Time for some Choose Your Own Adventure books!

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We've all been there...

He is risen! Happy Easter! 🐰

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

For those who celebrate...

R.I.P. Chuck Norris

Bucky, nooooooo(t surprised)! #MarchMadness

I paid $10.99 for a six pack of Hershey's chocolate bars this week. Good thing inflation is a liberal hoax or I might start getting worried.

The #5 seed is the worst possible scenario for the #Badgers. JFC.

Beware the Ides of March...

DM tip: write down the NPC's name the moment you say it out loud because in 4 sessions you will have absolutely no memory of inventing him #dnd #dndtips #ttrpg

In 1982, a not quite 9 year old me successfully lobbied his beleaguered mom to allow a FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 viewing on HBO. A lifelong love of slashers was born. Ice pick to the skull? Claw hammer to the head? No problem. Boobies flashing? Cover your eyes! 🤣 Good times. youtu.be/N05z3CGwFXg?...

Ope.

Six planets will be visible in the night sky on Saturday! 👽🚀 www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...

Sad to hear of the passing of Robert Carradine at age 71. He appeared in John Carpenter's BODY BAGS, ESCAPE FROM L.A, and GHOSTS OF MARS. #RIP

Eric Red's THE HITCHER (1986) was released 40 years ago today! We look back... By: Kenn Hoekstra #Horror https://pophorror.com/the-hitcher-1986-still-a-hell-of-a-ride-retro-review/

Always punch Nazis. From Red Skull to Baron Zemo, punch every Goddamn one.

I may or may not have impulse bought a Cthulhu throw blanket...

Mood...

There's a legend 'round here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse: Jason Voorhees' curse.

There's like...no one for the #Brewers to sign at 3B unless they want Urias back. 😬 www.mlb.com/news/mlb-fre...

Giving blood saves lives. Hot nurses are a Bonus. Today my hot nurse's name was Patrick. Oh well. We'll try again in April. 🤣

Sober life... 🤣🍸

I'd say today was a total loss, but I found Monster Cereals at the Dollar Store.

I meant to post this last week.

The Wizards have 12 wins on the season and 3 are against the Bucks. 😬

Remove Trump now.

Rest In Peace Sal Buscema (1936 - 2026) 💔

New Megadeth out today! 🤟

Texans need to get Davis Mills warming up.

Found Chewie's medal! 🏅

Happy 78th birthday to my favorite director, the legendary John Carpenter! 🤟

Let the blowing commence...

A dream to some, a nightmare to others.

Bears' coach did say LaFleur would be working at McDonald's soon. Nostradamus.

Missing the Crunchwrap Supreme... 🌮

This is badass! #StarTrek youtu.be/2yLkr8nK0Qg?...

If the class action suit pays out based on McRibs consumed, 2026 may be the year I retire. 🤟

They say you can't hear a picture.

New year, new you! 🤟 "Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." ~Leonard Sweet

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PSA...

Gary Bears gave it a heck of a try!

Pretty bad when you know exactly what the other team is going to do and who's going to get the ball but you still can't stop them. 😬

Neighbor's tree is out on the curb already. I didn't think anyone got done with Christmas faster than me. 🤣

Kids are up. Coffee's brewed. Pressing Play.

To all a good night...