His tits bounce when he runs.

“…what the fuck did I just witness?”

“I think I’m at my happiest when I’m drunk.”

“Yearn for me? Surely that’s something only a crazy person would do.”

“First question, how many blondes do you know and why am I your favourite?”

He hungers.

Painting his nails.

Putting egg in vodka. It tastes good.

They might just be here all day at this rate.

Growls. Biting again. Not going to let up.

Taking his shirt off.

“I know it’s tight. Shut up.”

“I know it’s tight. Shut up.”

Being seven foot has disadvantages like hitting his head on every single doorframe and advantages like having a fat ass.

Not really, but he likes the texture.

Don’t ask him to make coffee. He’ll put raw eggs in it.

“I shall not.”

“You’re very small.”

Mutant biology is weird. This is his way of giving partners an informal warning to not be shocked if he hits them up nine months after a one night stand for child support.

/ drew Arkady from the back 👌

“𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩.” #LEWDRP #NSFWRP #RPSKY 「 ᴩᴀɴꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ. ʜɪɢʜʟy ʟᴇᴡᴅ. ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ. ᴍɪɴᴏʀ ᴍᴜɴꜱ/ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴅɴɪ. 」

“I should hope so. I am concerned otherwise.”

/ drew Arkady from the back 👌

Do not perceive him.

It isn’t working.

/ yeah im moving over here lol im not listening to a boiled chicken and his third reich boytoy bot anymore

Bites the reader with love.

“This is ridiculous.”

“…it occurs to me that you may not be discussing actual mountains.”

Doing push-ups and leaving sweaty boob prints on the floor.

“Well…I suppose it would be alright.”

“The latter.”

“The view? I did not notice it.”

Play with his hair and he’ll purr.

Men who get you pregnant and then rub your belly every morning to remind you that its theirs

Nothing like waking up from a hangover with no idea where you are.

“Liquid.”

“Okay, I’m ready.”

“…there is a good reason.”

“I don’t have enough friends. I think my chest intimidates people.”

He’s leaning. A little tired.

/ yes i draw this man with absolutely huge tits it’s canon and what of it

This is what his community service sentence currently looks like. “Get in line. I’ve got all night.”

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Holding a drink between his boobs. It’s more convenient.

He concealed himself in the snow. For a surprise.

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“I don’t understand you younger ones and the things you like but…I suppose I’m flattered.”

Leaning forward, his cleavage showing.

“It’s rude.”