Stupidity and dumb opinions reign supreme on LinkedIn.

In Toronto. Watching a game in Toronto. Played by Panama and Croatia. What a country!

It’s Canada Time

Space X losing share value?

Thank God the local police don’t know about Bluesky.

“PEROXIDE, BRING THE FUCKING PEROXIDE!!!”

Who actually is their demographic? Good luck keeping membership at a sustainable level after the “Gulf and Cold War Vets” are dead.

We’re hoping either intellectuals or people obsessed by color and everything looking the same are in the market for these.

What are you taking for $0.50?

It’s that kind of day.

We used to be a proper Navy

Just what you want 300 ft below the ocean is someone who can’t follow directions. And is probably infected with something.

It’s possible to be affluent, but really stupid. Listening to a couple with their kids at a splash pool. Both overly tanned, well off, clueless, slurring Illinois/Wisconsin accents, frat/sorority, probably in finance. But very very loud, ridiculous people.

Being my wife’s kids, they absolutely hated it. “Chemical cheese?!!”

Feeding the kids when mom is out of the country

It me

I really don’t know who this is but it’s actually really funny.

Well, LinkedIn is putting the last nail in my coffin. Ffs

We’ll just start the week off right by deleting my profile on LinkedIn

Real players know “1 pack/1 sandwich”

Thanks, LinkedIn. If the president isn’t in low single digits I’ll eat my own hair.

Conference snack meat pile.

Schaumburg (Illinois)Renaissance Hotel, I wasn’t aware of your game

The perfect LinkedIn take does not exis……

It is literally time to disconnect LinkedIn from the internet.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

I don’t know what this business is but I’m thinking I don’t want it.

Jfc

There is no reason to do this other than to get attention. Just show up at the airport and get some hugs from your family like everyone else.

Happy Blue Cheese Sunday.

If they aren’t serving panko at your local Subway, is it even worth going??

I’m sorry but short sleeve sweatshirts are for losers.

Every one of those service members should be immediately put on doxycycline.

God could we make this into a Cameo situation where he’ll literally say anything for $8?

Guns on base and no mandatory flu vaccine. I’ll bet stopping mandatory motorcycle training is next. The Pete fReeDOm WaRrIOR Death Cult™️ is gaining steam.

I am convinced that 3 full days of advanced scout leader training was just an excuse to get the floor fully mopped.

We’re here today at the Aramark Culinary Innovation Center where we will learn more about how to provide bland, uninspired meals to employees trapped in dismal business parks all over North America.

Hittin’ lil kingfisher and some samosa chaat

Hey mate, I don’t think that’s how this works.

Solid thread on the Titanic on the 114th anniversary of its sinking.

LinkedIn: the grift that keeps on giving

Big “Sir, this is a Wendy’s vibe”

The best pinewood derby car might take no effort at all.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who fills the kettle through the small hole.

Recently, I applied for a city board position. During the interview I was asked for an example of how I sustained or grew an initiative for long term project. I discussed how I’ve nurtured a disposable poinsettia I bought for Christmas 5 years ago.

Wow this is insightful. 😵‍💫 (I hate the fact I’m linked to someone who thought this was a good post. RIP our connection).

Damn, Kai.

I’m sorry but now I’ve got Billy Ocean stuck in my head.

I wish our SECDEF didn’t suck enough that that Iranians could make some sick ass LEGO movie propaganda about him.