A blue iPhone btw. I have a blue iPad Air M4, a blue MacBook Air M4, and an orange iPhone 17 Pro Max.

Genuinely thinking about getting a second iPhone, like a 17 or 17e, just to have so I can be on Grindr without closing the app and play candy crush more.

Like screen quality is insane. But I’m gonna wait til the IPad Pro M6 is out.

I love my iPad Air but I want an IPad Pro.

I’m proud to say I’m a man with an ~actual~ fat ass. 🥰

Snififies won’t let me have either of these pictures on my profile because of the words on my shirt. Wtf. 🙄🙄😤

I’m proud to say I’m a man with an ~actual~ fat ass. 🥰

Keeps getting bigger and bigger. 🥰

Keeps getting bigger and bigger. 🥰

Sucks that I gotta wait until 7 PM to wash clothes. That or I drive up the electricity bill by washing clothes with 3 ACs, the tvs, lights on… Fuck PG&E.

Last 🍑 post before I log off for a bit…

I need a MacBook with a terabyte. My MacBook Air’s 500 GB storage is already halfway full. 😭😭

My ass looks so plump here. Who agrees? 😘😘

Last 🍑 post before I log off for a bit…

Here’s a clearer photo of this angle of my 🍑

Here’s a clearer photo of this angle of my 🍑

My ass looks so plump here. Who agrees? 😘😘

I haven’t posted any 🍑 media in a few months, so here’s this. 😘😘

I haven’t posted any 🍑 media in a few months, so here’s this. 😘😘

Why I like my iPad Air: -12 GB Ram -1 TB of Storage -Lasts 6-7 hours on on low-power mode -Beast mode with Apple Pencil -Keyboard attachment w/folio turns it into portable, light computer -Great for playing solitaire, scrolling on Twitter -Is my the color blue, my fave color

I love my IPad Air M4 more than I do my iPhone 17 Pro Max.

This semester was a smashing success for my first semester returning since I graduated from my junior college in 2021. A note on one of the classes: I could have gotten an A in History 107 but I got a C on that paper for argument clarity and that messed up my grade.

This semester was a smashing success for my first semester returning since I graduated from my junior college in 2021. A note on one of the classes: I could have gotten an A in History 107 but I got a C on that paper for argument clarity and that messed up my grade.

For this test, I had to define 5 historical IDs, write an essay response comparing two popular resistance movements, and do primary source response in under 2 hour. Talk about mental brutality. 😭😭

For this test, I had to define 5 historical IDs, write an essay response comparing two popular resistance movements, and do primary source response in under 2 hour. Talk about mental brutality. 😭😭

Idk how I passed this final but I did it. 🥰🥰🥰 #HISTORYMAJOR

Idk how I passed this final but I did it. 🥰🥰🥰 #HISTORYMAJOR

Sometimes I drive and there are drivers at STOP & YIELD signs who go forward even when there’s oncoming traffic. Today I almost—ALMOST, I SAY—crashed because of one of those asshole drivers, but I’m okay and so is the car because I was following the speed limit and slowed down.

I just wrote 7 pages for a novel response in less than 36 hours. I’m burnt out.

Pics taken using selfie mode and the bathroom sink. 😘

Pics taken using selfie mode and the bathroom sink. 😘

Writing two HUGE 6-pager essays for my English history class to 1485.

Writing two HUGE 6-pager essays for my English history class to 1485.

Almost hooked up with this homeless guy in Fresno. Dodged a bullet there lol

I had to make the hard decision to put him down at the dog pound. 🙁

Does the Grindr benefit from having from having so many bots on its platform?

It’s crazy how the Tap feature on Grindr was once good but now bots abuse it to spam my account…

Lately I’ve been in a mood to wear jockstraps more than thongs. 🥰

Started Playing with a Massager and it got a Little out of Hand. Happy #fcf to All of You Sexy Followers of mine❤️ #bwc #nsfw #cum #cumshot #moaning #fdf #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday #gay #bi #pansexual #pov #tummy

Lately I’ve been in a mood to wear jockstraps more than thongs. 🥰

This is my favorite angle ngl. 😅😅

This is my favorite angle ngl. 😅😅

Golden jockstrap 🥇🏆👑

Public restroom shenanigans 😈

Public restroom shenanigans 😈

Golden jockstrap 🥇🏆👑

Driving without my glasses is horrible. Don’t try it if you got bad vision.

Yesterday I took this DL dad’s dick at his house while he was babysitting. Then before history class, I sucked a guy in the all-gender bathroom. And then I got two dicks at the park at night from two soccer players. 🥰🥰

I want an iPad Pro but I already bought an iPad Air M3 on sale Amazon. I’m so greedy. I want the whole world. 😭😭

I use my iPad Air M3 more than I use my MacBook M4.The only thing I use my MacBook for is Microsoft Word. Other than that it’s too complicated to use.