It might not be his but he was there

People who still believe the deep state is real also believe: - hoarding guns will protect you from the government - moon landing was faked - 2020 election was stolen - the female “orgasm” isn’t a thing - pee is stored in the balls

At this point she should probably move to compound in Idaho and spend her days reloading ammunition while her “kid” gets a fine quality homeschool education using brilliant political science texts from Charlie Kirk and history books by Bill O’Reilly.

You can tell how bad a person when they travel by two things: 1). How they act in a hotel room. 2). How they let their kids act in a hotel room.

I’ve been resisting it for years but Tasters Choice makes decent coffee.

Is it because I’m trapped or is Busch light really an $8 beer?

When someone takes a dump in the lazy river at the Kalahari, thy allow cleansing wave action to purify the water.

Photo of where you’re at mentally.

Kids currently not meeting the standard.

For the last 10 years I’ve dragged a tree in and out of our front door through a narrow opening to get it to the room. This year it was super dry and I wondered how much damage I was going to do to our newly papered dinging room. I realized that the tree had always been right next to a door.

Do I need an obelisk? No. Do I want an obelisk? Yes. Is it probably stolen from a cemetery? Also Yes

For some reason this holiday we didn’t get cards out in time nor did we hang them up like we usually do. It was just too busy this year. Me, after my wife handed me the pile.

A few weeks ago, college football players were declaring for the NFL draft or transferring. Sara has now officially entered the portal.

The devils advocate has completely taken over good ole SNAFUSara.

I haven’t read anything this unhinged in a while - from A GRANDMOTHER. lol

The transition from trash to shitty person is now complete.

Why is it ever acceptable to have giant cockroaches in the bathroom? “Hey, did you see that giant cockroach in the bathroom?!!” 🤷‍♂️ Not ok.

If it weren’t for norovirus, crowded buffets, and frankly people, I’d probably be on this right now.

If you need a laugh for today, LinkedIn will always provide it.

Cc: @8stringandsushi.bsky.social “National treasure”

Frightening

Starting the year out right.

Woof. This guy just screams asshole. And his clothes don’t fit.

I guess it’s better to have people like her OUTSIDE the military than INSIDE

Apparently I completely missed this one. Good luck with retention. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Everything is still and quiet. Back to real life today.

My 9 and 11 yo were playing in the snow fort and the 9 yo comes running to the cabin saying he pooped his pants and he took it out with his hand and his brother buried it in a snow drift. All in -15 windchill. This is 2026.

In a boomer dad’s DVD collection? There is a 100% chance these don’t contain sports.

Well, this wraps up my GMTs for the year.

Getting at least a token run in on Jan 1, of course. -15 be dammed!

Happy New Year! Fire, coffee, snow, silence, -15 degree windchill. Perfect.

Gitche Gumee is cold and spicy.

I’m sure this will go over well.

This is either a Daily Show bit or this is an example of what incels look like when they grow up.

One would think vacationing in an area with 136 permanent residents, who rely solely on tourism at the literal end of the road on a peninsula, to be glamorous but doing dishes in a bathroom sink is pretty tedious.

When at the lodge, you do lodge things.

What a difference 12 hours and 60 mph gusts can make.

Had a bit of drifting at the cabin.

A cozy calm settling throughout the land.

What people are missing about this stupid post is who the fuck would want marble armrests? Seems like it would be hard an cold. Is this a mausoleum or a theater?

There isn’t one fucking thing on this list that is really an “accomplishment”. The DOD is run by complete losers.

“The sports watch of the 80s” In Philadelphia it’s worth 50 bucks.

Literally the greatest Christmas story ever told.

Is there still a special location she goes to breed or is that now done at home?

“Six AM (Central), day after Christmas….”

We didn’t get in time to order crackers this year so my son wants to give everyone 1990s hockey stickers for everyone to open and recite what’s on the cards.

Just when I thought it was safe to see what was going on.

The journey begins

Merry Christmas from the vintage Avon Uncle Sam pipe.