but one place in front of…

Thanks everyone! Big thanks to all who joined the Leeds 10k finish time sweepstake! I ran it in 46:37 — a personal best — and the winning guess was just 15 seconds off at 46:22! I covered the prize money, so 100% of your donations are going to the cause. Really appreciate all the support! 💛🤍💙🏃‍♂️

Dobie on the wireless. And a freebie new book started.

God only knows what music would’ve been without him. RIP. 💔

“Oh help me Mrs Medlicott I don't know what to do I've only got three bullets And there's four of Motley Crue”