Do you know how hard it is for undocumented immigrants to buy a house? Really f*cking hard. They can't get federally backed loans, they often don't have established credit because they pay for things in cash, and they would need to have money for down payments. F*ck this guy. #eatingcats-eatingdogs

Round 2! #northernlights

Northern Lights visible in Minneapolis! #NorthernLights

The Bluesky government accounts want unhinged engagement with their accounts to screenshot and provide to Fox News to justify their authoritarianism and I’m not going to do their work for them it’s my day off.

@bravoandy.bsky.social can you ask Bridget Everett if any other networks have approached to revive Somebody Somewhere. I hope, hope, hope the answer is yes. We all ove that show. Also ask her to bring her show to Minneapolis! #wwhl

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.

Why can't Walgreens be suffiently staffed. You have 3 registers; why not 3 staff using them from 2pm to 8pm. W.T.F. #WalgreensSucks

@frontierairlines.bsky.social I book a 10 am flight in May and reassign me to a 6:45 am flight and won't even give me a free checked bag? You didn't even send a courtesy email that my flight had become 3 hrs earlier? #terrible_service

Congratulations to all of you who voted for Trump to support the Palestinian state. How is that working out. I'm sure Kamala wouldn't be "voluntarily relocating" all of the Palestinians.

awwww yeah (This entire thread is a freaking delight btw)

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

Today's harvest

Agree?

Rainbow!

First tomato harvest of the year. #gardening #gardenersofbluesky

We’ve talked about “Alligator Alcatraz” before. Here are more details. Starting the first week of July, when South Florida’s heat index regularly hits 100°F, they plan to detain up to 5,000 people in tents. No A/C. No real shelter. Just suffocating heat, choking humidity, and swarms of mosquitoes.

A real POTUS consoling the Hortman family. 😭😭😭😭

It must have been fate that brought this Humans of New York post ond the dat of @wedge.live's cat tour. #cats www.facebook.com/share/1Bkvw8...

hope google AI starts using this as the first search result lol

Minnesota suspect gave wife 'bailout plan,' according to affidavit https://twp.ai/4iofNr

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

#Obama had really well tailored suits. Remember when this tan one causes a bruhaha?

#NoKings Minnesota

Taking Wegovy is the strangest thing. I don't know how 2 hard boiled eggs, some pickles, and a handful of strawberries make you feel so full. Breakfast is coffee and a banana.

This boss baby officially found her forever home! #dogsky #SweetPea #IwillMissHer

This is literally the best thing I have read since Shapiro's self-own.

Let's go Pups! #timberwolves

covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power

Can we help the family move this woman so her body can move on? This is horrible.

Sweet Pea is all tuckered out! #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #fosterpup

These announcers are jonesing for the Warriers to win. #GoWolves

Yep. We have to call the ethics officer for a determination of what to do when a greatful client sends us a small thank you, like a fruit basket.

Pope Ditka the First was his first choice, but settled for Leo.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

My foster pup Sweet Pea! ❤️❤️❤️

Turn you head and cough.

I had a dream where I yelled at someone I was arguing with "you're just a discount Paige Desorbo." WTF was that about?

Cleaned my house today. It was starting to smell like a dog daycare.

Why do Americans who "need" lots of space move to Europe? It is my question on every single episode of House Hunters International. #HouseHuntersInternational #StupidAmericans

Worst celebrity sex tape of all time

Why do retirees need to run errands at noon? They have the whole darn day to do whatever they want. Those who work don't have that flexibility. Ahhhhh.

This girl came to live with me two years ago today. Happy adoption day Baby Girl Iris. ❤️❤️❤️

pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

I finished with no mistakes and no Google! Wew hew!