Not Disney making casting call commercials for their cruises. Damn they can't even staff their ships now, that's cray cray.

I feel like making pancakes right now at 9PM. This is a great idea, because then I'll be awake all night with a heavy stomach. Yes totally a great idea. Let do it.

I'm hungry, I should have an apple, because that is quick. *proceeds to boil a potato and an egg for a toasted egg salad sandwich.*

*Gently massages the mic* *whispers clearly* Who hurt you?

It's buy nothing tomorrow right?

Good morning everybody. Happy Birthday yours is today. FDT You still don't have to buy that from Amazon. You are beautiful and and lovable. Drink water & take your meds. And... Don't call him/her/them. Make the day your bitch.

Seen a video of a pigeon trying to mate a falcon. Someone said it was a Bard trying to seduce a dragon. -And you know what, that fits. No notes.

Play in the dirt part 2: Mixed up my seeds in one pot, so I'm going have to thin very valuable vegetable crops. I fought three bees and a hummingbird over territory. I took 2 hours when I expected to take 3 . I ran out of compost, worm castings, and perlite again. I have a headache.

People who have been married multiple times actually do have great advice on how to date. They also know how to maintain a relationship (they just won't do it).

Time to play in the dirt part two. If I can get done in two hours, I might be able to have a snack and cut some fabric. I have some hope.

A lot of my family is like that. I just don't talk to them anymore. They for some reason take it personal. Usually it goes like this: Are you too good for your family? No, you're just unlikable & I don't want to hang with you. Well I don't like you either. Then this should benefit us both.

I miss when the talking about the government spending billions to watch and analyze every citizen was a science fiction possibility. -Or at best a thriller book written by a man that had very little grasp on how to write women characters. That was a great time in history.

Suddenly there's a Live Fire Exercise scheduled after Newsome declared State of Emergency. The Navy will be conducting it for some Ceremonial bullshit off the coast of San Diego during No Kings. Remember San Diego had a RIDICULOUS turn out last time. The highway might have to close for "sAfEty".

I'm Ready by Tevin Campbell That's two mentions in two days. I was a little stan okay. I'll admit that. I am unashamed.

I'm giving day shift a few more hours and then I'm gonna block this hot mess. Yall betta no let me down.

I had no ideas John Mayer was that old. That's why Nicki Minaj is so bitter. Well one of the reasons.

Ma'am, you still shop at Target. Proudly. Of course you would say that. Nobody is surprised that would come out your unlips.

I need another skein #craftsky

Me taking all damn day to play in the dirt: This is fun, I need to do this more often. Me taking all damn day to play in the dirt: Okay we're losing light now. I had plans to bang out a dress in 4 days. I can't do that if I have to finish planting tomorrow. The struggle is real y'all

Most of my basil bolted ages ago and I just haven't done anything about it. But as I was doing some planting today was like yeah let's get to it. Then I seen how many bees were using them. My garden looks like shit, but the bees don't have many places left since the houses were built on the field.

I'm trying hard not to break into my last bag of compost, but I just might have to.

Who are you and why are you yelling? It's not even 9AM. Stop.

It is Wednesday, I have not heard a peep abt the typhoon that hit Alaska until on Sunday I went on Tumblr this morning . Folk were linking to Indigenous organizations where you can send donations. News outlets if you can find any were complaining about Doge and FEMA. -

I was up at 6:43 am thinking today is a great day to plant carrots. All I have to do is put on sock and pants. I hate socks and pants. If I can get away with flip flops and house dresses I will. I'm doing soil refreshing that should have happened last week so gotta cover the feetsies.

No that's Monarchy Monogamy is a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.

Singing You're My Lady feeling happy and being sad at the same time. It is not fair. RIP D'Angelo

So I started closing the door when I go to the bathroom, because Boba Jermaine will scream at me the whole time. Guess who is screamed at me the whole time, because I forgot to close the door. I hate it here. #lifewithcats #catsarejerks

As the Trump shutdown drags into its third week, it's clear Republicans are so committed to raising people's health care costs that they're willing to hold the country hostage to do it.

First time around: I wanted to save all the cats. Second time around: I wanted to write an okay novel. I have done neither. I'm in an anthology though so there's that. It's out of print, and you'll never ever find it, but I am.😭😭😭

YOOOOOOooooooo I NEED A MINUTE...

Guy is playing a medieval city builder: I want to build a stone well. Let's make a stone mining camp. Makes a stone mining camp. The stone is across the river. "Apparently the stone is across the river." Doesn't build a bridge but continues to complain about the stone well.

Yes. I have never met a Pisces that hasn't tried to mess up my life.

I made soup last night, but I realized that my milk will spoil soon so I have to make mac and cheese today. I don't really have the space in my fridge for that right now.

I hate that I cook late at night. I'm up here just sitting down to carrot potato soup at 10:20 pm I mean it's good soup, but I really need to cook and eat early.

I'm picking House Party, Boomerang, and Dead Presidents.

I would like to pet the baby.

If I stay up until 2AM I have to nap at 3PM I don't make the rules. I feel so much like my Dad. I refuse to apologize for telling him naps are for losers though. I absolutely refuse. Naps are not for losers y'all, take naps. Still not apologizing. Never.

There's a bowl in my fridge that's all garden stuff. It has five saucing tomatoes, two green beans, and one radish.

Folks please write shit down by hand because no history book is ever going to point out Skateboard Kid in LA, Afeni Evan's and Sandwich Guy in DC, Freedom Frog in Portland, and countless other resisters. They already trying to erase what we do know now.

So I'm texting my friend and we're both frogging crochet projects right now. "Frogging is the devil", she says. I say, "Speaking of the devil, that Devil Hobbii is doing an extra 10% off everything even if it's already on sale." Now I have to convince both of us that we don't need more yarn.

Thanks, now run me some coin so I can get a new bra. They ain't in our size.

Not that anyone cares, but there were four meltdowns in the grocery store today. Kids was laying in the aisles all over the place. This Holiday season is off to a bad start.

Listen, they got artisanal jams now and every kind of nut butter you can think of. It's not just a PB&J. But there is nothing wrong with that either. Sometimes you just want the basics.

I some how found myself on another arc team. I feel like I'm getting lucky with my smut lately. That makes me really happy. I'm not getting on the arc teams I want to get on, but I'm finding authors I've never heard of, and that's awesome.

Two of them are here from other apps, we are actual friends now. We text almost everyday. Another one is a someone I served with in the Military. I'm an introvert I'm okay with that.

Two weeks ago I had a mini manic episode and crocheted 79 granny squares. Anyway the yarn I decided that was going to "bring my vision" together has arrived. All I can think about is the stress injuries I have my elbow and wrist. I've come this far though. I must see the vision through.

Also just in case yall are losing out on pay checks over this remember, Republicans are the ones who also decided to not pay essential workers or back pay furloughed employees as well. This is all on them.

The Shopping Season has begun folks. The line at El Chaparral back to the entrance. The wait was an hour long. You know how long that foot bridge is... That's what happens when you stick an outlet mall right outside the crossing.