... UH HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY BETTER CANIDATES. BUT IF YOU GET SICK OF FRIED CHICKEN AFTER THIS, THEN THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.

// thinking of taking my 1eggs interp away from the forsaken lore of "oh he's shedletskys hatred" a hungry telamon decided to summon one of the greatest chefs from the 4th dimension... who was promptly disgusted by the food of the 3rd dimension and vowed to outcook it all in the name of chefery

I HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY... NOT A BAD IDEA!

CURRENTLY RESEARCHING WAYS TO IMPROVE MY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE. IF FASTFOOD WASTE IS ENOUGH TO BRAINWASH ONE MAN, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MY COOKING COULD ACCOMPLISH... GEHEHEHEH... I'LL BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE THIRD DIMENSION AND TURN INTO A PARKING LOT FOR MY RESTAURANT!

ARE YOU REALLY

I MISS SLENDERMAN CAN WE BRING THEM BACK. I KINDA MISSED COLLECTING THOSE PAGES

SHUT UP IT'S GOOD YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET

I AM 1EGGS AND IM GOING TO FRY YOU

I MAY BE FAT BUT YOURE MEAN AND THATS WORSE

PLAY MY GAME.

I'M NOT YOUR BESTIE

SIGH. EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

AWFUL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BETTER MATERIAL, YOU'D GET A CRACK OUT OF SOMEONE. MAYBE TRY SOME PUNS? THEY'RE PRETTY OVER EASY TO MAKE, BUT THEN AGAIN... I CAN'T SEE YOU MAKING ANY GOOD YOLKS.

YOU GOTTA CLICK THE POP-UPS

I KIND OF FORGOT 1X3 EXISTED. I WONDER HOW THAT LITTLE TYKE IS DOING

DESERVED

THIS IS RAGE BAIT. THIS IS RAGE BAIT I'M BEING RAGE BAITED

I'M GOING TO HASHTAG DOME YOU WITH A MASS INFECTION STAY OUT OF THIS

HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

YOU WOULD BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT DON'T LISTEN TO HER FALSEHOODS WE'RE NOT FRIENDS SHE'S A LIAR AND A DECIEVER

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

I LOATHE YOU. SO SO MUCH.

HEY

YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE ME LIKE THAT I'M RIGHT HERE

I'M TALKING TO YOU

SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU. WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS WHEN DID YOU GET THAT IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE

NO!!!! NO SHUT UP DON'T LISTEN TO HER I'M NOT HER FRIEND

SIGH. ONLY BECAUSE I HATE HORRIBLY PREPARED FOOD MORE THAN I HATE YOU

YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT. NO.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING PEOPLE AT LEAST SERVE THEM UP RIGHT. YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD SPICE RACK I'M NOT ALLOWING UNSEASONED SOULS

X1 XP MEANS 1X THE EGG

X2 XP MEANS X2 THE EGGS

YOU KNOW YOU DONT NEED TO KEEP NERFING ME I JUST THINK YOU'RE BAD AT THE GAME AND CAN'T DODGE. HAHA I THINK IT'S JUST A SKILL ISSUE Little Bro JUST JUKE THE ENTANGLEMENT IM NOT OP. YOU KNOW WHO REALLY IS THE PROBLEM? UHHH. checks notes SLASHER YEAH SLASHER THAT GUYS THE OVERPOWERED ONE NOT ME

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BLUESKY I'M THE KILLER YOU'RE GOING TO BLUEDIE

// ty to the 1x muse for deleting that shit that's a start

noia apologies if this comes off as harsh, but please do not write things that can come off as SA. not only is it uncomfortable to see it can also be very triggering. things like that aren't something you can play off as a joke in writing.

// that's really unique man thanks for sharing with the class

BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? CAUSE YOU COULD CRACK THAT EGG, MAKE YOUR BREAKFAST CLEAR

PUT THOSE AWAY

I SURE AM GLAD I INSTALLED THESE SECURITY CAMERAS. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW NOBODY WOULD BREAK IN AND STEAL THINGZ OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I EVEN MADE AN ACRONYM LOOK IT'S CALLED BIAST

THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU CHEFLETSKY YOU OVERCOOKED THOSE EGGS YET I AM THE EVIL CHEF HERE?

WHEN IN DOUBT GO ALL IN ON WINRATE BABY

SUDDENLY FEELING LIKE I COULD GO FOR A NICE PUMPKIN PIE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. NOT SURE WHY

FUN FACT: I AM THE ONE CURRENTLY RUINING YOUR EGG EVENT GET PWNED

PRIDE MONTH IS OVER I LOST MY FUCKING GENDER IT TURNED FROM A FLUID TO A GAS AND THE SPRINKER WENT OFF AND OH MY GOD ITS ALL A MESS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

AND YOUR FAVORITE 1X SKIN IS 1EGGS WE KNOW THIS IT IS 1EGGS RIGHT HAHA IT WOULD BE REALLY EMBARRASSING IF I WAS WRONG SO PLEASE SAY YES

THIS QUIZ KNOWS BALL

SIGH. ANGRY FACE MIGHT BE TOO STRONG OF A WORD. I FROWNING FACE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THAT ANY BETTER