If I had a nickel for every time I was working at a hotel and a cyute girl called me cyute or honey, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy that it’s happened twice now I also need to bite something bcs hmnmnmnmfgcsh

"𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕣𝕪, 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕝, 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕡, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠."

Seeing a cute Au Ra pop up on my feed & wanting to see if it’s the main lizard or not with the cute tail & making the decision to go through the media tab only to be like “sir, please, I’m just trying to see your tail, not your cock n balls. Yes they’re nice but I want to see that tail”

"𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙..." 💫Starring @cosmicrainfire.bsky.social ✨

"ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠 𝕚𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟~"

Discord actively crashing itself every time I try to open it on my laptop is fucking crazy Useless piece of shit with even more useless & unnecessary shit

"ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝."

"𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥..." Forever in love with their relationship, tbh

🔥₹˝ｬʓ₹˝ｬʓ💧

"ℕ𝕠 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕪, 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕨𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕠?"

Doomscrolling houses & apartments in the town where my job is just so maybe I can just move out there & take advantage of the public transport that I can’t take advantage of where I currently live

Yes I’m excited for the new Tomodachi Life but also the last time I played I made a set of siblings & their partners but the youngest wanted nothing to do with their partner & wanted to hook up with their bro multiple times

Squinting at the Uber app as it asks me to take a picture of my id for user verification purposes like: “I think absolutely the fawk nawt motherfucker”

Before (from when I gave up tank like 2+ yrs ago) & after I fixed it up after awkwardly doing an alliance raid lol If anyone has an tips or suggestions on where to put stuff I’d appreciate it bcs I’m a button hitting & a button clicker & stuff is a lil awkward as I get back into the swing of tank

🔞描いた🔞🔥💧

🔞🔥💧🔞温度差兄弟 弟✖️兄 必要そうな人を見かけたので…ぽいピクの再掲

温度差兄弟でふぉるめ 変身後よすぎる

🔥💧

Hearmeout dot jpg 🔥💧 #ffxiv #arcadion #theXtreme

WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING CATAPULTED BACK INTO HIS CROTCH ??? IT’S NAWT DICK SUCKING O CLOCK RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS LITERALLY DIDNT SPAWN LIKE THIS

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Playing barbies but only to figure out how two stabby horn MaleRa can cuddle without stabbing each other in any unfortunate places

Getting back on this & tweaking it a lil bit while I wait to clock in: -They’re a music based fighter whose weapon is a glorified guitar -Pidge actually has good relationships between Honey & Dancing Green. The fans think they have CRAZY beef tho bcs of how the act in the ring & during interviews

Let him bring it home... 😔 #ffxiv #ff14

- A Fire's Heart - #Naraposting

ACC: Heavyweight Tier

Forever haunted by the fact that for a backerkit campaign that I was really excited to support, I found out about 2 weeks afterwards that the creator had used A-I for the plushies, keychains, & pins’ designs so I cancelled my pledge then a few days AFTER that the creator emailed me asking me to help

伸びた髪すき

I was inspired by the hot new Summer Jam™️ 🏄🏖️ #ffxiv #dawntrail #arcadion #patch7.4 #thextremes

life's tough when you don't get picked as internet sex symbol of the month

More deep blue art before reset #FF14 #ffxivart

Guys, the dude called me again & left a voice message accusing me of stealing something from him even tho I genuinely have no idea who this could be I didn’t block the number bcs I just assumed it’d be a one off thing after he realized he called the wrong number but I guess I’m wrong

HUSBANDS ON DA BEACH ! I’m like so genuinely proud of how the tails turned out 👉👈 Also, Dayir belongs to ever amazing: @jaxstormcloud.bsky.social

bros 🔥💦❤️💙 #ffxiv

HUSBANDS ON DA BEACH ! I’m like so genuinely proud of how the tails turned out 👉👈 Also, Dayir belongs to ever amazing: @jaxstormcloud.bsky.social

hector i forgive you for any fucked up strats you pick this shit is SO funny

WHADAYA MEAN I HAVE TO ADULT BEFORE J GET TO PLAY BARBIES ÒnÓ

ディープブルー君のセキュリティがばがば漫画です この後強化された新パスワード【117351】も弟者に却下されているところまで妄想

love these guys #ff14

I'm convinced this is a canon occurrence #Naraposting

okay

I’ve been playing lots of Pokémon Z-A & I just got to meeting Jacinthe and oh twelve, it’s like looking at a poisonous frog You just KNOW she’s gonna fuck you up

brooooOOooo.... #ffxiv #ff14

Let it be known that my friend has given me their bones & o should, hopefully, be getting the spoons to gpose some stuff here now that I have today & tomorrow off

よく見たらとんでもねぇデザインの水着履いてるやんという絵 大変な事態でディープブルー君を描きすぎてしまう

去年は新たな出会い、エクストリームズ兄ｘ弟もありがとうFF14 ポニっておきました。

(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ #FF14 #FF14イラスト #FFXIVART #FFXIV #arcadion