*we marched in the biggest protest ever. *we voted in a blue wave. *the polls showed public blamed MAGA *courts handed MAGA a week of losses *we called and wrote our representatives. WE MADE A TREMENDOUS EFFORT TO MAKE A TREMENDOUS NOISE. OUR “REPRESENTATIVES” IGNORED IT. SHAME ON DEMOCRATS.

MIKE JOHNSON, Pssst: You are in charge. You have chosen to find out the hard way. Next week Americans will be HUNGRY FOR FOOD In two weeks, Americans will be HUNGRY FOR JUSTICE I love that for you.

I decided to boycott CBS. I checked the schedule. Apparently, I’ve been boycotting CBS for years. Someone watches this shit?

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

Happy Pride

I’m a fourth-generation American. I love the U.S.A. But I will never see it the same way. Why would we expect other nations too. This is the proverbial squeezed toothpaste.

We’re literally giving money to “compensate” traitors—money that we stole from sick children. Not feeling very proud.

Can’t we sell off Chuck Schumer for parts?

Elon Musk’s collapse is the only thing he ever engineered himself. Let’s get the other 29 percent!

Would love to see J.D. Vance’s face (and only his face) when he finds this at the mall.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

At this point, Chuck Schumer might just die in Dick Durbin’s sleep. The Senate is not a convalescent home. Term limits! Age limits! No more living-dead weight.

Why should the right-wing have all the conspiracies. Here’s one for the Dems. Is Chuck Schumer on the take or is it simply a Weekend at Bernie’s thing? Either way, bury him. We need a leader.

PETE HEGSETH’S SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS

Hey, Big Pharma, I bet if we woke up Dick Durbin long enough to give blood, you could extract a replacement for Ambien.

Shhhhh! Be very, very quiet. The senators are sleeping.

PRIMARY THE SPINELESS 10. Dick Durbin, sit down!

AOC must primary the out-of-touch Schumer. He can’t meet the moment. FIGHT FOR US! #schumer #aoc #fight

Who the hell is Schumer representing at this point. Primary him. He’s done more for MAGA than Ted Cruz

Self owned

You win some. You Newsome.

I had to bring this here because it’s so good

Dems may be woke, but are they awake? DO SOMETHING

Chuck Schumer, do something! I’ve seen more active tombstones!

I see CHERYL HINES in a different light. It’s not flattering.

UPDATE: The charges against her have been dropped “in the interest of justice” (she bit one of the brownshirts that assaulted her) and the private security firm has lost their license to operate. I hope she sues them into oblivion.

The settlement here will not be for a trivial amount

How soon until the ridiculous GOP congressmen just stop holding town hall meetings? Criminal cowardice. #congress #stopTrump #resist

At this point, you’re more likely to see Vivian Vance at the White House than J.D. Vance #stopTrump #resist

Most dangerous convalescent home in the world.

Resistance used to be futile. Now resistance is SENILE. Dems in Congress are too old. Grace Napolitano, 87 Bill Pascrell, 86 Maxine Waters, 85 Steny Hoyer, 84 Anna Eshoo, 84 Nancy Pelosi, 83 Bernie Sanders, 83 James Clyburn, 83 Frederica Wilson, 83 Danny Davis, 83 Dick Durbin, 80 …and on…

In an especially vigorous morning, Chuck Schumer was able to get his heart rate up to 7 beats per minute. Charisma remains at 0. #replaceSchumer #termlimits #DeadEndDems #resistance

If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.

American planes are crashing almost every day and the Secretary of Transportation is visiting the Daytona 500 and tweeting at Pete Buttigieg.

Either Susan Collins has the memory of a goldfish, or she thinks we do. #collins #integrity

Not once in my life have I experienced any difficulty finding a plastic straw. Now, those straws made of c-notes that Jr. uses…? #nazis #solvingNothing #trumpstraw