Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴

Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?

Arc Raiders Solos Vs teams

Bark

Got a taste 😋

They really need to patch this out.

I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships. Our sessions have been extended.

Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants

Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽

I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.

Good morning Elden Lords.

Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?

Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺

Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍

Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product. Me, 3 hours later:

Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair

Only play wugby for the clout

*boing*

POV: you’re my spreadsheet I’ve been staring at for 40 minutes with minimal progress.

If you’re missing your hairline I’m missing my undies that’s just how it is

Expedition 33 is *incredible*. Don’t even try to suck my dick when I’m playing, IM LOCKED IN. It can wait.

That sailor came from the moon

The summer of 2023 I had two boyfriends (consensually). One of them showed me Buffy/Angel. The either showed me Vampire Dairies. Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.

I just realized my ms Teams pic at my real life job is me wearing a backpack harness over a button up. (I forgot i was wearing it)

Do you think i can cosplay as Nanami?

The way i need to get “no slaw, extra toast” tattooed on my body

Omg it broke 70 in Chicago. My brain chemistry is shifting. 🥳

When it’s 3am and i can’t sleep, I think about @windycitygoober.bsky.social and the fun we have. 🥵 It always gets a load out.

Happy Monday 😊

It’s snowing outside but it’s spring under this roof.

I’ve gotten nothing done today

If anyone is at TBRU and plans to watch Severance, plz let me know. I’ll suck you off AFTER.

Happy Valentine’s Day. 🥰 Im single and my balls are full. 😇

Can I breed you while we catch up on Severance? 🙂

Omfg I’m about to blow my load. 💦

Not my fav pair of undies but they support the bounce.

What does it mean if a boy comes over *for the first time* and pissed with the door open?

My shirt has a bear on it

It’s a white Christmas 🤭🎄

This wasn’t here the last time i visited. Mmmm seems targeted.

Good morning ☀️

Dragons Dogma 2 is a very special game 🥵

It’s winter, i get to pull out my favorite blanket 😴

POV I’m sick, ready for a nap but you’re in my fucking spot 👿

They fit well and smell great.

This game will be the death of me.

I might have a thing for dragons.