Alan
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Teamster, bus nerd, truck driver, Trekkie, FOD he/him
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Dylan
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the password is i_hate_alan
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Bill Amend
2 days ago
Tonightâs dumb napkin cartoonâŠ
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E and I were listening to the radio in the car: E, âoh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??â
3 days ago
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This took me entirely too long to make
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Bus Aficionada
4 days ago
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Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy
11 days ago
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Change one letter, ruin a candy. Terds
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13 days ago
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Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience
14 days ago
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The Onion
23 days ago
Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented
https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
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I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.
26 days ago
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VT and NH are in such a severe drought, theyâve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. Itâs cool as hell to look at until you remember that itâs there because of climate change
26 days ago
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Suck it Yanks
about 1 month ago
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Adam Selzer
about 1 month ago
Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
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dante
about 2 months ago
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âOi Iâm the Queen innitâ
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about 2 months ago
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When everyone is getting raptured but itâs literally Rosh HaShanah
about 2 months ago
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Grateful Dead, Radiators, Phish, any Beethoven symphony or string quartet, Shostakovich, Stravinsky
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about 2 months ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
âMaybe I met him on some boysâ trip? I feel like Iâve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?â said Trump
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDONâClaiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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You talk to your father like that during Truck Driver Appreciation Week?
about 2 months ago
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So I own a 215 year old house. Iâm getting the house painted this year. Painter came out and gave me an estimate. Expensive. Said there was a lot of rot to take care of before he paints. Had a carpenter come out and look at the rot. He did his thing. Expensive.
2 months ago
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Today Iâm out with the flatbed, delivering and picking up moving cubes. I was on a back road in NH, and some lady stops to ask what I was doing. Me: âhuh?â Her: âWe just donât know what youâre doing here with your machine.â Me: âoh. Well, thatâs okay.â Her: đ
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The National Truck Driving Championships are in Minneapolis NEXT WEEK! I drive on Thursday; running order is TBA. Iâm very excited!
3 months ago
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Did you guys know there are 621,000 bridges in the United States?
#truckingfacts
#facts
3 months ago
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If someone comes up with a way to drink coffee while lying flat in bed, instant billionaire.
4 months ago
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Latkes, preferably made by my mom
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4 months ago
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I met a baby turtle
5 months ago
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Shit my ex says in all seriousness
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5 months ago
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Once again I am asking for your support: I am competing in the three-axle class at the Vermont state truck driving championships this Saturday. My goal is to get back to nationals, which is in Minneapolis this August. Wish me luck!
6 months ago
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Dinner tonight: simmer sauce pork chops, garlic green beans and basmati rice đ
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
6 months ago
âThe pope will be from Chicagoâ sounds like an 1880s Republicanâs dire prediction for if we donât stop Irish immigration
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Daaaaaaaa pope
6 months ago
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I donât understand why weâre deporting hard working immigrants when cigarette smokers are right there
6 months ago
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Dropped ice cream on the babyâs head
6 months ago
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Jess Finkđđđ
7 months ago
I have made CHEESE BOYS
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Arin Arcady
7 months ago
It is prohibited to perform a dance to express your forbidden, unconsummated love for the bus driver.
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Stomp stomp stomp
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7 months ago
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I have officially lost it
7 months ago
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Money is stored in the gold man sacks
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7 months ago
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Pretty nuts if you ask me
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7 months ago
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Gold man sacks
7 months ago
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Iâm just saying they havenât tried a Jewish pope yet
7 months ago
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Days like Easter and Christmas are the days when I revel in being divorced from my ex. I donât have to go to any awful brunches or egg hunts with people I have to pretend to like. Today was just Sunday. I meal prepped for the week. Gonna make fried rice for dinner. Bliss
7 months ago
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Cam
7 months ago
Easter. âHe is risen.â Great. Well now itâs all of our fuckin problem
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The Onion
7 months ago
âShow Me Where You Make Autism!â Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
theonion.com/show-me...
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âShow Me Where You Make Autism!â Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJâAs part of the health secretaryâs highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted âShow me where autism is made!â Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. âAttention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no [âŠ]
https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/
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Mike Drucker
7 months ago
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All of northern New England rises up in refrain:
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7 months ago
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I wish I lived closer to dim sum
7 months ago
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Yeah, Iâm forklift certified đ
7 months ago
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