So not only do I have TMJ right now and my back is acting up and spazzing so bad I can hardly walk but now I’m getting a migraine too??? What the fuck

EAGLES YOU HAD ONE JOB

Chiefs are getting fucked rn

When is Taylor gonna release a cook book Gimme the pop tart recipe Gimme the cinnamon roll recipe Gimme the sourdough recipe Gimme all the things

My family doesn’t like Thanksgiving food so tomorrow we’re having noodles and lava cakes lol

You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick’s bigger You want a fight you FOUND IT I’ve got the place SURROUNDED You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning WHO’S PORTRAIT’S ON THE MANTLE? WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS? MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND FIND YOUR CAR-

At every table I’ll save you a seat lover 🩷 Lay the table with the fancy shit and watch you tolerate it 🤎 Help I’m still at the restaurant 🤎 You shit talked me under the table 🤍 Finally left the table 🧡

Guys can someone please talk me down I’m livid rn. My dad and I were concerned about a neighbors dog who was outside alone for over 5 hours in 17 degree with a wind chill and 25 mph winds and gusts possible weather. He was barking at the door and shivering. We called the non emergency police line.

FINALLY GOT THE SNAKE CUFF BRACELET!!

Have people had their cardigans ship yet or is it just me that’s stuck in fernjail 2.0 (Memphis)

If Taylor drops more vinyl tomorrow I’m gonna lose my fucking mind

I miss when Taylor’s merch was run by her own team and not UMG. UMG is the problem here, for artists other than Taylor as well. I hope her contract with UMG merch ends soon and she goes back to having her own team.

The other night I had this dream Taylor dropped a green snake plush and a purple dragon plush and yeah I need that now

5/7 of my teams won this weekend 😌 (Men’s basketball get your shit together)

My snow globe arrived a day early and isn’t broken despite FedEx literally tossing it onto the porch!!!

How many times am I gonna miss the rep snake bracelet restock 😑

Does anyone else have the snake ear cuff? I can’t get it to fit on my ear lol

Oooookayyyy what drop is happening today do you think? Eras cardigans? What is going to be in the Black Friday drop? Will we get another drop when the doc comes out/for her birthday? *zoomies in swiftie*

STOP! This is a salfie checkpoint! You MUST repost with a selfie to proceed. I don’t take selfies very often, this is from this summer

They did everything right with this drop 🙌🏻

Now I just gotta be anxious about it breaking in transit 😭😭😭😭😂

I got it! (At 10:13 am!)

I’m gonna throw up I’m so nervous lol

fuck nudes, buy me some Taylor merch

@cowboylikeally.swifties.social it won’t let me reply to the old thread but screamable bridge examples: YOYOK, TSMWEL, cruel summer, all too well, getaway car, you’re losing me, father figure, exile, tolerate it

They took the rep mug off the website and now I’m never gonna get it huh 😔😔😔

Why is all my merch coming through DHL 😑😑😑

Got reimbursed for a work trip today so now I have merch money and that’s girl math

Me: $180 for shoes? Too expensive. Also me: $180 for a Lover cassette? A steal.

What did everyone get and what did everyone miss in the drop? I got the snake bomber jacket and ear cuff and necklace, the stage and karma jacket and rep tub ornaments, the rep shirt, and the mic hoodie. Missing all the other rep stuff (I know I put the beanie twice I may just get it lol)

NOOO YOU GUYS THIS WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR ME

I finally get three days off work and get a fucking stomach virus 😑

What song do you think we’re going to get a music video for next? I think Actually Romantic would be fun!

Ew tr*mp is at the football game. They’re showing him too much on tv. I turned this on to watch football not him. He’s ruining football.

Why are people so surprised Taylor said dick in father figure when question exists

Have we really been here for a whole year?! I’m so glad I found you all. You’ve really given me a safe space and my mental health is better because of the environment we created. I’m proud of us and I love you all! 🖤 I’ve never really felt I fit in with most Swifties until I came here. Thank you 🫶🏻

It’s almost 7 am why have I not gone to bed yet

Women in positions of power. Young people in positions of power. Immigrants in positions of power. This is the real America!

Blue wave SWEEP! I hope this continues next year and in 2028!

Oh the OCD is bad tonight guys

One more week(end) of craziness then I got a little bit of a break until it gets busy again I CAN DO THIS

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WITCHES 🧡🖤🧡🖤🎃👻💀

YEAAAAAHHHHH GO PACK

Let’s be real, this game is actually just Kraft vs the Steelers

Where’s the substitute teacher our kicker is costing us this game

This is so Showgirl coded www.kohls.com/product/prd-...

How do I stop watching this www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMutCe4j/

Finally home and a Packers WIN!!

Facts

I love how father figure is more of an eldest daughter song than eldest daughter