I'm 67 and made an appointment to get Covid vaccine today. Costco calls and tells me they can't give me one without a prescription. Someone is trying to kill me.

Of all the fictional serial killers, the Strangers are the most annoying

#Cubs win!!!

The #Cubs are literally killing me

The ghost in my house is watching the #Cubs game. Must be a fan. #NOLAsky

Talk about bone saws there and see what happens, Dave

I thought we were at war with Chicago?

Judging by how far I have to scroll down the NYT's home page to find a story, it's hard to believe it was only yesterday that Trump declared war on American cities

#Cubs win!

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

Good headline writing is really a lost art these days

98 days until king cake #NOLAsky

Alt headline: Trump declares war on American cities

Someone please score this video with 'Yakety Sax'

Saudi Arabia, one of the world's least funny countries, is having a comedy festival. Don't support any of the comedians who participate.

12 hours a day, 6 days a week. This is some bullshit unless you're working for yourself at something you really, really want to do.

Just another mass shooting. A day in the life of America. abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-...

Mass shootings have become so common that they barely register anymore. This happened last night.

I kinda want to go to this 'aquatic retelling of The Shining' #NOLAsky www.eventbrite.com/e/wendy-darl...

This is what Zoom was made for

Found this in a Louisiana cemetery

'I am not (that much of) a crook'

Please, no one tell RFK Jr. wapo.st/4pFbCIG

The Carolinas should be paying attention this weekend

Maybe the rapture has actually happened and nobody got picked to go

New Orleans' ABC affiliate, owned by Nexstar, doesn't want you to watch Jimmy Kimmel #WGNO #NOLAsky

Today was jaw droppingly stupid

Two terrible ideas in one can ...

Just took a Tylenol as an act of civil disobedience

Trump just said the Amish have no autism because they don't get vaccines

Yes, it can

Disney stock the past 5 days

The Mouse capitulates

The Rapture: Now in pumpkin spice

Sorry, I still wouldn't swim in it

Can we all agree that 'I hate my opponent and I don’t want the best for them' is a strange thing to say at a funeral?

To determine how bad things are going to get, count the number of times Trump says 'they' today

Just a quick reminder that Christians are supposed to treat others with love, compassion, kindness and forgiveness

Telling the true history of the United States is not 'improper partisan ideology'

The Pillsbury Doughboy has an excellent workplace harassment case

Apparently, if you take your boat into international waters and Trump says you have drugs on it, he can murder you

It's going to be super ironic if Fallon is the first late night host to go to prison

These jokers really, really don't want you to get a Covid vaccine

Iger: What's up Mic? Mickey: You mf'ers fired Kimmel without telling me?!? Iger: Let me explain ... Mickey: Explain nothing. Kimmel vacations with us in Fiji. What the f am I suppose to tell Minnie?!? Iger: We're working on it ... Mickey: You damn well better or I'm unleashing Goofy Goofy: Gawrsh

Cut Worms New Orleans

If I was the CEO of Disney, I'd be avoiding Mickey at all costs

Sign the petition calling for Disney to reinstate Kimmel

We've been very fortunate so far this hurricane season. Let's hope our luck holds out.