Grumbling to himself and trying to squeeze into his uniform.

He’s got about $70 hidden in his cleavage.

/ he’d definitely be curious

/ consensually letting him drink your blood? Or eat you a little bit??? 👁️👁️

He’s enjoying it.

What’s to fear about that?

Do not be nervous.

“I think I’d be better off as someone’s wife than a mercenary these days.”

People don’t get to see him with his shirt off often, he’s a little insecure, but he hears it’s…a memorable view.

People don’t get to see him with his shirt off often, he’s a little insecure, but he hears it’s…a memorable view.

Oh…alright, he’s officially curious.

Ack-! [ taken by surprise. ]

“I do not think I should undertake stealth missions any longer. There are too many spaces that I…cannot fit into. For reasons.”

What?

Do not call me that. I don’t want it.

Don’t call me that.

I do, as a matter of fact.

Approach carefully or he’ll ride you into a crater.

𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒖𝒑𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕. 𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘. 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏. ♦️ 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 & 𝘚𝘍𝘞 (𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯). ♦️ 𝘋&𝘋 𝘖𝘊. ♦️ 𝘋𝘔𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 (𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘖𝘖𝘊).

He likes that.

“I’m too old for this…”

“It’s too hot…”

Biting the reader. He enjoys biting things.

♛— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 . . . 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐙𝐀𝐈. —♛ [ 𝙀𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 | 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝘿𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 | 𝙈𝙑/𝙈𝙎 | 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 | ♡/↺ ]

He might be a cannibalistic serial killer, but hey, at least he looks good.

Very stretchy and forgiving material, let’s just put it like that. I’ve given up on ‘flattering’ and just go for anything with coverage.

It certainly isn’t easy, but it is possible.

“So talking about eating each other out is fine but when I actually eat someone, it’s a problem. Hm.”

𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬.

People stare and he can’t figure out why.

He wants to be drunk and possibly impregnated-

/ a little scale of progress of how I’ve drawn Arkady’s body over time ong what happened-

He wants to be drunk and possibly impregnated-

/ I draw this man CHUNKY

We have a good time over on tumblr and I am very normal about ppl liking my art- #art #fanart #marvel #omegared

Get him food.

He’s quite a bit bigger than most people.

⚠️ FAKE EVERYTHING⚠️ Omega Red as Leatherface - a crossover (that also works as a ‘what if Arkady stayed in Russia’ AU) that I did soley to reward myself for surviving midterms. #art #fanart #horror #marvel #omegared

He’s exhausted.

“My outfits are awful, I’m ugly as sin, I can’t read very well and I haven’t paid tax in decades, but at least I have nice hair.”

/ yall are so mean

Grouchy and hormonal ✌️

Romantic musings. #SeductiveSunday #NSFWRP #LewdRP

You can grab his chest if you want to, just to prove that it’s all real.

Romantic musings. #SeductiveSunday #NSFWRP #LewdRP

/ genuinely confused why most of yall follow me

“Unfortunately I think I may be becoming used to this…

A nickname he keeps running into people calling him is ‘Big Red’. He doesn’t know why.

Bet I could fit both.