Happy Star Wars day.

Because #WatfordFC are so shite, I have decided to become a glory hunter and support Arsenal for the rest of the season. Up the Gunners.

Normal service resumed. What an absolutely forgettable season. #WatfordFC

They could have at least cut the bloody grass. It looks like they are standing in a field. #HRH

Soon. #Watfordfc

Incredible race at the London Marathon. Under two hours for the 26 miles is simply amazing. Lucky for them that I strained a buttock yesterday doing gardening or I could have been quicker.

I didn't even realise we were playing and glad I missed it. #Watfordfc

We are all Wolves today. #Spudsgoingdown

Deja vu. #Watfordfc

Robot lawnmower purchased. What could possibly go wrong?

Incoming. #Watfordfc

Bollocks again. #Watfordfc

Bollocks. #Watfordfc

Congratulations to Hungary for your election. America, that's how you do it.

TACO Trump CUNT.

Quite honestly America, what did you expect?

Just to remind everyone.

My neighbours are Leicester City season ticket holders and have been avoiding me this week. #Watfordfc

Could we? #Watfordfc

WTF was that??? #Watfordfc

Should be 0:3 up if we could hit a barn door. #Watfordfc

I've just watched the "tackle" on Bola, could have broken his leg. Did anyone else see the SWFC player push Ed Still in the aftermath? #Watfordfc

The only positive from tonight is that I'm home already. #Watfordfc

Thank fuck for that! #Watfordfc

Of course it's now raining. #Watfordfc

Bollocks. #Watfordfc

Changes required. #Watfordfc

Fifteen minutes to kick off and the ground is empty. Good showing from the Traveling Horns though. #Watfordfc

You 'orns! #Watfordfc

Any other Blue sky #Watfordfc going tonight? My first away game for at least two years due to work and location. #COYH

Sheffield Wednesday approaching the record for games without a win. #Watfordfc enters the chat.

Tickets purchased for Sheffield Wednesday away next Tuesday. #Watfordfc

Never been more appropriate.

The real reason.

Balls. #Watfordfc

One of those nights. We came up against a well organised team and, once again, we failed to create and struggled in the final third. #Watfordfc

We are missing Maamma on the Left. #Watfordfc

Plenty of fouls in this game so far. #Watfordfc

This is a thrashing. #SixNations

HMS Pisstheleague suffering with buoyancy issues. #Watfordfc

The new era is going well. #Watfordfc

It would be good if Bove can get fifteen minutes today. #Watfordfc

What the actual fuck? #Watfordfc

Players looking tired, get all the subs on. #Watfordfc

Bollocks. #Watfordfc

Changes required. #Watfordfc