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Welcome back to Riverdale! A new age of wonderment is upon us all! Tasting Notes Include: don’t worry the dog is fine! Bruce Willis, auras, Monkeybone, and Speed jokes. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We had a technical issue where The Actual Devil Who Is Real ate a bunch of our last recording so we have to record again. And of course Matt’s Mom deleted her notes. We’ll be back as soon as we can!

Matthew has watched all of Rivervale. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We recorded this latest episode in October and things sure felt different then. Please know that if you’re feeling a bunch of bad feelings so are we, and we love you.

Well pals, we made it. The Rivervale saga ends here. Tasting notes include: A great many hot takes on how this could have been better. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Oops, all Cheryls! Tasting notes include: math about years, comet juice, space weirdos, the perils of McCarthyism, overuse of the term ‘witch hunt’ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Mr. The Actual Devil has arrived in Rivervale. No one is freaked out about this at all. Tasting Notes Include: Jughead has never been and never will be a good writer, The Consecration of Pops, Perils of Uranium, Kevins Bad Suit podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Fancy School Horsies out here helping to feed people and we are thrilled those psychos finally did some good.

Y’all…. What the hell. Tasting notes includes toads, alternate realities, flapjacks, and gaslighting. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We all have internet again, and are back to bring you the season 5 finale of Charles Entertainment Whitlocks ‘Riverdale’. Tasting notes include: Minority Report, The Rise of the Serpents, subpar copper, and a revolving door to characters. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

This podcast, much like a wizard, arrives precisely on time. Tasting notes include: Why Is This Another Musical Episode?!!’ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Someone needs to answer for this.

Both @nerdsherpa.bsky.social and Matt’s vocal capacity are missing, but the show must go on! Tasting notes include: Rock The Dwayne Johnson, Elemental Magic, Yet Another Murder With No Repercussions, and Jughead really getting on my nerves. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We’re okay, not terrible!

Jim loves Band of Brothers and wouldn’t even let us complete the intro before he started talking about it. Tasting notes include: WWII, The Art Of Illusion, double fisting bees, falling off the wagon, and bad choices. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Matt’s Friend here. We’re taping the next episode tomorrow, which means very soon I will have to endure the episode of this television program likely to make me the most mad I’ve been in 5 years. To help keep me sane, the gang pre-approved me spending some time talking about a thing I love.

The Cats Are Back In Town! We have a Josie and the Pussycats episode! Josie is in town to chew gum and read everyone for filth, and she’s all out of gum! Tasting notes include: shrimp, sinkholes, little bitch pajamas, and Old Navy product placement podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Matt’s friend here, I have LOGGED ON to let you know next week’s episode is this season’s musical episode, which mercifully does not actually allow poor Kevin to sing. Unfortunately, Matt’s Mom and I do sing a lot more than usual. I’m sorry.

G’Day! It’s time for Bruiser Studs Down Under! Tasting notes include: Caves! Take your damn pills! More human rights violations! Rabies! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

It’s the mid-season recap! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

HA! I kill me! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

A day late and many dollars short, here’s an episode! Tasting notes include: our incandescent rage because we’re told that someone is ALIVE?!?! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

With no Punch Camp Archie is now operating a bachelor pad for guys who are cool and fine and good and fine. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Time for a completely unnecessary roast of Logan Lerman, and a deep fever dream from the writers room. Tasting notes include: slave labor, bringing back Zooted, unobtanium, a mass warehouse exodus, and genetics. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

The Super Bowl could never

Happy birthday to @mattybsads.bsky.social please enjoy this recording wherein he misheard a key word for about an hour. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Time for a complete disregard of: the fair labor standards act, food safety standards, title 18, and common sense! Tasting notes include the many looks of Stallone in 1984. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We’ll have an episode out tomorrow for you! In the meantime may all your mothmen be sexy.

We’re taping tomorrow, so there’s been a momentary uptick in the group chat, and here’s the highlight, indicative of the CURSE Matt’s mom and I must constantly bear for the days between when we watch, and when we vent our spleens into microphones for your enjoyment.

Happy Holidays! Matt joins us from inside a tin can for this episode. Tasting notes include: Emperors New Groove, Local Cryptids, Product Placement, Jughead being The Worst™️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Guys, Amazon deforestation is down 50% this year! It's worth saying twice: Amazon deforestation is down 50% this year!!!!!!! 2023 was also the best year ever for reforestation and carbon reduction! We're doing it! We're really doing it! #ShareGoodNewsToo

Once you cronch, you can’t squanch

The gang isn’t gonna let ‘laws’ or ‘rules’ stop them from molding the youth of Riverdale! Tasting notes include: Zoom Juice, Veronica’s last name, casual boning, the Egyptian mythos, other movie reviews. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

There’s so much I struggle to remember, and then there’s the haunted doll that Riverdale wouldn’t let die.

We’re back!! It’s now 7 years in the future but no one in the writers room did math about it. Tasting notes include: weird merch, missed references, middle school math games. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

I'll Die On This Hill Time: Teenagers are still children, no matter what Riverdale and other modern media might suggest. If a 6'3" kid comes to your door with a mustache and is costumed and polite, they deserve candy and kindness just as much as the kindergartners do.

A spoooooky surprise! This one is out early but the next one will be late. Join us as we review how much we didn’t like the 2nd half of season 4. Tasting Notes Include: surfer Jughead, bad predictions, oh right THAT happened, and bad Boston Accents. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

These 26 year old seniors finally graduated and we couldn’t be happier! Tasting notes include: a continues exodus of supporting characters, warehouse escapes, the sheriff situation, armed forces coercion, and a bunch of pesky kids. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

We’re getting so close to watching these 30 year old seniors graduate high school! Tasting Notes include: Betty’s callus disregard for the sanctity of human life, haunted brains, scene chewing, Dexter spoilers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Called out

New episode! Join us for the incredibly poorly named episode Climax. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...