Gregory, I'm trying to reach your location but the clap of my Faz-cheeks™ keep alerting the security guard

If my life flashes before my eyes does that mean I'll get spoilers?

Is fuckin rat dinner

Rat wishes it could appreciate flowers but every single one just smells like fancy plant No can tell difference only fancy smell

Go watch foppy :3

WHY ARE THERE MOSQUITOES IT'S LATE NKVEMBER FUCK OFF ALREADY Thank you :3

Hey Bluesky? Yeah just wondering... Uh... Why the fuck are you suddenly showing me sc*t fetish art in my discover tab?

Politely lad

*menacing music*

Hey to the random people who keep following me: *what* *who are you want do you want*

Since I'm a queer rat... Does that makes me... A squeer?

Oh hey an anime I love :3 (Post one you love maybe if you want)

Whispering eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension into my deaf friend's ear to see if they go mad

The world may enjoy Fairat

Dog park? I didn't know dog drive. *canned laughtrack*

The legendary Frosted Large Wheat

I just feel that people might wanna see him

Whoa hey neat fox doing funny plant things

HEY LOOK COOL FOX STREAM

Come join! There will be much goobery!

Him name is Sonar :3

*walk into a room and sees horrors beyond comprehension* "Omg I *love* what you've done with the place!"

Rat rock rat rock rat rock RAT ROCK RAT ROCK RAT ROOOOOOOOOOCK

Welcome to the month of pride I think being born during it was probably foreshadowing or something for me

Yeah I'm awake Got a problem? Know what I'm gonna do about it? Yeah that's right, motherfucker I'm gonna pass tf out Thank you for reading this honestly didn't think anyone would make it this far have a nice day :3

*Loudly judges you*

Speaking of "ride on shooting star" :3

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* (But more positive this time)

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

*does a sick backflip but where nobody can see it*

The skrunglies :3

I greatly concur :3

Another cool fop you should support ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ👍

Hey this is a pretty cool fop you should follow :3

Omg goobers

Made table :3

I seem to be fairly spread out

Adding crushed up takis to leftover creamy chicken pasta cuz I'm feelin all gourmet n shit

What's that? Oh I was just washing down my anxiety meds with TODAY'S SPONSOR GAMER SUPPS

MY SISTER GOT ME RAT ART IT'S BY WAFFLES I'M SO HAPPY

Goobus

If you set the thermostat indoors to be same same temperature as outside... Does that make nature room temperature?

Being in love is a hell of a drug :3

Why did it only just process in my brain that it's already March

People think I love camping 'cause I'm constantly pitching tents

This gooberous critter

Ever notice how "ping pong" is just the name of a game but "pong ping" sounds like it might be just a little racist?

Goobacious critters

Been awake for half an hour and only just remembered that I had a dream that a friend asked if anyone wanted to get burritos with them but now I know it wasn't real and I don't get to have burritos with my friend :(

What if I drained you of your life essence using my vampiric powers until you are merely skin and bone? Haha jk unless?