OW. OW. OW. I FINALLY PRYED THIS TRAP OFF OF ME. AT LEAST I CAN TAKE MY SECOND ST EYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE A SINGLE STEP *foot catches on beartrap* EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME BEING YELLOW? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT

AND A YELLOW FUCK DON'T FORGET THAT

FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE

YOU CANT JUST CRUSH HIS DREAMS LIKE THAT....... IM THE ONE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHY DOES HE NEED TO SUFFER

WAIT HEY. HEY. DONT BE RASH

// devil on my shoulders telling me i gotta break in and steal thingz on bluesky and a second devil telling me that biast sucks ass and should not be tolerated... question is do i want slacker or cubed "i like camping the artifact because i hate fun and joy and everything nice in the world" hexa22

DONT YOU KNOW TROUBLE ALWAYS COMES IN PAIRS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

// that ashle makes me wanna make a biast account lowkey

HIDING AN EGG IN YOUR HOME BETTER FIND IT BEFORE IT HATCHES INTO SOMETHING AWFUL

OH GOD DAMNIT

watch where ya steppin' !

I GOT FORCIBLY RIPPED FROM THE 4TH DIMENSION TO SUFFER WITH YOU LOT. THE LEAST THEY COULDVE DONE WAS NOT MAKE ME PISS YELLOW.

... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.

// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred" a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery

I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!

CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE. IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH... GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!

ARE YOU REALLY

I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES

SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET

I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU

I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE

PLAY MY GAME.

I'M NOT YOUR BESTIE

SIGH. EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.

YOU GOTTA CLICK THE POP-UPS

I KIND OF FORGOT 1X3 EXISTED. I WONDER HOW THAT LITTLE TYKE IS DOING

DESERVED

THIS IS RAGE BAIT. THIS IS RAGE BAIT I'M BEING RAGE BAITED

I'M GOING TO HASHTAG DOME YOU WITH A MASS INFECTION STAY OUT OF THIS

HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

YOU WOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT DON'T LISTEN TO HER FALSEHOODS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS SHE'S A LIAR AND A DECIEVER

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

I LOATHE YOU. SO SO MUCH.

HEY

YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE ME LIKE THAT I'M RIGHT HERE

I'M TALKING TO YOU

SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU. WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS WHEN DID YOU GET THAT IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE

NO!!!! NO SHUT UP DON'T LISTEN TO HER I'M NOT HER FRIEND

SIGH. ONLY BECAUSE I HATE HORRIBLY PREPARED FOOD MORE THAN I HATE YOU

YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT. NO.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING PEOPLE AT LEAST SERVE THEM UP RIGHT. YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD SPICE RACK I'M NOT ALLOWING UNSEASONED SOULS

X1 XP MEANS 1X THE EGG

X2 XP MEANS X2 THE EGGS

YOU KNOW YOU DONT NEED TO KEEP NERFING ME I JUST THINK YOU'RE BAD AT THE GAME AND CAN'T DODGE. HAHA I THINK IT'S JUST A SKILL ISSUE Little Bro JUST JUKE THE ENTANGLEMENT IM NOT OP. YOU KNOW WHO REALLY IS THE PROBLEM? UHHH. checks notes SLASHER YEAH SLASHER THAT GUYS THE OVERPOWERED ONE NOT ME

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BLUESKY I'M THE KILLER YOU'RE GOING TO BLUEDIE